Jamokie.....Pt1 a Ghetorific story....

[RockYoKoo]

In A Ghetto far, far, away lil Jamokie Skywalker (ROCK to his playa patna’s) age 15 plays wit his ball, when along came this fine Hoochay Mama named Lay-ya(Princess to her friends) age 20……..

Lay-ya: Hey ROCK, can I play wit yo ball too….

Jamokie: Y sho Princess, I ain’t no playa hata, get yo ROCK on…

Lay-ya: Mmmmm, Mokay, what a big ROCK you getting to be…..

Jamokie: [Looking dem Hoochay breast and azzz] Thank you, Pricess, or can I Lay-ya, I mean call ya Lay-ya.

Lay-ya: Y 4 sho shortay, you can Lay-ya me if ya want…

Jamokie: [Knows he is not that experience] Sure can I cum ova lata tonight?

Lay-ya: Sure just don’t forget, ROCK.

So Jamokie goes off deep in da hood to learn the ways of the FOCE. He goes to Yolanda’s house(35 yr OG), known by the local playa’s as Yoda…

Jamokie: [Enters Yoda’s house] Yoda, ya got to help me learn to wield my ROCK, like a true Ghetto Fabalous Jedi…

Yolanda: So you think you ready 4 da FOCE huh? Well cum ova hea ROCK and uhh let me see…

Jamokie: [Moves slowly ova to Yoda and pull the ROCK out….]

Yolanda: OOOOHH LAWD! Da FOCE is growin strong in ya, [As she begins to suck da ROCK]
**SLURP, SLURP** Dis is da strongest ROCK in da hood, you go be a true palya. Now let Yoda test da FOCE inside you…[She climbs on top of da ROCK]

Jamokie: [On his back] Ooooh Yoda, you my nugga, Ooooh Yoda you like dis ROCK..[Slaps dat azz[Cause da FOCE run in his family, a natural]] [Now thrusting his hips up and her azzz bounces off those athletic thighs…

Jamokie hits dat koo for 3 hours straight and Yoda can’t believe the FOCE she felt, so she passes out. **BEEP, BEEP, BEEP** Jamokie’s pager goes off. It was a voice mail sayin..”Help me Jamokie, you’re my only hope.”, but they did not leave a name. Jamokie knows that voice, but he don’t know where, so he sets out on his quest to find the true meaning of da ROCK…

Da saga continues…….

DUN, DUN, DUN, DA, DA, DUN, DA, DA, DUUUUUUUUUUUN

{ROCK ON YALL}

[RockYoKoo]

So we left off wit Yoda passed out from the FOCE of Jamokie Sky Walkers ROCK…..

After getting dat page Jamokie set off on his Cruiser(Beach) to find dat koo dat paged him. He heard the sound of dat nugga Bubba, who live in a Hut,l in the background of the voice mail. Erayboday know Bubba hang out a Sweet Jimmay’s on Sunnydale blvd.

Jamokie walks into Sweet Jimmay’s, still hard from makin Yoda pass out and sees KEESHAAA , 18 yr old, his cusins baby mama’s-brothers-sister-in-law-sister …

Jamokie: KEEEESHAAAA, KEEESSSSSHA, YOU SEEN BUBBA!!!!

Keeeshaaa: HAAAAY, Jamokie [Walkin over lookin down at his ROCK] OOT OOT, Boay you getting strong in da FOCE huh, just like yo old lyin daddy. Yo daddy I go way back to da days of da Shimmy Sham Empire, ova der where Kee Kee live, anyway Bubba is in da back baby..

Jamokie: Thanks Keeche I’mma go back der, [Lookin at her Voluptious breast], so you still goin out wit yo baby daddy??

Keeshaa: Naw dat nugga tried to play me ova Caleepeeo(Ca-lee-pee-o), and I dumped hizz broke azzz. I needs a real ROCK one who swift wit da FOCE, mmmmm Jamokie what you doin lata??

Jamokie: Dayum Keeche like dat huh, well hit me on da hip lata , right now I needs to holla at Bubba. [Jamokie walks to the back and see Bubba]

Bubba: DAYUM BO-BO(Vet to his playa patna’s) WTF you doing nugga, you just spilled my drink!

Jamokie: Sup Vet, yo Bubba you seen a da breezey(Woman) that was using the phone 10 mins ago.

Bubba: Yea dat was, was a fine hoochay mama, wit azzz dat make a nugga wanna kneel down and stick my tongue sooooo deep in hea koo, dey have to call Dark Nugga himself to get me out.

Jamokie: I ain’t tryin to mess wit Dark Nugga, his ROCK is strong in da FOCE. Dat nugga once FOCED a koo so hard, he got stuck and had walk around attached to da breezzey all day. He a mean mutha…

BO-BO: Oooooo, shut yo mouth.

Bubba: Anyway lil ROCK look like you getting strong in da FOCE. Well yo breezzey left wit Dark Nugga and hiz patna’s. Now bet you ain’t got nuff FOCE fo dat nugga. LHFAO(Laughin Hiz Fat Azzzz Off)

Jamokie: Fuggu U Bubba da Hut azzz nugga, dats Y you fat azzz need a foke lift to get out da bed everyday. Big ole Umppa Lumppa reject too bad dey didn’t keep yo azzz in da Cosby Kids then we wouldn’t have to make bacon out yo azzz….[Bubba get up to hit Jamokie]

[Jamokie pulls out hiz ROCK]

Bubba: Dayum nugga I didn’t know ya was packin like that!! [Soundn like a punk] Dark Nugga said he was goin to the En-Doe city, but you know that is where all those dem E-Wok aisans be, and dey know TY-BO.

Jamokie: Aight , Bubba and the next time I see yo azzz ya betta be 10 lbs lighter, ya test tube baby..

So Jamokie heads out for the En-Doe city, and know he know he iz packin big shhhhh…..

Dun, dun, dun, da, da, dun, da, da, DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN….

{I wanna ROCK right now}

[RockYoKoo]

So we left off wit Jamokie was headed fo da En-Doe city in search of Lay-La(Princess to her playa patna’s) who was apparently kidnapped by Dark Nugga…..

As Jamokie cruises thru da hood he happen to see hiz patna Cee(3 PO PO to his playa patna’s) Cee got the name 3 PO PO cause one time he was being chased thru En-Doe city and he out ran 3 PO PO’s(Police).

Jamokie: Cee 3 PO PO, CEEE!!!!!

3 PO PO: MOEKAY, sup my nugga.

Jamokie: Check it out Cee, I’m tryin to make dis run to da En-DOE city. Dat Dark Nugga done took my breezzey and I know ya cool wit dem E-Wok’s mane.

3 PO PO: Fo sheezzey, I needs to see my breezey out dat way anyway.

So, 3 PO PO and Jamokie exchange a pound and jump on da cruiser and mash off. They ride bout 5 o 6 blocks and run into an E-Wok Asian.

E-Wok: A, ae, aaaaaaaaaaaaae, 3 PO PO nugga, Whata you doin in dissa whood?

3 PO PO: Sup mane, looka nugga we looka fo dissa nugga breezey. Ya seen dat Darka Nugga?

E-Wok: Darka Nugga, dat stanka tar babee from-ma Compton, big playa hata stole my breezey one timema and when I gotta her backa, koo wassa bigga like-ka elaphant hit it. Darka Nugga strong in da FOCE, fo sheezey. Anyway I saw-wa dat nugga a round da corner wit a fine hoochay mama, bout dee(3) minutes ago.

3 PO PO: Thanks nugga, get-ta you a hair-ra cut, ya lil Foo Man Chu.[Turns to Jamokie] Uh my gurl live up the street, and I am a lil late mane, ya don’t mind if I handled my business cause my ROCK been trobbin fo dat koo.

Jamokie: Shhhh nugga handle ya business. Plus my ROCK can match up wit any ROCK in da hood. Ain’t no poot butt nugga hea.

So Jamokie gives 3 PO PO pounds and cruises off round da corner. Before Jamokie could get to the corner he ran into Sueshay, da finest E-Wok in da hood.

Sueshay: JAMOKIE! Cum hea suga.

Jamokie: [Rides ova to Sueshay] Hey you Sueshay, yo koo is famous around deez parts, sup baby, my friends call me ROCK.

Sueshay: Hey ROCK, I was talkin to Yoda and she said you stronga in da FOCE-SA. I want you to ROCK MY KOO?

Jamokie: [FOCE begins to grow in hiz ROCK az he looks at dat E-Wok azz] I am doin sumptin right now, can you cum lata?

Sueshay: [Walks ova and strokes dat grande ROCK on Jamokie] O cum on Mookay, me like da lawn stroke. [She kneels and unzips his pants] Well dissa take-ka minute hunnay, I sho ya da E-Woka style.

So Sueshay weild da ROCK like a true playa. As he mouth caresses the ROCK in and out and her tongue surrounds the head of da ROCK. She begins to go faster, and faster, and in and out and in and out. As she attempts to take it all, the ROCK explodes fluids in her mouth. Her head is thrown by the FOCE of Jamokie’s ROCK. She is thrown to the ground and passes out wit a smile on her face….

As Jamokie rides off and rounds the corner, he sees Dark Nugga’s benz roll off, License plate says DA FOCE.

Jamokie: Yells, “LAAAAAAAAAAAAY-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, PRINCESSSSSSSS LAAAAAAAAYY- LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

DUN, dun, dun, da, da, dun, da, da, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn.

{ROCK dis funky joint}

[RockYoKoo]

When we left Jamokie he was in HOT pursuit of Dark Nugga’s benz…….

[As da bass from Dark Nugga’s benz bounces off da houses…COMPUTER LOVE…BOOM BOOM, BA BA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM!!!>

[Dark Nugga sits in the back seat wit Lay-La as the driver bust a left on Mt. Vernon]

Dark Nugga: So Lil Lay, I know I was supposed to give ya a ride home, but I thought you might wanna take a real ride [As he strokes hiz Rock]

Lay-La:[ Lookin at hiz ROCK out da corner of her eye, thinking DAYYYYYUM!!] Uh, no I just wanna go home my Nugga.

Dark Nugga: Now come on lil breezzey, you know I got da FOCE like Juvinile got gold teeth, like Moby got dick, like ROCK YO KOO…..

Lay-La: Now hold up Nugga, you ain’t go neva be ROCK YO KOO..{Message}, besides my heart is set on another, and he strong in da FOCE too.

Dark Nugga: [Frowning] WHAT YA LIL HOOCIE, AIN’T NO NUGGA, LIKE A DARK NUGGA IN DA FOCE!!!

Lay-La: Oh yea, Nugga, he push it down like weight. And besides ain’t you going out wit Keisha’s cusin’s baby’s mama, Lotta Koochie??

Dark Nugga: Dayum, why ya gotta bring up old shh, you know dis FOCE is 4 U so stop fightin it…[As he starts to rub Lay-La’s shoulders and positions his head behind her neck so she feels the warm air of his breath.]

Lay-La in a more relaxing voice, now Dark you know you wrong suga. Stooop naaaow…

[As Dark Nugga’s hands slowly travel down Lay-La’s arms, grazing across her breast he feels the receptiveness of ripe nipples. His arms pull Lay-La closer as she places her thigh on top of his ROCK. Her mini skirt begins to rise as Dark’s hand strokes thoughs thighs. As he begins to nibble on her neck….BLAAAAMMM!! the Benz hit the back of BO-BO’s Vet. Apparently the driver was looking between Lay-La’s leggs and was focusing on the clit exposed from the rising skirt instead of Bo-Bo’s Vet.

Bo-Bo: Mutha Fugga you hit ma shhh, who da fuggg you….[Now Bo-Bo see Dark getting out da car] Oooo shhhh, Dark, ma Nugga, I am sorry mane. If I would have known I would ha ha ha hav….

Dark Nugga: Shut da fugg up man, you lil biootch. I think I may have to slap you wit da FOCE ya lil punk….

Bo-Bo: No ma Nugga, I got lil sumptin sumptin round da corner dat I can pay ya wit, you know I would neva fugg wit a Black azzz nugga wit a ROCK like you…and you got da FOCE….come on mane, cut me some slack [Weeping] ma Nugga…[Getting on hiz knees]…I don’t wanna foce you to foce yo FOCE on me mane.

[In the mean time Lay-La pulls her skirt down and starts to run down the street as Dark Nugga pimp slaps BO-BO cause he got a rep to protect….**** SMACK, SMACK, SMACK ***]

As Lay-La hits a corner, Jamokie rides up on Nugga and Bo-Bo…he stops his ride about two cars behind da Benz to see if he sees Princess (La-Lay). He watches Dark pimp slap Bo-bo and thinks…DAAAAAYUUUUMMMM, dat Nugga a bad mutha, shut my mouth, …

So instead of going closer, he decides to go back to Yoda’s house, to complete hiz training of da FOCE…..
DUN, dun, dun, da, da, dun, da, da, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn.

{ROCK dis funky joint}

[RockYoKoo]

So in our in our last episode Dark Nugga got into an accident wit Bo-Bo’s Vet and Lay-La escaped from his clutches, running all they way home. Jamokie, after observing Dark Nugga use da FOCE on Bo-Bo, decides his training is not complete and heads back to Yoda’s house.

[As Jamokie walks up to Yoda’s(Yolonda) door, he over hears her phone conversation]

Yoda: …and OH MY GOD, when he wipped out the ROCK I had to grab it but his FOCE was too strong…[Ding Dong].. hold on gurl…. WHO IS IT??

Jamokie: Yo, Yo, Yooooooda! It is me Jamokie, I need yo help.

Yoda: Oooo gurl he back, I gotta go…COMIIING!!!

[Yoda opens da door and lets Jamokin in]

Yoda: Where you been boo? And what can I do fo you, are ya ready to complete your training??

Jasmokie: Hells yea I am, I seen dat Dark Nugga slap Bo-Bo like a biootch and I ain’t going out like dat, hells naw. But he ain’t go come between me and my Lay-La.

Yoda: Okay honey, just lay back on the couch while I inspect ya ROCK to see how much FOCE ya got.

[Jamokie leans back against the couch as Yoda gets on her knees. He pulls da ROCK out. Yoda couldn’t help herself]

Yoda: Oh Jamokie hunny, you appear to be growing stronger in da FOCE, let me test your FOCE wit my….

[So Yoda grabs the ROCK wit both hands, first taking the head inside her. Her tounge swirls around the base of the head as her hands grips tighter and begins to massage the ROCK, now she expands her jaws to take the shaft of the ROCK in and out..Jamokie, being a natural cause da FOCE runs in the family, grabs Yoda by the back of her head and begins to motion her up and down. Yoda’s koo begins to flow like Niagra falls..she feels the warm fluids run down her legg….she rips her panties off and pounces on da ROCK....Jamokies eyes get big and she goes up and down like da horsee on a Marry Go Round. Jamokie gets excited and begins to really feel da FOCE.]

Jamokie: “I HAVE DA POOOOOWWEEEERRRR!!!!”

Yoda: OOO, OOO, OOOOOOOO My GOOOOOOOOD!!!!

[The FOCE of Jamokie’s ROCK thrust Yoda from the couch across da room to the floor, She pass out again.]

Jamokie: Yoda, Yoda. [she doesn’t move just a big smile on her face] Dayum, I hope that was the end of my training. Fugg it, I needs to find my Princess…

Jamokie knows he needs a faster ride to catch up to dat Dark Nugga, so he goes to see his playa patna Lando Cal-Rahiem(Cal Raaa Heeem). Lando mama wanted him to have her last name so he got it like dat. He rides up the block and he sees Lando shootin dice..

Jamokie: Lando, sup, sup, my nugga?[He gives Lando pounds]

Lando: Sup ROCK, hole up fo a min, gots ta get dis dime sack back mane.[Lando shoots a come out roll of 7] ON YA BACK HOES…NOW SACK’S UP NUGGA’S.
Jamokie: Lando, can I holla fo a min. [As he walks about 6 feet from the crap game] Look mane, I needs some wheels, cause dat Dark Nugga den took my boo.

Lando: You need a ride for a woman. Man Dark Nugga go put da FOCE down on yo azzz. One day I seen dat Nugga pimp slap Dark Mul-Again and make him kneel down and taste da FOCE. Had dat Mul nugga runnin around Bukkid Nekkid singing like Dhall, “Let’s dance, let’s shout, dunt shop dil ya get-na nuff. Let’s dance lets shop, dunt shop til ya get na-nuff .”

Jamokie: Man dis is fo Lay-La.

Lando: I just saw Lay-La running toward her house, shhhh we could probly catch her if we bone out now.

Jamokie: Dayum, fo sho, lets bounce mane…

So Jamokie and Lando get in Lando’s Porche 935 DP and mash off toword Lay-La house…[SKKKKKIIIIIRRRRRRRTTTTTTT]

DUN, dun, dun, da, da, dun, da, da, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn.

{Keep on ROCKn it. }

[RockYoKoo]

Please don't publish this before I do :)

Keep on ROCKn it.

[RockYoKoo]

Originally posted by RockYoKoo
Please don't publish this before I do :)

Keep on ROCKn it.

Was it just doo dayum long?