Vine of Shame

[que90nek]

I have a vine of shame
such a serious game
its tried to take over my house
snuck in just like a mouse
i tried and tried
finally i cut it down
i cried and cried
as it appeared to frown
It grew back my friends
Long and strong
grew where my roof ends
and appeared to sing this song


i know your weakness
i know your strength
i know what you like
i know how you like it
i know what you give
i know how u live
and so i grow up the side
and take YOU for a ride
and it is you that lied
so i am do not fret
lest you forget
that i am your vine
your lifeline

it sang this song
in a chanting kinda way
it sang the notes wrong
as if to say

i'm singing wrong
because i can
i'm singing strong
now who's the man
get on your knees
do as you please
put your face right there
cuz i don't care
i'm runnin your house
yes i've almost reached the roof
i'm runnin your house

and then i hear a POOF
like the vine has run out of
things to say
silence i hear
as i chop the vine again
i have decided that
the vine is not my friend
but the vine is resourceful
the vine has laid down roots
the vine is full of bull
and deserves to get the boot


*i will post pics of my vines of shame tomorrow*

[HulaSista]

inter-REST-ing...

[que90nek]

notice how it is workin its way up the gutter!

[que90nek]

here is my first cut!....that one was thick!

can u see it?

[que90nek]

here is the base....

[HulaSista]

I assume this is not the look you are going for?

http://www.401richmond.net/PIX/Vines.jpg

If your vines were of grapes... would you still cut them down?

http://www.saraphina.com/moseyfr/082499/082499-plump%20grapes%20hang%20heavy%20on%20the%20vines.J PG

You know, if those had flowers growing on them, they wouldn't look so bad.

http://www.richardsdad.btinternet.co.uk/images/bud76.jpg

or

http://www.dimensional.com/~gfwsheep/pastfarm/summer-01/flower.jpeg

(ignore the sheeps)

[que90nek]

if the vine produced grapes
it would be an escape
because grapes cause wine
that dilutes the mind
i could mash them
i could eat them
i could thrash them
i could beat them

or do whatever i wanted to do
the vine would stay on the outside
and i would use it
instead of it using me.

[SoftNwet]

Your vine of shame is Kudzu........let's see you rhyme that. LOL But seriously you have to burn that to get rid of it totally.