mystkev
07-10-2003, 02:24 PM
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for
15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and
breaks into it looking for money and guns but only
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl
up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, just do what he tells you - just give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and
breaks into it looking for money and guns but only
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl
up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, just do what he tells you - just give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."