scheduled booty calls

[HulaSista]

I have come to realize that with my busy life, I have to schedule booty calls.

Some guys think I am crazy. they say that a booty call should be spontaneous.

but, I don't have time for that. I got kids to take care of, a job to tend too, my household, THE HUSH..... all these things take up my time.

what do you all think?

[D2daO2da]

nothing like a PLAN

Note to self.. buy a palm pilot

D

[misha]

Good lawd...folk are so busy they gotta make appointments!!!!

"Um, how does Saturday the 24th look to you????"

"Well, I am a little booked, but I will pencil you in...."

LOL!@!!

[PecanTan]

Hey either they get with the program or they can be put on lay-away for another day. Next! ;)

[mystkev]

There is nothing wrong with that, I schedule mine. Especially if you have more than one, I don't want anyone to feel left out or slighted.

[lovely]

Hula..you aint wrong. I have to do the same (need to set something up soon;) ). Between my daughter, work and other activities..i might have to invest in a palm pilot too.

[knowledge7]

I don't have time for all that....if you call, and i am free.. then come and get your freak on.. if not then call me later.. I be in the house before cinderella lose her shoe....:D ;)

[OhSoPrecious]

Girl, you are not crazy. . I do the same thing~!! :D LOL

Most times, I end up canceling anyway. . . :rolleyes: Something always coming up~!! :hammer

(Mine are usually scheduled wayyyyy in advance) LOL

[Brightness]

I can understand the need to schedule them but from past experience when I did engage in them I let them be spur of the moment. . . they seemed more exciting that way.

[lightandlovely1]

I don't see anything wrong with a scheduled booty call - I used to schedule them. Now I'm just chilling for a minute.

[OhSoPrecious]

Originally posted by Brightness+
I let them be spur of the moment. . . they seemed more exciting that way.

Girl, when you don't get out much. . those scheduled ones are exciting too~!!!!! :D LOL

[D2daO2da]

Scheduling is the best.. you can get an extra 10 push-ups in befor the doorbell rings.

D

[shtalker]

Bump^

[ramrodque]

It doesn't work for me!! Shhhhhhh, always happen. Well, I guess that would be because I shouldn't be doing that!!

Good. At least it never works for me!:D

[reesecup]

Originally posted by ramrodque
It doesn't work for me!! Shhhhhhh, always happen. Well, I guess that would be because I shouldn't be doing that!!

Good. At least it never works for me!:D

So you are saying you shouldn't be doing booty calls, or just planning booty calls?

[ramrodque]

Exactly!!

[reesecup]

plan on booty calls:D

[zuriyahe]

Originally posted by reesecup
plan on booty calls:D

That makes sense...
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since you are married....:D

[reesecup]

Originally posted by zuriyahe


That makes sense...
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since you are married....:D

Na, even before I was married, I neva had to plan on booty calls. It was more on the lines of, if you want it, well you know where I'm at.

[gammite]

It was more on the lines of, if you want it, well you know where I'm at.

that is how i feel. a scheduled booty call would turn me off.

[reesecup]

Originally posted by gammite


that is how i feel. a scheduled booty call would turn me off.

it would turn me off. Getting it from someone you want it from, whether planned or not, is enuff to get me going, but I'm saying neva had to schedule one.
I always thought booty calls is suppose to be something like you're at home hot and bothered in the bed, pick up the phone, unrehearsed, call that someone to see if they want to hook up to get your, well you know the rest...

[Andre98]

If its scheduled...it can't really be called a booty call, can it?

I thought the whole thing about a booty call is the spontaneous nature of making a call and the macking skills needed at that time that will lead to coming over right away for immediate sex. And the later the hour of night, the more slick the booty caller must be to be successful.

To schedule a bump and grind is making an agreement to fuck at an appointed time, there's no "game", no sexual tension as when the immediate possibilities are toyed with and the urgency is patalatible.

Even if the convo is handled smoothly enough to avoid trying to be directly obvious, which is usually an impossibility, a booty call = pleading.

[HulaSista]

so what is another word for 'scheduled booty calls' dre? i know you got something on that one!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andre98]

I don't know since as a single squirrel trying to get a nut, I never knew the good fortune of knowing a sure sexcapade was set up for an appointed date and time. I was open to the idea, at the end of any date that went well, it would have been nice if a little dessert could have been a nightcap without the anxiety that she would be looked upon as a loose woman. The collective shes had good reason to be cautious: The Hyde-type men that embarrass us all are good at bad mouthing the very women they beg until they give in to them, disparaging them for doing just that. I certainly would have been nothing but grateful.

Maybe the name for a scheduled booty call should be called "being married".

I say that as a good thing. Really.

[RockYoKoo]

Call it a dayum date cause that is what it is....

Date: A planned activity where 2 or more get together for a night of fun festivities.

Bootie call is just what it is......

Riiiiinnnngggg.

Hello.

Hey this is Rock, ummm what you doing?

Rock it is 2:30 am what do you think I am doing?

Oh my bad, is your child sleep?

Yeah hours ago, where are you?

STOP right there....the "where are you?" question lets you know you can take your drunk horney ass over there within th next 30 mins and it is all good.

not the other answer could be "Yeah he/she are sleep, and I am too."

That response requires a little more talk, but there is still a possibility.

Point being it ain't planned but in about 30 seconds you know if it is all good or night.

Now Hula, I must say I have been guilty of the old .....

Hey where you going tonight?

I am going to the club Rock, what about you?

I am going to a different club with the boys, but I wanted to see you.

Ummm call me later and maybe we will hook up.

Now is this planned, well maybe a little, but it still feels like the bootie call when I get it.

Man those were the days...... sometimes it is just plain fun making the past, present again :cool:

[reesecup]

Originally posted by RockYoKoo
Call it a dayum date cause that is what it is....

Date: A planned activity where 2 or more get together for a night of fun festivities.

Bootie call is just what it is......

Riiiiinnnngggg.

Hello.

Hey this is Rock, ummm what you doing?

Rock it is 2:30 am what do you think I am doing?

Oh my bad, is your child sleep?

Yeah hours ago, where are you?

STOP right there....the "where are you?" question lets you know you can take your drunk horney ass over there within th next 30 mins and it is all good.

not the other answer could be "Yeah he/she are sleep, and I am too."

That response requires a little more talk, but there is still a possibility.

Point being it ain't planned but in about 30 seconds you know if it is all good or night.

Now Hula, I must say I have been guilty of the old .....

Hey where you going tonight?

I am going to the club Rock, what about you?

I am going to a different club with the boys, but I wanted to see you.

Ummm call me later and maybe we will hook up.

Now is this planned, well maybe a little, but it still feels like the bootie call when I get it.

Man those were the days...... sometimes it is just plain fun making the past, present again :cool:

right

[ramrodque]

I consider a scheduled booty call as one that................hold on my phone is ringing.

Ram: Hello, this is RAM
PHAT Rabbit: What are you doing
Ram: Nuthin, just chillin.
PHAT Rabbit: Are you gonna be busy later.
Ram: Nah, wassup?
PHAT Rabbit: I was thinking about coming over.
Ram: I'll be here.
PHAT Rabbit: Ok, I'll see you later.


Ram's thoughts.......................................... ..................I AM GOING TO PUNISH HER INTERNAL ORGANS!!!!!

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[reesecup]

Originally posted by ramrodque
I consider a scheduled booty call as one that................hold on my phone is ringing.

Ram: Hello, this is RAM
PHAT Rabbit: What are you doing
Ram: Nuthin, just chillin.
PHAT Rabbit: Are you gonna be busy later.
Ram: Nah, wassup?
PHAT Rabbit: I was thinking about coming over.
Ram: I'll be here.
PHAT Rabbit: Ok, I'll see you later.


Ram's thoughts.......................................... ..................I AM GOING TO PUNISH HER INTERNAL ORGANS!!!!!

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Big Pun, huh.

[judge_not]

I know!

I used to be like, "HOW DARE THEY SCHEDULE ME! LIKE I'M A PIECE OF MEAT!"

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[reesecup]

Originally posted by judge_not
I know!

I used to be like, "HOW DARE THEY SCHEDULE ME! LIKE I'M A PIECE OF MEAT!"

or a

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Ya'll havin too much fun with the smiley central faces.:D

[SoftNwet]

Originally posted by judge_not
I know!

I used to be like, "HOW DARE THEY SCHEDULE ME! LIKE I'M A PIECE OF MEAT!"

or a

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But at least you are on the list that gets called!!