If Your Bed Could Talk... [Archive]

seductive_tee

10-01-2001, 07:16 AM

Do u ever have sex? :D

And...clean the foot of me off..tired of all the animals and clothes...:D

HulaSista

10-01-2001, 12:05 PM

umm...

aren't you a little too big for me?

(i gotta twin...hee hee hee)....

Brightness

10-01-2001, 03:57 PM

Do you plan to use me for anything else BESIDES sleeping? :(

Babygirl

10-01-2001, 07:49 PM

"stop knocking me against the damn wall"

" I think you broke my bracket"

"you two are like rabbits!"

OhSoPrecious

10-01-2001, 08:03 PM

It would be telling bed time stories. . . followed by "Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep". . . every night~!! :rolleyes:

misha

10-02-2001, 03:03 AM

Those were the days....*sigh*

Sparkles

10-02-2001, 05:40 AM

Damn! Can a nigga get a break!

Or Y'all just plain ole NASTY!!!!!! lol:D :cool:

nubianx2

10-02-2001, 05:49 AM

This must be the dry season.:eek:

seductive_tee

10-02-2001, 06:07 AM

Just dry season for MY bed!

Originally posted by nubianx2+
This must be the dry season.:eek:

ThickBodyHottie

10-02-2001, 06:46 AM

would you PLEASE leave that man alone?
and stop reading in me all the damn time!

SoftNwet

10-02-2001, 06:59 AM

"Yo Soft, you got a king sized waterbed.........where's the Damn King?!?!!?!?"

yendys

10-02-2001, 08:13 AM

Why am I only fixed/ made when the covers are too tangled to sleep under and take some of those dayum books, magazines, etc off me will ya?

Juicey1

10-02-2001, 08:39 AM

......Could you keep your feet off my headboard.

......Tell him to stop grabbing the headboard when he is banging from the back.

......Girl, you are quite an acrobat

:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek:

SoftNwet

10-02-2001, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Juicey1+
......Could you keep your feet off my headboard.

......Tell him to stop grabbing the headboard when he is banging from the back.

......Girl, you are quite an acrobat

:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek:

:blah: Damn newlyweds!!!!!! :blah:

misha

10-02-2001, 09:38 AM

LOL @ the newlyweds!!

Juicey1

10-02-2001, 11:39 AM

Girl, that was before the wedding too. I didn't know I could bend in so many different positions. My kings size waterbed is my acrobat mat:D

RemiRed

10-05-2001, 06:03 PM

finally some REST !!!!!

and thank god he stop beat'in my head against the wall !

RaiOfSunshine

10-06-2001, 03:50 PM

"I'm bored. Is that all you do on here? Sleep, play with yourself, read, and yak to your friends? Get a life!"

Melotic

10-06-2001, 04:07 PM

purchasing a new pleasure zone, 'cause you have wore this one out...:eek:

CLSmooove

10-08-2001, 03:26 PM

"They just aint gonna be happy till they break me"

but during those times he's out to sea.....

"AAhhhhhh finally some rest and relaxation"

SeaDuceme2

10-08-2001, 07:46 PM

anybody home????

Andre98

10-08-2001, 11:29 PM

"...Just once Negro, please Jergens-up them Brillo knees and elbows before you come to bed at night! Damn the lotion in the morning! What good does that do me? "

Tastey

04-01-2002, 09:00 AM

Could you please make me more than once a week...

I'm cramped in this corner...can we get a bigger room...

Hey, whatever happened to that knucklehead who said I was too soft....he just didn't know how to work my springs...lol :p

mystkev

04-01-2002, 09:13 AM

Damn how do u sleep w/all this stuff on me

MsMeelah

04-01-2002, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by RaiOfSunshine+
"I'm bored. Is that all you do on here? Sleep, play with yourself, read, and yak to your friends? Get a life!"

hehehehe.. too funny but my bed would say the exact same thing..

SoftNwet

04-01-2002, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by SoftNwet+
"Yo Soft, you got a king sized waterbed.........where's the Damn King?!?!!?!?"

And it is still say that ^.......no king?!?!!? :( :cry: :(

HulaSista

09-11-2002, 01:40 PM

my new bed would say... "you shole is spread out like "

MsLick Him Low

09-14-2002, 05:58 AM

Can you please get me a skirt. I'm tired of the breeze going under me. Especially since you keep a lot of junk under there.

KissableSexyShortStuff

01-04-2003, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Brightness+
Do you plan to use me for anything else BESIDES sleeping? :(

RemiRed

07-27-2003, 08:06 AM

my bed is saying ...

" nukka just cause she gotta bigger TV and PS2,,, that doesnt not mean you need to be sleeping with her ( my futon) every nite !!!!"

swtjamaica

07-27-2003, 08:15 AM

...when are you gonna break me in properly??? the masturbation thing is PLAYED...:blah:

CLSmooove

07-27-2003, 12:10 PM

"HelloOOOOO.... HELLOOOOOOOOO.... I know I asked for some rest but WTF is wrong with ya'll, aint no real activity be goings down in a few":( :eek: :rolleyes:

BLACK SINBAD

07-28-2003, 04:33 PM

but the living room couch and flo would speak volumes!!! Some of this..:blah: :blah: :blah: Some of this...:beating :beating :beating

missbuttabutt

07-28-2003, 06:55 PM

"If y'all ain't doin nothin, why the hell is he here?"

RockYoKoo

07-28-2003, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Famu
What would your's say, uh?

Man it is time for a new matress and you know it Rock.

SeaDuceme2

07-28-2003, 08:03 PM

Tootie fruitie on rootie, sho'll got good booty!!!:D

dejavu

07-28-2003, 11:07 PM

When you gonna put your daughter in her own bed?

scoops

09-28-2003, 03:46 PM

you need a bigger room cause im tired of being banged against the wall, and by the way when is my vacation

ramrodque

09-29-2003, 09:24 AM

Dang, these 300 thread counts feel good. Wait until your wife has this baby!! Oh yeah!!:D

It will be on again!!:beer

belleza

09-29-2003, 01:47 PM

Mine would say "Hey girl!"

"What ever happened to the brotha that used to spend the night every week. You know the one that used to have you squealing out loud and your head jammed into the bars of the bed.":beer

*Note to self: call and invite him over soon*

Tettsuo

09-30-2003, 11:02 AM

Get all this crap offa me!

And could you make me at least once in awhile?!

NYC_924

10-03-2003, 10:25 AM

It would say...dang....it's just you in here....you and your notebooks....what you doin? rationin' out the company?

LWicked

10-16-2003, 07:57 AM

Mine would say it's time for a whole new set lol.

kwoody

10-16-2003, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Juicey1
......Could you keep your feet off my headboard.

......Tell him to stop grabbing the headboard when he is banging from the back.

......Girl, you are quite an acrobat

:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek:

Hey, Juicy! You're a newlywed?

So am I but I'm not getting that much action!:blah:

damn, damn, damn, damn

Well get some for me!

Juicey1

10-17-2003, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by kwoody

Hey, Juicy! You're a newlywed?

So am I but I'm not getting that much action!:blah:

damn, damn, damn, damn

Well get some for me!

I have been married for two years now. Been with him longer than that. The bed was seeing a lot of action, it has cooled off now. The bed says "thank goodness, I can get some rest now".

misha

10-22-2003, 09:48 AM

Michelle!
Stop that before you hurt yourself!:blah:

seductive_tee

10-23-2003, 10:56 AM

Mine would say....do we really need all these blankets?

Imagine

11-12-2003, 10:24 AM

If y'all ain't doin nothin, why the hell is he here?"

I can definitely relate to this!

My bed would say "please get me a rain coat, theres a lot of wet stuff up in here".

HulaSista

11-12-2003, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by NYC_924
It would say...dang....it's just you in here....you and your notebooks....what you doin? rationin' out the company?

basically... along side:

"when we're gonna get OUR OWN spot... so we can light candles and not have to lock the doors and not have family disturbing the peace!"

MR REMI RED

02-17-2008, 02:31 PM

lately its be saying ...:

"We need more accessories !"

"when's the next SLEEPOVER ?"

"could you buy a laptop stand..."

'I'm NEW I can handle anything you throw @ ME!"

:beating

KissableSexyShortStuff

02-17-2008, 02:52 PM

My bed would say damn girl I didn't know your legs could open that wide

missbuttabutt

02-18-2008, 11:07 AM

"No more clothes!!"

misha

02-18-2008, 11:16 AM

Hot springs tonight!

ERinger

02-18-2008, 05:03 PM

Now, you know y'all wouldn't even make it 2 seconds before we'd all be on the floor, lol.

seductive_tee

03-04-2008, 08:12 AM

mine would probably say

"nice set"

"it's time"

sistuhchey

03-04-2008, 09:09 AM

mine would probably say

"nice set"

"it's time"

what type did you buy???

my dresser is egg shell with antique knobs...I love it...she hunting for a wrought iron egg shell head board with antiqur coloring..that's doesn't cost a grip....not to mention a new mattress...when I want to feel girly i sleep in my room... anything beats...sports illustrated,and beer on the end tables...:hammer

seductive_tee

03-04-2008, 11:20 AM

It's a dark wood sleigh bed design. I love sleigh beds.

Pamalicious

03-27-2008, 06:47 AM

Um I hold the memory of every man you've ever slept with - you might wanna retire my ass - I know I'm an IKEA Mattress but DAYUM!

KissableSexyShortStuff

03-27-2008, 06:53 AM

I done heard all about him when am I going to meet seek and destroy

Andre98

04-24-2008, 04:53 AM

Cue New Birth...
"Been such a long time...."

Little cock blockers...:(

TropicanaJuice

04-24-2008, 10:54 AM

whats up with all these crumbs and cat hair and snot tissues LOL

lovely

04-24-2008, 11:43 AM

when is the baby moving to her own bed?

MR REMI RED

05-17-2008, 04:24 AM

naw nigga you ACTING
all NEW since you got
New Couches
and
shit !
i KNOW you been sleepin wit BOTH DEM HOES...

you come around every other day,
SMOKE
and
"LAy Up" in me..

you aint even brought me anything new lately..

and
what happen to the
HEAD BOARD
you PROMISSED ME??

zuriyahe

05-17-2008, 07:14 AM

whats up with all these crumbs and cat hair and snot tissues LOL

when is the baby moving to her own bed?

lol!

This sounds way too familiar! lol!

HulaSista

05-17-2008, 08:56 AM

"mission get the hell out is on course. the kids are ALWAYS messin up the comforters and pillow and just messed up the top of my sister 'mirror dresser'; before my canopy pole gets pulled off... its time to find us a new home!"

missbuttabutt

05-17-2008, 04:36 PM

STOP letting her jump in the middle of me...this mattress is about to be dented the hell up

Archie

05-19-2008, 08:19 AM

(*Cueing Up Toni Braxton, "7 Days"*) Dayum, I want to feel some softer azz cheeks than yours. And what the hell is that smell? :confused:

Archie

05-19-2008, 08:25 AM

(*Cueing Up Toni Braxton, "7 Days"*) Dayum, I want to feel some softer azz cheeks than yours. And what the hell is that smell? :confused:

yendys

05-21-2008, 12:02 PM

:eek:"Oh My God! Here they come! I wish I could close my eyes and disappear b/c they are going to break me before it is over with!" :evil:

missbuttabutt

05-23-2008, 11:01 AM

Can you change my sheets please!

(I spilled red nail polish on them this morning and was in too much of a rush to clean it up)

BLACK SINBAD

05-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Ah, excuse me......
Can you please put the folded clothes where they belong and
what happen to whats her name? She dont come in here no mo!