A Girl Poem!!!....not Man Bashing.....just A Poem To Share

[sistuhchey]

> Girl Poem
> > >
> > > A poem for us....
> > >
> > > I shave my legs,
> > > I sit down to pee.
> > > And I can justify
> > > any shopping spree.
> > >
> > >
> > > Don't go to a barber,
> > > but a beauty salon.
> > > I can get a massage
> > > without a hard-on.
> > >
> > > I can balance the checkbook,
> > > I can pump my own gas.
> > > Can talk to my friends,
> > > about the size of my ass.
> > >
> > > My beauty's a masterpiece,
> > > and yes, it takes long.
> > > At least I can admit,
> > > to others when I'm wrong.
> > >
> > > I don't drive in circles,
> > > at any cost.
> > > And I don't have a problem,
> > > admitting I'm lost.
> > >
> > > I never forget,
> > > an important date.
> > > You just gotta deal with it,
> > > I'm usually late.
> > >
> > > I don't watch movies,
> > > with lots of gore.
> > > Don't need instant replay,
> > > to remember the score.
> > >
> > > I won't lose my hair,
> > > I don't get jock itch.
> > > And just cause I'm assertive,
> > > Don't call me a bitch.
> > >
> > > Don't say to your friends,
> > > Oh yeah, I can get her.
> > > In your dreams, my dear,
> > > I can do better!
> > >
> > > Flowers are okay,
> > > But jewelry's best.
> > > Look at me you idiot...
> > > Not at my chest????
> > >
> > > I don't have a problem,
> > > With Expressing my feelings.
> > > I know when you're lying,
> > > You look at the ceiling.
> > >
> > > DON'T call me a GIRL ,
> > > a BABE or a CHICK .
> > >
> > > I am a WOMAN.
> > >
> > > Get it, you DICK!?!
> > >