The HandyMan

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I didn't know his first name or his last. Still, I undressed shedding my fears along with my clothes.....

[Tastey]

I have been divorced for 3 months now, separated for over a year from my 2-timing dog husband Melvin.

Melvin had not fought me having the house and at first I thought that was good thing...until I found out all the repairs it was going to take to make it livable again. I'd moved out the day I found him in bed with his secretary, and did not plan to ever return. So of course when he'd given me the house in the divorce I thought he actually had a concious...a heart even. But Melvin had passed on to me a money pit badly in need of repairs.

I searched the yellow pages and found Handy Andy's repairs. The name was so corny I decided to call. I explained to the lady on the phone that all the sinks were leaking, none of the toilets flushed, the cabinets were hanging off the hinges, not to mention several of the doors as well. I told her I need HELP.

When he'd knocked on the door, I was in the livingroom watching television. I got up off the couch and looked at him through the raggedy screen door.

Hello, I'm here to do the repairs, I work for Handy Andy. he'd said.

Standing before me was 6ft 4inches of gorgeous man. He was wearing a T-shirt. I think the teen-agers call it a wifebeater although I hate that term, and well worn jeans. His natural color seemed to be caramel brown but he was more of a toasted color due to working in the sun I imagined. When he smiled I saw beautiful white teeth and his eyes twinkled.

I stepped to the side and invited him inside. He politely removed his baseball cap revealing a head full of tight sexy black natural curls. He absently ran his fingers through them and asked "Where do I begin?"

I led him into the kitchen deciding that the cabinets were the best place for him to begin. My heart was pounding at the sensuality and sexiness that seemed to radiate from his body as I felt him watching me from behind.

When we reached the kitchen he sat his toolbox on the floor while I pointed up towards the cabinets. I was wearing short shorts, again I think teenagers call them Daisy Dukes, another term I don't care for, and a tank top. I felt his eyes on my ass as I reached up.

I turn to face him, and he smiled again, only this time his eyes were searching mine, searching for an answer. My eyes answered him with a resounding YES!...


I didn't know his first name or his last. Still, I undressed shedding my fears along with my clothes.....

[Tastey]

I stood before him naked as the day I was born and he took mental inventory of my body. He stepped to me and gently lifted me onto the counter and knelt down in front of me spreading my legs at his eye level.

I felt his tongue slowly gliding up my tighs and held my breathe in anticipation, waiting for him to taste of all and me, and drink my nectar. His lips met my lower lips and he kissed them. I felt his tongue tickling my clit slowly licking back and forth and I reached down and grabbed a handful of his gorgeous curls. Slowly his tongue darted in and out of me, slowly and gently, then it became faster and urgent, probing, digging, swirling. I bit my lips to hold back the screams of pleasure, he held my thighs to keep me from jumping off the counter as I took a looooong satisfying ride on his tongue. I felt myself cumming and my legs tightened around his head...I briefly wondered if he could still breathe but as my orgasm washed through me I realized I did not care. I let out a loud high pitched scream of ectasy.

He looked up at me and smiled, the he lifted me off the counter and carried me down the hall to my bedroom...

[PecanTan]

Once we got to my room, he layed me on the bed, he turned to my stereo system and put in a Will Downing CD, one of my favorites. He walked back slowly to the bed, and sat down beside me. He used his fingers and lightly traced my whole body sending shivers up and down my spine. He went into the bathroom and came out with some oil, he slowly undressed me and layed me on my stomach. He moved my hair out of the way, and straddled me and started to knead and massage my shoulders. No man has ever made me feel that good before, just by touching my body with his hands. He went from my neck to my back, traveled down to my ass, spread my butt cheeks and started tossing my salad. Boy did that shit feel good, I was squirming all over the bed. He finally turned me over, and started from my neck and rubbed my breast until my nipples were like small peaks. He was driving me crazy. He traveled down my body until he reached my vagina, which was dripping wet by now, he parted my lips and found my clitoris, and started to rub it with a fury, while he sucked my nipples. The sheer extasy of everything was all to consuming, I was thrashing on the bed like someone possesed by the devil. I was about to come again, when he stopped and got up. He said, "Not this time, I want to come with you." He slid that wifebeater off and the most magnificent chest and abs were in front of me. He pullled his pants off, and he was like an Adonis, sculpted and chilsed to perfection. I sat up and bed and pulled him closer, as I took his 10 inch penis in my mouth, little by little, unitll I had it all.

What happened next was.......

[PecanTan]

I stopped alot of work to write this (yeah right), gimme luv.

[misha]

Uhhhhh *hypnotized by the swanging 10 inch dick*

Good work girl, carry on...LOL

[PecanTan]

What happened next was to unbelievable for words, what I thought was 10 inches, turned out to be 13, the more I swallowed the bigger it got. I mean the nukka had dick for days, and it had some width to it also at least 3 or 4 inches, I damned near choked. I had to let it go. He said, "Ah don't get scared on me now, we are about to get to the good part." He pushed me down gently, and slowly entered me, my pussy was so wet by this time, I just exhaled like Whitney in the movie. We started to move to a rhythm all our own, I did not run like I thought I would, I just held on and enjoyed the ride, and what a ride it was. He got on his back, and it was time for me to ride that black pony. I sat down and slowly inserted his penis as deep inside of me as I could and threw my head back in extasy, I was squating over him and pumping up and down. Apparently I was not the only one in the throws of passion, because he was saying, "Yeah baby, ride that dick, that is the way you do it, oh shit, this is some good pussy." What can I say I know how to serve it up when I have to. The next thing I know, he has me in the doggy style position, serving me up, I swear I could feel his dick in my throat, but what a great feeling. We must have gone on in various postions for about and hour. I was playing with my clitoris, and I was about to reach my peak, when I heard him say, "Oh Baby I am about to come, ohhhhh shhittttttt, I' m commmmmmmmmmmmming". I said come on baby because hear I go. It sounded like two wild animals about to kill each other. I fell on top of him, as we were both heaving in exhaustion. That was the best dick I have had in a long time, I can hardly wait until he comes back to fix something else.

[que90nek]

it would have been nice. it would have been nice if it happened that way. but my life has never been so nice. it has never been the fantasy, but it has been the horrific.

as i looked at this man who held a hammer with the authority of a traffic cop in a NY rush hour....I thought of my failure. I thought of my marriage. I thought of melvin. I chastised myself...under my breath..."ma'am...did you say something?" no, as i about faced out the kitchen...all of a sudden hot.

i looked out the window. i chuckle to myself to see the van. on the sides of it...gray in color...purple letters HANDY ANDY.

yeah...if he was as handy as my daydream...whew!!!i felt a slight twinge between my thighs...again i chastised myself and made a mental note to buy some more C batteries.

"ma'am, that'll be 42.25. could you please sign here?" so polite...and well mannered. pretty teeth too. i wondered to myself if i would ever attract a man again. if i would ever feel the love of ages ago. well...it feels like ages. melvins love for me ended so long ago....his need to control me...never did though.
"beautiful" what did he say...did he say i was beautiful? could he have been talking about me? "yes, its a beautiful day..." he repeated. yes, i said...beauty on the outside but ugliness all around here. a tear began to fall. i tried to stop it. at least while this strange man was here. "ma'am, are you ok" am i ok...am i ok?i wasnt OK for melvin. he had other women. i was never enough. "my grandma used to tell me...that a cardinal flies across your path for a reason" huh! what does that have to do with how empty i feel. what does a cardinal have to do with...i feel him behind me....oh my God...now i'm gonna be raped...he's standing so close....

[PecanTan]

As I stood there looking out the window, I could feel him so close to me. His breath was on the back of my neck, he was so close. He reached out and put his hand on my shoulder, I shivered from his touch, his touch felt so warm and tender. I turned and looked into his hazel eyes, his full lips, I wanted to kiss those lips and suck on them. I found some restraint, and I said to him, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about some things that have happened in my past that are very painful." He said, "I know how you feel, but it can't be that bad." "I'm sorry, I did not mean to burden you with my problems, how much did you say it was." I turned to get my purse off of the kitchen stool, looking through it for my wallet. When I turned back around, he had pulled out a chair and was sitting down. he told me, "Well you were my last job for this morning, why don't we go get a bite to eat, I would love to get to know you better. If you need someone to talk to you, I'm your man." I blushed to think that this fine 20 something man would even be remotely interested to hear anything that I would have to say. In my past, it seemed that all Melvin wanted to do was ......

[que90nek]

stick his penis in my ass.
it was part of his domination over me. he would totally ignore my real stimulation and stick it straight in the ass. i hated sex with him. he always did it from behind...treating me like a dog...i wondered if this "handy man" could make me feel like a woman..."well" handy dude says...looking into my eyes. transfixed i stared back...nervously i scratched my scalp. i was a lil hungry...might as well go. i guess those words came out my mouth because he said "ok, let's do this. where would you like to go" i thought to myself...i don't eat fast food, but i'll make an exception. i don't want to break this guy. "how bout einsteins off of laurel avenue?" einsteins...hey that's my favorite place, but its kinds of expensive. i must have nodded my head because he looked over his shoulder with those big pretty eyes..."as long as you don't order from the other side of menu..." he said with a wink and a full white tooth smile. i laughed then...coming back into the moment with the quick realization that einsteins itself is ALL the other side of the menu! "can you drive..." great all this cat has is a damn van...i bet this is his only car "unless you would rather i go home and get my other car" hmmm...other car. i'll drive i said as i thought about where my keys were.

"Table for two, sir?"

[Tastey]

Yes! Near the back please Chandler said. On the drive over he'd told me his name was Chandler and he was working part-time for Handy Andy's while on summer break. He was in college at Hampton in Va studying architecture and he felt fixing things helped him stay grounded and focused.

I'd told him nothing but my name.

We ordered lunch and settled into a comfortable conversation. I had not laughed this much in months. Chandler was not only good looking but he was a great conversationalist. He kept me captive telling stories about college life and cracking jokes.

As the waiter came over to offer dessert, I glanced over at the choices and noticed a couple coming into the restroom. The woman I recognized immediately as Felicia the blonde husband f*cking secretary and of course Melvin the cheating dog was right behind her. I tried to look away hoping they had not noticed us but before I could Melvin was headed straight for our table...

[que90nek]

my sweet tooth was itching...as usual...those 500 situps and 500 pushups i did earlier will go to waste if i get that brownie sundae. But I need to prolong this date because so far it hasnt been going as I had hoped it would. The entire date is one-sided...if i didnt talk...we would have lots of empty moments. so i did my usual witty comments that make them all laugh. laughter my weapon of choice when pursuing the ladies...but then i'm not really pursuing her...i'm must eating.

she's not looking at the menu...seems as though she recognizes whoever just came in the restaurant. judging by the way she is frowning...i would assume that the GUY is an ex of some sort...
i ask her if she is ok. "yes, i'm fine..." this one is rather closed...do i even feel like gettin her to open up. seems like every woman i meet has issues...trust issues....man issues...insecurity issues...
time for a test...i reach out and grab her hand....and ask again ...are you sure you are ok...she looks in my eyes...looks at the guy...rolls her eyes at the girl and says "i'm ready to go home" her hand went into her lap...and my thoughts of any future with her...went up in a cloud of smoke.

[Tastey]

"Wassup Callie" Melvin said grinning and showing that God-awful gold tooth.

"I'm fine Melvin" I answered.

He looked over at Chander and said "Who's this one of your nephews friends". Melvin and Blondie laughed at his crude joke.

I wanted to say this is the handy man I hired to fix the house you destroyed. I wanted to say and he's my new man, and we f*cked in every room of the house this morning. But instead, I said nothing. I sat there praying for the waitress to hurry up with our check so we could leave.

Melvin continued to stand there gold tooth shining, and Blondie grinning when Chandler stood up. He towered over Melvin who is only 5'' 6. He extended his hand to Melvin and said...

"Hi! My name is Chandler...you must be Callie's father and who's this your nurse?"

Melvin was so shocked and flustered he could not answer. He grabbed Blondie by the hand and stormed off. Unable to contain it any longer I doubled over with laughter.

Chandler sat down and took my hand into his. He looked into my eyes and said...

[que90nek]

"I am sure that you've had men in your past that don't measure up" i said as i glanced melvin's direction,"That over compensate for what they lack in other ways...but all that doesnt matter now. All that matters is that you know what you want them to measure up to, that you not accept anything less than what you deserve." I was rolling the dice....not sure if she would respond, but I wanted to get to know Callie. I just wasnt sure if she would give ME the opportunity to know her.

[Tastey]

I'm not sure I know what I deserve anymore Chandler. I said

He held my hand tighter and said.

"Allow me to help you figure it out."

I could not speak, I simply nodded my head.

"How about sharing a brownie sundae with me" Chandler said. He winked at me and added. "I'll give you my cherry."

I agreed and the waiter came over and took our order. As we shared the brownie sundae with two spoons I finally began to open up to Chandler. He listened intently as I explained who Melvin and Blondie were, and about the house. He even listened when I told him about my boring job at a computer help desk. He looked into my eyes, he nodded, he smiled and he listened.
That was something Melvin had never done.

2 hours later the dinner crowd began to arrive at the restaurant. Chandler and I decided it was time to leave, he held my hand as we walked outside...

[Tastey]

As he dropped me off at my house Chandler promised to come back the next day to continue working on the repairs of the house. He leaned in and kissed me gently on the lips and then he left...

When Chandler arrived back at his apartment he immediately knew something was not right. He could sense it. As he walked up the stairs to his 5th floor apartment he listened intently. As he reached his floor he noticed that the door to his apt was ajar. Chandler pulled out his cell phone and dial 91... and stepped into the apt ready to hit the other one if needed.

She was sitting on the couch nonchalantly filing her nails as if she belonged there. Her medium length hair was pulled back into a ponytail and for a moment she actually looked almost innocent. But Chandler knew better than to allow her looks to deceive him.

Bianca!? What are you doing here? he asked...

[Juicey1]

Bianca: I am here because you will not return my calls. I thought I would just show up so I can talk with you.

Chandler: We have nothing to talk about Bianca, its OVER! I would appreciate it if you would leave NOW!

Bianca: I'm not going anywhere Chandler until you hear me out. I want us to try again. We just can't throw it all away after 6 years. I'm sorry for everything. I'm still in love with you and I know that you love me too. Why don't we have a nice dinner and talk about this?

Chandler: Like I said befoe Bianca, its over. I'm too tired and weary to try it again with you. Now leave my apartment before I call the police.......

[Tastey]

Bianca goes into full drama queen mode. She turns on the fake tears and just stares at Chandler for several moments.

"I can't believe you would call the police on me", she says. "Chandler you've changed, what happened to the man that I loved so dearly, what happened to the man who used to make love to me all night long and have me whimpering for more? Where is he Chandler? I want him back. I want us back."

Bianca begins to sob.

Chandler stares at the ceiling, trying to ignore the obvious show Bianca is putting on. She sobs harder and louder. Finally unable to take it anymore Chandler speaks...

"Bianca, this relationship is over, it has been over for a very long time. You need to accept it and move on with your life. I gave you everything that I thought you needed, everything that I thought you wanted but it was never enough. You did this Bianca. Not me. You made a choice, and his name was Russell. Now I suggest you dry up the fake tears and go home to your husband."

"But...but he doesn't love me the way you do Chandler" Bianca says.

"The way I USED to love you Bianca. The love I had for you is dead. You killed it when you chose him over me, when you chose a house in Bentley Hills over our love. Now just go, I'm sure Russell has a credit card you have not maxed out...go do some shopping and leave me alone." Chandler sits down in a chair across the room.

Bianca gets up to leave. She opens her mouth to speak and Chandler stops her "NOW! BIANCA! GET OUT!" He points to the door.

Bianca walks into the hallway and closes the door behind her then says to herself. "No, Baby it's not over....it's not even close to being over...

[Tastey]

Chandler left the house early heading for Callie's house. He was anxious to start the repairs but he was more anxious to see Callie. She exited him more than any woman he had met in years and he was intrigued about the prospect of getting closer to her. His visit the night before from Bianca had convinced him it was time to move on. He was through licking his wounds and feeling sorry for himself. Callie was a smart beautiful woman and he was definately going to enjoy getting to know her much better.

When he arrived Callie invited him in with a smile as he closed the door behind him...

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"Hello"

"Bianca, it's me Lloyd. I have the information you requested. It was pretty easy. Your boyfriend's not too bright. He didn't even notice me following his van."

"That quickly? So there is another woman?"

"Yeah, he's at her house right now."

"Give me the address."

Bianca quickly scribbled Callie's address on a pad. She went to her closet and removed the shoebox from the top. She reached into and found what she needed. She tucked it snugly in her purse as she locked the door to her house.

She hopped in her Lexus, speeding through town towards her destination...

[Juicey1]

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