Andre98
04-05-2009, 01:52 PM
here I go with the male thing, as though all women need is a nice pony ride to achieve clarity. Of course, Rational Andre knows better.
But this chick here, she needs an intervention. Implusive Andre, kinda dirty Andre, wants to send her a wish. The press always wants to make it look like she is the one getting dumped. She needs to give them something to talk about. She needs a brother. Not only for the cool points, but to leave no doubt that she is getting hers with the thunder. Yeah yeah, a black man is not automatically a better lover, but the stereotypes are still alive and well, so it would be a blast to let the one that makes those that believe those myths the most uncomfortable run rampant for a while.
Let's see, whom could it be? Nothing that would make the universe collapse. I mean, she couldn't be dating one of The Roots. And a Will.I.Am type is not a physically impressive enough specimen. She seems so milktoast, a pro athlete would be a leap that defies logic, but then, isn't that the whole point of my wish? A thinking man, like Tyler Perry? I'm not up on who is single amongst the celebrities, and hell, dude doesn't even have to be Black, just a man with some muscle that turns the tables on the allure of Brad getting the sultry Angelina, put some sway in her stiff ass spine.
But this chick here, she needs an intervention. Implusive Andre, kinda dirty Andre, wants to send her a wish. The press always wants to make it look like she is the one getting dumped. She needs to give them something to talk about. She needs a brother. Not only for the cool points, but to leave no doubt that she is getting hers with the thunder. Yeah yeah, a black man is not automatically a better lover, but the stereotypes are still alive and well, so it would be a blast to let the one that makes those that believe those myths the most uncomfortable run rampant for a while.
Let's see, whom could it be? Nothing that would make the universe collapse. I mean, she couldn't be dating one of The Roots. And a Will.I.Am type is not a physically impressive enough specimen. She seems so milktoast, a pro athlete would be a leap that defies logic, but then, isn't that the whole point of my wish? A thinking man, like Tyler Perry? I'm not up on who is single amongst the celebrities, and hell, dude doesn't even have to be Black, just a man with some muscle that turns the tables on the allure of Brad getting the sultry Angelina, put some sway in her stiff ass spine.