Sex on the brain

[mystkev]

I have a couple of confessions to make:

I like hearing about how good I am

I like it when they call me "ma"

I like hearing about how wet I am

Sometimes I laugh in the inside when guys are going all crazy talking about "oooh this shit is so good"

I like to talk dirty

I like it when they call my name

I like to torture people, but I'm in awe of some men and I can't bring myself to torture them

I have books on the art of domination

I like a "nasty" man

I like it when they pull my hair like horses reigns and pump

I like sex and I'm not ashamed to admit it, I'm not a virgin and I'm not trying to be one

I like to have continous sex all day, but most people aren't up for that :(

I like to have sex w/ugly men or pretty boys (damn they nasty)

I hate that I can't have sex as much as I would like to

That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll be back later

[HulaSista]

WELL - I'll say! :eek:

[shtalker]

Myst,
That is funny girl!!
Hey you like what ya like!

[mystkev]

I won't tell a guy he's bad in bed, I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I won't lie and say he was good

I hate it when a guy is stroking me just right and then he switches up right when it's time :beating ...It's nice to vary speeds, but not too much...okay?

I'm think of changing my theme song from "Bad Mamma Jamma" to "Juicy" b/c "juicy drives em crazy, drives em crazy"

I like the way Muffy smells so I walk around in just my underwear so I can get a whiff

I really like riding overweight men, something about holding their stomach up to get to the dick that motivates me. I also like slapping their titties while I ride

[zuriyahe]

Well well well.

1) It seems that we have a lot in common!

2) I am an ugly guy (well, I'm sure someone somewhere thinks that I am ugly...)

3) But you didn't say "ugly and annoying men" in your list...I guess I loose major points there...:D

4) I would proably be less annoying if I was "tortured"...


What kind of torturing do you do...if I may ask...

[zuriyahe]

Originally posted by mystkev+


I really like riding overweight men, something about holding their stomach up to get to the dick that motivates me. I also like slapping their titties while I ride


:eek:

*leaving to get 10 Jumbo Jacks...*

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by mystkev+
I really like riding overweight men, something about holding their stomach up to get to the dick that motivates me. I also like slapping their titties while I ride

ok, i am feeling you here... i like how their width... spreads my leg... and they go deeper :D

[swtjamaica]

Originally posted by mystkev+
I have a couple of confessions to make:

I like hearing about how good I am

I like it when they call me "ma"

I like hearing about how wet I am

Sometimes I laugh in the inside when guys are going all crazy talking about "oooh this shit is so good"

I like to talk dirty

I like it when they call my name

I like a "nasty" man

I like it when they pull my hair like horses reigns and pump

I like sex and I'm not ashamed to admit it, I'm not a virgin and I'm not trying to be one

I like to have continous sex all day, but most people aren't up for that :(

I like to have sex w/ugly men or pretty boys (damn they nasty)

I hate that I can't have sex as much as I would like to

That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll be back later


....join the club sista....join the club!!! :D :beer

[swtjamaica]

Originally posted by zuriyahe+
Well well well.


3) But you didn't say "ugly and annoying men" in your list...I guess I loose major points there...:D

[mystkev]

Originally posted by zuriyahe+
Well well well.

1) It seems that we have a lot in common!

2) I am an ugly guy (well, I'm sure someone somewhere thinks that I am ugly...)

3) But you didn't say "ugly and annoying men" in your list...I guess I loose major points there...:D

4) I would proably be less annoying if I was "tortured"...


What kind of torturing do you do...if I may ask...

Zuriyahe, you aren't ugly.

And no, me don't like annoying men, annoying me do not get the goodness.

About the torturing, come see me to find out.

[zuriyahe]

Originally posted by swtjamaica+



....join the club sista....join the club!!! :D :beer

torture me, sweet J

TORTURE MEEEEE!!!!

I've been bad...really bad...:D

[zuriyahe]

Originally posted by mystkev+


Zuriyahe, you aren't ugly.

And no, me don't like annoying men, annoying me do not get the goodness.

About the torturing, come see me to find out.

Yeah!!!

I hope you don't draw blood from me....I need all of my blood...:D

[sistuhchey]

wrong thread;)

[Andre98]

Originally posted by mystkev+

I really like riding overweight men, something about holding their stomach up to get to the dick that motivates me. I also like slapping their titties while I ride

I would laugh at this, but then I would only remember I'm overweight, and start crying...:cry:

[MsMeelah]

Originally posted by mystkev+
. I also like slapping their titties while I ride

Whew, I just sprayed my desk!! I shouldn't have been drinking water when I was reading this!!! Ya never know what you are going to read up this piece!

:D :cry: :D :cry:

[Jay-D]

hey mystkev, our brains probably look the same....

http://www.portalmix.com/englishimages/funnypicture017.gif :beer