A Good Shit!!!

[Admin]

Fam, when was the last time you took a good long shyt??? Don;t be ashamed, we all have to take shits.....

Holla

PS: Me, Hmmmm I think it was last Sunday night....I had Mrs Admin running lighting candles and shyt.

[shtalker]

Last Monday and it was like running water. :eek: Must of been something I ate.!
I was in the bathroom a while!!!

[Tastey]

See Sinnah this is the kind of thread you post to liven up a dead board.

CTFU!!!! :D :D :cry: :D :D

I have one daily....I'm just regular like that. lol :p

[mystkev]

I can't recall exact dates. I just know that it was probably a week or so ago. It was long, thick and healthy.

Have you ever weighed yourself before going to the bathroom and then again after?

[Admin]

Originally posted by mystkev+
Have you ever weighed yourself before going to the bathroom and then again after?

Noooooooooooooooo, I don't own a scale Never would do that..:D
Holla

[mystkev]

Originally posted by admin
Noooooooooooooooo, I don't own a scale Never would do that..:D
Holla

Well one time I did that, I was 1.5lbs lighter after handling my business...mmmhmm, I kid you not.

[Admin]

A 15lb turd? OMD!, but you only weight 20lbs:D

Holla

[mystkev]

Originally posted by admin
A 15lb turd? OMD!, but you only weight 20lbs:D

Holla LMAO not 15lbs, 1. 5 pounds or 1 1/2

[lovely]

i typically have a good one every other day...if i eat correctly.

now if i eat something i shouldnt have...then a sister will go about 15 minutes after she eats. i dont know if those are good ones...cause they come after some serious cramping. :rolleyes:

[misha]

I am on a diet, I don't poo poo no more!!! LOL!!!!

[HulaSista]

monthly for 2 weeks straight, its' all good...

i don't believe i just said that :eek:

[KissableSexyShortStuff]

about a week ago.....

[KissableSexyShortStuff]

like when Que say you only need two squares becuase when you wipe it's "clean"?

[seductive_tee]

I seem to have my best ones while i'm on my period.....

[Admin]

OMD! been on the toilet twice since Thanksgiving Dinner!!!

Holla

[CLSmooove]

:D :cry: :D

Admin u's a fool....

Buttera I'm a lil on the rgular side I go's every other Day....

[mystkev]

Originally posted by seductive_tee
I seem to have my best ones while i'm on my period..... I do have good ones during that time, but I usually have stomach cramps while trying to relieve. It's like torture.

I was thinking about this today. Does anyone else get hungry after they go?

[Joi :)]

Originally posted by mystkev
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I was thinking about this today. Does anyone else get hungry after they go? [/B]

now see, the old J, would not have responded to this, but ....


ok, so yeah, there are times when i go and i feel a need for a snack afterwards :D :D

but i take medication that makes me go a few times a day...its not pretty most of the time...gotta go home on lunch break just to get private relief sometimes, dont wanna stank up the office throne...LOL :D

[HulaSista]

i do get hungry...

[Brightness]

Isn't this kinda like having a good piss?

If you're bowels aren't jacked then you don't really have a memorable one because they occur with a predictable frequency and fashion.

[mystkev]

Originally posted by Brightness
Isn't this kinda like having a good piss?

If you're bowels aren't jacked then you don't really have a memorable one because they occur with a predictable frequency and fashion. What's a good piss? Is that the one where you say "aaaaaaahhhh, whew!"

Not necessarily. I go everyday 2x a day around the same time, but some of them have an added "umph". Since we don't eat the same things everyday I wouldn't think our bowel movements were always the same (size, color, shape or smell).

[Brightness]

Yeah. ..that's exactly what I'm think in reference to a "good" bowel movement.

Aside from the intricacies such as texture, smell and taste :eek: I think if you are eating properly, then your body is functioning well and eliminating waste properly.

I've never understood why people have to be in the bathroom longer than a few minutes, 7-10 mins. max when it comes to having a bowel movement.

But as I got older and more aware. . .I realized it had to do more with their diet than the actual need to be in there for so long.

I could never finish reading an article which is why I was always curious about folks having reading material in the bathroom.

Originally posted by mystkev
What's a good piss? Is that the one where you say "aaaaaaahhhh, whew!"

[lovely]

Originally posted by Brightness

I could never finish reading an article which is why I was always curious about folks having reading material in the bathroom.



lol.....

i read in the bathroom in the morning to wake myself up. sometimes i sit there so long my legs fall asleep. lol

[Andre98]

This is my kind of thread! I must have been in the bathroom back when this first appeared last fall.

Myst, if you call a good one 1.5....I must be doing about 3lbs on a real good one. It would be ridiculous if I remembered a date, but one time years ago, I had stood up and looked around and saw a turd that circled the bowl and lapped itself! Musta been the entire lower colon. A "that came outta me?" moment.

That was fun, we need a silly thread once in a while. Just don't anyone be bringing it up later to chastise anyone on their subject matter priorities. Afterall, its a thing of nature, one of the most consistent barometers of good health actually. After a good one, evacuating both bowels and bladder completely, the body feels at peace. For a few short hours, your gastrointestinal system can take a rest.