Andre98
07-24-2003, 03:34 PM
A frail 80 year old man was telling friends about his honeymoon night with his 22 year old bride:
On our wedding night, one of my sons carried me up the stairs and laid me in bed next to my new bride for our first night of matromonial bliss! In the morning my three other sons carried me back downstairs..."
One friends asked, " If it only took one son to carry you upstairs, why did it take three to bring you back down?"
The old man said, "Cause I fought 'em!"
"Cause I fought em!"
That's why it took three sons in the morning to....
"...Cause I fought 'em..."
.:rolleyes:
On our wedding night, one of my sons carried me up the stairs and laid me in bed next to my new bride for our first night of matromonial bliss! In the morning my three other sons carried me back downstairs..."
One friends asked, " If it only took one son to carry you upstairs, why did it take three to bring you back down?"
The old man said, "Cause I fought 'em!"
"Cause I fought em!"
That's why it took three sons in the morning to....
"...Cause I fought 'em..."
.:rolleyes: