Lisa_Lisa
10-11-2001, 02:47 AM
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son, God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, " Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman?!"
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman?!"