OhSoPrecious
10-08-2001, 04:01 PM
We could all use a laugh or two. . or maybe even a smile~!! :)
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly
> there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his
> forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at
> him questioningly.
>
> "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
> under the skin of my arm."
>
> A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
> man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
> he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
> microchip in my hand."
>
> The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
> out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with
> a piece of toilet paper extending from his
> rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
>
> "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly
> there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his
> forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at
> him questioningly.
>
> "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
> under the skin of my arm."
>
> A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
> man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
> he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
> microchip in my hand."
>
> The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
> out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with
> a piece of toilet paper extending from his
> rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
>
> "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.