OhSoPrecious
03-01-2003, 08:10 AM
An airplane was going down and everybody knew it would crash in the ocean below.
The rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts every diamond she has on her body!
The passengers all look at her and say, what are you doing?
She says, "when we are in the ocean, my diamonds will sparkle and I will be the first one rescued!".
Then another woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself with $100 dollar bills!
The passengers all look at her, and she says, "when we are in the ocean, the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find me first!"
Then a black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!!!
All the passengers stare at her and ask, what are you doing?
The black lady says...
"Hell, you know how they always look for the black box first!!!"
The rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts every diamond she has on her body!
The passengers all look at her and say, what are you doing?
She says, "when we are in the ocean, my diamonds will sparkle and I will be the first one rescued!".
Then another woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself with $100 dollar bills!
The passengers all look at her, and she says, "when we are in the ocean, the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find me first!"
Then a black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!!!
All the passengers stare at her and ask, what are you doing?
The black lady says...
"Hell, you know how they always look for the black box first!!!"