CD
08-08-2003, 05:23 AM
There was a "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was that once you opened the door to any
floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and
if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down to
choose a man.
First floor:
The door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and
love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well
that's better than not having jobs,or not loving kids,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor:
The door had a sign saying: "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking." "Hmmm," said the women. "But, I wonder
what's ! further up?"
Third floor:
The door had a sign saying: "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking, and help with the housework." "WOW!" said
the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further
up!" And up they went.
Fourth floor:
The door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids,are extremely good looking,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh mercy me. But just think! What must be
awaiting us further up!" So up to the fifth floor they
went.
Fifth floor:
The sign on the door said, "This floor is just to
prove that women are impossible to please. Please exit
the building and have a nice day."
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was that once you opened the door to any
floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and
if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down to
choose a man.
First floor:
The door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and
love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well
that's better than not having jobs,or not loving kids,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor:
The door had a sign saying: "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking." "Hmmm," said the women. "But, I wonder
what's ! further up?"
Third floor:
The door had a sign saying: "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking, and help with the housework." "WOW!" said
the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further
up!" And up they went.
Fourth floor:
The door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids,are extremely good looking,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh mercy me. But just think! What must be
awaiting us further up!" So up to the fifth floor they
went.
Fifth floor:
The sign on the door said, "This floor is just to
prove that women are impossible to please. Please exit
the building and have a nice day."