Tastey
10-11-2001, 12:23 PM
1. When your co-workers walk pass your desk 20 times
or more per day, and you just want to say... "D*%n, would you
sit yo a** down somewhere".....You need to pray
2. When you have someone on the job that lies about
everything....and you find yourself in conversations with your
co-workers that start off..."That lyin b____ said....." You
need to pray
3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your
desk and you want to say, "what #@*&^%$ left this at my
desk"..... You need to pray!
4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day
but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get
mad when your boss needs you to do some actual work......You need to
pray!
5. When you know everybody in the department's
business, including whose baby's daddy is sleeping with who,
whose wife/husband is cheating, who claims to be heterosexual
but was seen at the gay bar,and whose child had to repeat
kindergarten....You need to pray!
6. When you walk all the way around the building to
keep from speaking to someone in your office... You need to
pray!
7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so
loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone & you
want to say "Would you lower yo' country a** voice" .....You need
to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hang-over.... You need to pray!
9. When you say, d###, d###, d###, when you see
certain people coming in your direction and you don't have a
way to avoid them......You need to pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set
up with your office's supplies.....You need to pray!
*** BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:
11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've
been shopping and return to work only to check
your email,forward emails and return personal
calls to those who missed you while you were gone
for 2 hours,........YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
or more per day, and you just want to say... "D*%n, would you
sit yo a** down somewhere".....You need to pray
2. When you have someone on the job that lies about
everything....and you find yourself in conversations with your
co-workers that start off..."That lyin b____ said....." You
need to pray
3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your
desk and you want to say, "what #@*&^%$ left this at my
desk"..... You need to pray!
4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day
but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get
mad when your boss needs you to do some actual work......You need to
pray!
5. When you know everybody in the department's
business, including whose baby's daddy is sleeping with who,
whose wife/husband is cheating, who claims to be heterosexual
but was seen at the gay bar,and whose child had to repeat
kindergarten....You need to pray!
6. When you walk all the way around the building to
keep from speaking to someone in your office... You need to
pray!
7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so
loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone & you
want to say "Would you lower yo' country a** voice" .....You need
to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hang-over.... You need to pray!
9. When you say, d###, d###, d###, when you see
certain people coming in your direction and you don't have a
way to avoid them......You need to pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set
up with your office's supplies.....You need to pray!
*** BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:
11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've
been shopping and return to work only to check
your email,forward emails and return personal
calls to those who missed you while you were gone
for 2 hours,........YOU NEED JESUS!!!!