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NYC_924
08-11-2003, 08:38 AM
By me: Cheril N. Clarke

Inspired by a close friend of mine J.J. Johnson aka "Blackspeare"

http://www.geocities.com/blackspeare


"A Day With Melvin"



"I wish you was sleep right now, I'd crack you in the head with the
remote and pour water on you!"

"Esther, go play in traffic, okay?"

"Old bastard! I'm sick of you doing this mess. Why don't you go get
some help?"

"Woman, I'm sixty-two years old, I ain't gettin' no help."

"Well you need to do something."

"I'm a grown ass man and if I pass gas in my sleep then too bad! We
been married more than thrity years, I don't know why the hell
you're just now bringing this up."

"Well, Melvin, the older you get, the stinker you get. You're rotten
ass is toxic, you killin' me, man."

"Plug your nose! I'm going back to sleep."

Esther kicked her husband Melvin in the leg and turned over in a
huff, mumbling, "Shouldn't nobody's ass stink so bad it wakes up
other people."

"You're the one feeding me pork chops, collard greens, potatoes and
gravy! I don't want to hear another word, Esther."

"Hmph."

Melvin, an average sized oack complected man with a slight belly and
thinning black hair was the owner of a small hardware store. Esther,
a thin woman as slender as a candle-wick and a little taller than
him with rich chocolate skin and shoulder length gray hair was a
seamstress in their hometown of Columbia, South Carolina.

It was four-thrity in the morning when they settled back into sleep
after bickering. Melvin and Esther was high school sweethearts who
married not long after graduation. Melvin, a retired Airman has been
running his store for about nine years. Their only child was killed
in a fishing accident many years ago and the only addition to their
marriage was their pet Cockatiel, who Melvin teasingly named, Turkey.

When the early rays of the sun bled into the pre-dawn sky, light
poured into their bedroom as the blinds swayed fromt he incoming
wind through the cracked window. After stretching, Melvin walked
sleepily to the bathroom while Esther slept. Usually he wakes up
slenetically, snapping at Exther if she wakes up before him and
purposefully wakes him up. Melvin doesn't even approve of the alarm
clock. I'm retired, I wake up whenever I finish sleeping, shit! he
once told Exther. But even in his early morning grumpiness the
possibilities of him waking up after eight-thirty were grave, he
really just didn't like to be disturbed while sleeping.

_________________

"Damn it, I can't find my wallet, Esther. Have you seen my wallet?"

"No, baby, I haven't."

"You sure?"

"Raaaarrrk. I know. What you willin' to trade for it?" the bird said.

"What the hell," both Melvin and Esther paused, "Did you hear---" he
asked her.

"Turkey? Did Turkey just talk?" Esther asked.

"Okay so you know I ain't crazy! Turkey, do that again," he asked
but the bird did nothing.

After waiting a few moments and hearing nothing, Melvin continued
searching the living room and small kitchen for his wallet.

"Melvin, I'm leaving now," Esther said.

"You ain't gon' help me look for it?"

"I have to go now. Go check the pants you had on yesterday," she
said, pionting to the bedroom before going out the side door.

"Squaaarrrrkkk. I know the wallet, ha ha!"

"Turkey? You say something?" he questioned, walking closer to the
square metal-bar cage.

"Well it wasn't the damn radio, shit. Give a bird some credit and
stop callin' me Turkey, I hate that shit!"

"I'll be damned, since when did you know how to talk?" Melvin asked
in amazement, delaying his wallet search.

"Mel, I've been listenin' to y'all yap for seven years, how dumb do
I look? I just don't like mingling with y'all."

"You gotta be shittin' me. I must be dreaming. Lawd, stop playin'
with me. I'm too old."

"I know where the wallte is but under conditions, I'll tell you!"

"Huh?"

"Number one, don't call me Turkey, that's racist and as a black man
from the south I expect better of you. You don't hear me
sayin' , 'nigga where's my treats?' do you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Aaark, you heard me!"

"You must be smoking or maybe you need to be smoking. Where's my
wallet? Shit, I'm talking to a bird, I need a smoke."

"Wh-wh-what don't you understand about under condition?"

Melvin burst out laughing, "And you have a speech impediment!"

"Don't tease me, that hurts my feelings!"

"I'm sorry, Tur-What is it you want to be called?"

"Thurgood, or Malcolm, Ali, something with power, not a punk ass
Turkey!"

"Okay, Ali. I have to go," Melvin said finally going to the pants he
had on the day before. "Found it! Listen, Turkey, I'll see you
later," he said and rushed out the door.

"Stinkin' self," the bird mumbled.

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www.cherilnclarke.com
to be con't ( i wrote this in one of my classes last semester)

Tastey
08-11-2003, 09:12 AM
LOL

This is good.

NYC_924
08-12-2003, 06:37 AM
@t, thanks...lol :hammer

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"You look happy today, Melvin," the barber shop owner next door to
his store said.

"Yeah, I'll make up for it tomorrow."

"Never mind," the man said, shaking his head.

It was nearing dusk and a slow day business wise for Melvin. He'd
been thinking about his bird off and on all day and now wondered
if "Ali" would put on his act when Exther was around or only talk to
Melvin.

About an hour later when Melvin was just about to lock up a tall
dark complected man with oily skin, big eyes, slim, and with a
scratchy voice walked in.

"Closing soon," Melvin said but they guy said nothing and walked
down an isle. He came back with a 4 X 4.

"Old man! give me all the money or I'll knock you down flat!"

Melvin laughed. A loud, breathtaking laugh. "Get the hell out of my
shop," he said.

The man swung the board, knocking things off the shelf. "Give me
some money, man or it's you next."

Melvin reluctantly gave him some of the cash in the regiister---
thirty-nine dollars. "Here. And damn it, put a gun on lay-a-way
before you kill somebody with that thing.!"

The man took the money and ran on with the board still in his hand.

"Piece of shit, knocking over my damn products," Melvin mumbled
after locking up and leaving. he didn't bother havint the police
involved since he really didn't loose much. He gave him the money
all in single dollar bills.

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At home, Melvin told Esther about his day.

"I'm tellin' you Esther, the boy ain't got the good sense God
gave 'em."

"I believe you, I can't believe he came back and left you a note."

"Here it is, I ain't lyin'," he said, handing her a crumpled up
piece of paper, This ain't enough for a gun, it read.

"Fool!"

"Yeah, I'll tell the police to be on the look out. I just wasn't in
the mood earlier and it wasn't worth it for the couple dollars,"
Melvin said. "So how was your day?"

"Oh, the highlight of my day was my bus ride home."

"What happened?" Melvin asked.

"Well, this woman---from the time she got on the bus she talked non-
stop."

"Oh Lawd."

"She was a big woman with red or maybe maroon dreads with some big
ol' silver rings on each of her fingers."

"Ugh."

"What was funny was when she started talking about getting a
pedicure. she said to the bus driver, 'Honey, that lil' Korean man
looked at my feet like, damn! I thought he was gon' build me a new
toe and call it a day!"

"I can imagine the gremlins and corns on her feet. Why can't y'all
women take care of your feet?"

"Excuse me but I never had a problem with my feet."

"One in a million!" he said.

"But anyway, what's worse is she kept messing with her nose ring."

"She had her fingers in her nose?"

"Aaark, humans are nasty!" the bird said.

"He's talking again?" Esther asked.

"Me and him had a fight earlier. Don't acknowledge him, please."

"What?" She said, laughing.

"Esther, the bird talk but he won't say much if you're here so I'll
just look stupid. Now, forget Turkey."

"Aaaarrrrk!"

"Ali," Melvin corrected.

"Who?" Esther asked.

"Long story, but he doesn't want to be called Turkey anymore."

"Ooookay," she said and yawned.

"You about ready to turn in?" Melvin asked.

"Yeah, I'm tired."

"C'mon then," he said and flicked the light switch off.

The End

Cheril N. Clarke
www.cherilnclarke.com
(c)2003

CLSmooove
08-12-2003, 06:56 AM
That was Cute.... :beer

NYC_924
08-12-2003, 07:33 AM
lol..thanks, it's a lot Lighter than my usual...i was really just havin' fun and being silly