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Brightness
10-03-2001, 03:00 AM
We have all heard this expression or even used it at one time. What is the job that for no amount of money would you do?
Lisa_Lisa
10-03-2001, 04:19 AM
They couldn't pay me enough to work in the sewer system!!! That's a nasty ass job.
seductive_tee
10-03-2001, 07:12 AM
To clean those portable bathrooms u see at festivals...them things stink.

And

to work with cats!

ain't no way in hell:fu :fu :fu
sistuhchey
10-03-2001, 08:53 AM
Roaches, bugs, mice, rats ..OH LAWD!!!!!...somebody help me!!!.ain't working at no sewer system either....:blah: :blah:
mack_black
10-03-2001, 09:02 AM
rat on my own people....
HulaSista
10-03-2001, 09:11 AM
work on those boats that go out and catch fish in the arctic and alaska...........VERY dangerous job................
dns70
10-03-2001, 11:12 AM
Gay Male Prostitute! :D
mack_black
10-03-2001, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by dns70+
Gay Male Prostitute! :D

:p:cry::p:cry::p:cry: damned right.....
SoftNwet
10-03-2001, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by dns70+
Gay Male Prostitute! :D

But would you be a straigt male prostitute a.k.a. a Gigilo?!!?!?!:confused: Just wondering.
ThickBodyHottie
10-03-2001, 01:51 PM
...a police officer...$35, 000 annually to play russian roulette? i think not...
Vronni
10-03-2001, 03:58 PM
prostitue,policeman,garbage collector,dog catcher,with the way these schools are now-schoolteacher
HulaSista
09-11-2002, 02:02 PM
what about you, newbies?
Tastey
09-11-2002, 02:27 PM
nothing illegal or immoral

pretty much any other job for a billion bucks, i'd probably try it for one day. lol :p
nubianx2
09-11-2002, 03:56 PM
To be a county school bus driver. I've heard way too many horror stories.
Brightness
09-11-2002, 06:05 PM
dead bodies. . .I am interested in forensics but as soon as they'd talk about getting evidence off a dead body :eek: :eek: I'm not the one
Admin
09-11-2002, 06:23 PM
Man, they could not pay me enuff to lay TAR in the hot ass sun all day. I do not see how anyone can do this job, the smell would "kncok me the fuck out".

Holla
misha
09-11-2002, 07:52 PM
shoveling shit at the zoo.
Andre98
09-12-2002, 02:51 PM
1. Passing out sheets at a Klan convention.
2. Changing the target sheets at an NRA gun range
3. Male Prostitute ( Thanks for that one...I forgot!)
4. Prison Guard
5. Police Officer
6. The dude that walks behind the elephants at the circus with a shovel ( and a bag!)
7. Women's restroom attendant ( Would rather remain in denial that their shit stinks!)
8. Hand Grenade tester
9. Bullet Proof Vest Tester
10. The first one to pick up the laundry fresh out the chute at a hospital.
(There's more... but really, do want me to really get started?)
HulaSista
09-12-2002, 04:15 PM
andre, you so funny
Andre98
09-12-2002, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by HulaSista+
andre, you so funny
While it's profoundly sad that I am quoting your compliment just to see it twice, I also wanted to thank you, Hula my sista for having such good tastes. My slant on things may be warped, but it uplifting to see at least one of you can see the light!
SeaDuceme2
09-12-2002, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Andre98+
1. Passing out sheets at a Klan convention.
2. Changing the target sheets at an NRA gun range
3. Male Prostitute ( Thanks for that one...I forgot!)
4. Prison Guard
5. Police Officer
6. The dude that walks behind the elephants at the circus with a shovel ( and a bag!)
7. Women's restroom attendant ( Would rather remain in denial that their shit stinks!)
8. Hand Grenade tester
9. Bullet Proof Vest Tester
10. The first one to pick up the laundry fresh out the chute at a hospital.
(There's more... but really, do want me to really get started?)

:D :cry: :D :cry: :D

More.. more I want more, that was good!
HulaSista
09-12-2002, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Andre98+

While it's profoundly sad that I am quoting your compliment just to see it twice, I also wanted to thank you, Hula my sista for having such good tastes. My slant on things may be warped, but it uplifting to see at least one of you can see the light!

hmmpf... I am like Sea... hand it over... give us more... :D
Andre98
09-13-2002, 12:32 PM
1. Port-a-Potty cleaner.
(Okay, to be fair, all the shit cleaning jobs are, well, shitty.)
2. Practice crook to help break in police attack dogs.
3. Window washer on extremely tall buildings.
4. Food taster for Saddam Hussein, or Fidel Castro, or Yassir Arafat.
5. Look alike decoy for any of the above.
HulaSista
09-13-2002, 12:41 PM
More!
MsMeelah
09-13-2002, 05:09 PM
You are off the hook!!
Melotic
09-13-2002, 05:21 PM
They couldn't pay me enough, to be unhappy...
Melotic
09-13-2002, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by admin
Man, they could not pay me enuff to lay TAR in the hot ass sun all day. I do not see how anyone can do this job, the smell would "kncok me the fuck out".

Holla

Dawg, they don't pay enough for this gig... And, your ass has to change and shower at the job site or the porch... 'Cause aint no woman going to let come in the house after day of work... That smell lengers, even after a shower... I don't see brothers doing this at all...