How to stop a man in his tracks!

[Admin]

LOL, ladies, I saw the funniest shyt the other day. I was driving down the skreet and this Fine Ass sista was jay walking in between the stopped traffic.

I am assuming that she was coming back from lunch. Well, she was dressed to the 9's, high heels and all that, her hair was did and she even caught my eye:D

So, this nigga calls out to her, to get her attention. He was telling her how fine she was and wanted to hook up with her.....this is when she dropped to bomb on my nigga.

In like 5 seconds...this woman uttered so many: God is good's, Praise Jesus', thank you...you know the lord is blesseing me, bless you...... I started to laff so hard.

The man in the car immediatly told her to have a nice day and drove off.

I think the next time a man approaches you on the street, this tactic would work so well.

Holla
:wave:

[seductive_tee]

:D :D :D

That is to funny, but she could really mean it.

[SoftNwet]

run a man off!!?!?!? If anything a real God fearing man would have given praise too. I am glad he showed his hethen ways and drove off!!!!

[HulaSista]

i know that's right Soft....

[Admin]

This nigga was trying to get some ASS...not go to church! When she hit him with all them jesus's...his vision was blured and he could not see the booty. :D...thus he drove off to holla at another honey. Get it?


Holla
:wave:

[shtalker]

I just would have told the brother to get a life.
If that work for her good!!

[HulaSista]

Yano...she was being nice...

and yeah, you right admin, Jesus (and the mention of His name) will blur ya vision if ya don't watch it! lol

[misha]

Oh no he didn't wanna just hit it and quit it!!! He got some praise the lord instead!! HA!

[Vronni]

Well,that's just the kind of man that I would want to keep walkin'.
Scared of Jesus?Wow

[Tastey]

I have GOT to use that one sometime. lol :p

[swtjamaica]

...to curse someone that does that out...but my daddy said to try that and see what happens!! that is SO funny to me, but now that i see that it works, it's on and poppin!!! :D

[CLSmooove]

LMAO....

Talk about "Gut Punching" I bet his ass was th-a-ru

[MsMeelah]

it's also pathetic that some people are so coochiefocused that they will run from a beautiful virtuous women to run behind some chickenhead who will open her legs.....
:idea

Actually I think I will use that from now on! Especially if I think he is cute. It might save me a lil time......

[Melotic]

A true playa could get around that...

But, a real man can with that...

He was neither...

[OhSoPrecious]

Admin, that doesn't surprise me at all. . it's like the man think the woman is crazy or something when she does that~!! :confused: I've seen it happen also. . and it will make you laugh a little. . . to see the man run away like he does~!! :p

Hell, if anything. . he should be running towards her to get to know Jesus a little better, huh~?? :) It don't work like that though~!!

[Deelicious]

That was a good one! lmao

I can picture the whole thing!

[lightandlovely1]

Originally posted by Tastey+
I have GOT to use that one sometime. lol :p

I don't use it as a tactic to get rid of a man but since I want a man to know where I'm coming from, I do give praise in a minute and I also let a man know who's child I am - and if he wants to run behind that, then he isn't the man for me!

[D2daO2da]

Originally posted by shtalker+
I just would have told the brother to get a life.
If that work for her good!!

Hey ADMIN... was he being rude about his wanting to get with her or was he simply trying to holla at her. Was e like Yo Baby, Yo Baby Yo.

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