~ Hot Flashes ~

[OhSoPrecious]

An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on
the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

"You know" she said, "We were probably sitting in the
kitchen across from each other 50 years ago."

"Yea" he said, "But we were probably naked."
"So let's get naked now" she suggested.

So they both took off all their clothes and sat across
from each other.

"You know" she said smiling lovingly "My nipples feel
just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."

He replied "I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal."

:p

[Andre98]

I was wondering if I may have heard that before, but I didnt...


and maybe its just me, but as long as they are not the geriatric, deflated variety, natural breasts that hang low are sexy to me...