Michael Jackson is my future hushband! [Archive]

HulaSista

03-11-2002, 09:49 AM

This ain't no confession, so it ain't in the confessional!

Michael Jackson is my future hushband, i ain't go lie.

I loves me some MIke. Track 4,5 and 7 makes me wetter than ever.

Who got shit to talk now? huh? HUH?

If ya'll play your cards right, I'll make you bridesmaids, ushers, and guests at our wedding!

:beer

chumon CHUMON!!!! :beating

misha

03-11-2002, 09:52 AM

EEEE HEEEE HEEEEE!

Tastey

03-11-2002, 09:52 AM

Okay if you insist on doing this just do me a favor.

Let your son be the ringbearer...not Bubbles. LOL :p

mystkev

03-11-2002, 09:53 AM

I am so happy for you. Can I be a bridesmaid?

dulce

03-11-2002, 02:14 PM

I wanna be in the wedding but let's talk about the groomsmen...

let's see, there's Tito, Jackie, Marlon, Jermaine and the llama...

and ohwee, what are ya'll colors? ebony and ivory?

Qjai

03-11-2002, 05:15 PM

....but can I still get my CD?

HulaSista

03-11-2002, 05:24 PM

see..... this is the way i dream it:

after ya'll get patted down and scanned for weapons and cameras at the front gate.....

you will all proceed to your own guest rooms (cause michael got the space like that) and put on your fushia dresses with the matching "i love michael" earrings and necklace set.

then.... after that....

you will meet your groomsmen and line up for the processional:

Mystkev will moon walk down the aisle with Randy (since you the youngest and he the youngest)

Dulce will moon walk down the aisle with Jackie (since you the shortest and he's the tallest)

Misha, since she tryna clown folks, will moon walkd down the aisle with Jermaine, cause, hell, cause i said so

Qjai, since you be tryna get hooked the fuck up with a free cd, you will just be in charge of getting your dress dirty by lookin in the basement your damn self for promotional copy. OR you can walk down the aisle with Barry Gordy and ask him for a hook up yourself the choice is yours.

Tastey, just for tryna be funny, will be walking down the aisle by her damn self. You gotta make sure Joseph ain't out side beatin the aminals...... (who said that the other night? funny shit....)

more to come as i finalize the plans.......:D

Qjai

03-11-2002, 05:29 PM

oh damn! not the basement...dont like spiders....

um....can u have gordy call me?:D

que90nek

03-11-2002, 05:52 PM

i recommend that u leave your children at home.

Tastey

03-11-2002, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by HulaSista+
Tastey, just for tryna be funny, will be walking down the aisle by her damn self. You gotta make sure Joseph ain't out side beatin the aminals...... (who said that the other night? funny shit....)

You know Joe is beating that llama calling him Randy. Don't even trip.

I will walk by myself...but I told you don't have those groomsmen in glitter gloves, high water pants and white socks...i ain't having it gurl.

Que...you stooopid. LOL

que90nek

03-11-2002, 06:14 PM

all those in favor of having the Jackson Family babysit....say AYE!

*damn...was that a cricket*

HulaSista

03-11-2002, 07:44 PM

You don't have to worry about baby sitters! My side of the family can handle that! Load up the kids in the golf carts and take'em to the carousel!

Now, Tastey.... you know I ain't feelin the high waters... i told mike that we go have to do anything - ANYTHING - but the high waters! But he INSISTED on the glove thingy. It was our first lesson in compromise in a marriage!:hearts:

Quincy - Start up the music! I'm gettin ready to walk down the aisle!:upretty

D2daO2da

03-11-2002, 08:57 PM

Can I sing Congradulations by Vesta.

he He He

D

mystkev

03-11-2002, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by D2daO2da
Can I sing Congradulations by Vesta.

he He He

D that is my song! I just had to say that.

HulaSista

03-11-2002, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by D2daO2da
Can I sing Congradulations by Vesta.

he He He

D

yeah! you do that! lmao and ctfu

dulce

03-11-2002, 10:22 PM

yeah, I'll wear my ...fushia dresses with the matching "i love michael" earrings and necklace set but it betta not have no llama fur trim...that shit make me itch like hell...
http://www.eldiario.net/images/llama.jpg

dulce

03-11-2002, 10:26 PM

see how he looking at me? sneaky muthafucka...trying to find the right angle to spit on my ass...I'ma fuck him up...

HulaSista

03-11-2002, 10:42 PM

that is a prize winning llama

http://mail.scican.net/~rbolton/ribbons.jpg

if he tryna bite cha, then that's because you tried to kiss him!

I see we go have to watch yo ass round the aminals....

misha

03-11-2002, 10:46 PM

*grumbling to myself*

got me walking down the aisle with Jermaine, when hula knows that I prefer Tito!

LOL!!!!!

dulce

03-11-2002, 10:49 PM

aw hell naw - he a sloppy kisser and he need to trim that facial shit - told you it makes me itch! besides, you know them's Bubbles ribbons!

see how she do us, mish?

why can't I walk with my man? eddieeee, chumon, maaaan - hulanem gon to the chapel...

misha

03-11-2002, 11:01 PM

Sing it with me dulce......"Your doing wrong! Your doing wrong!!!"

HulaSista

03-11-2002, 11:16 PM

Misha... if it's tito you want, TITO IT IS!

http://raggedtiger.tripod.com/TitoJackson.jpg

but he gots to change that WACK ASS shirt and get in the damn tux!

dulce

03-12-2002, 07:03 AM

aw mish, she talking bout ya man...you gon let her do that?

(dulce instigatin'...)

Tastey

03-12-2002, 07:10 AM

Ya'll are just SICK!!!!

Sick I tell ya. RTFLOL

Qjai

03-12-2002, 04:02 PM

*whispering to barry gordy as we walk down the isle*

"so, whats up with my CD?"

oh shit!, I think the llama just spit on me:beating

dulce

03-12-2002, 04:19 PM

see, see ya'll - I TOLD her that llama was a sneaky muthafucka...dammit, now he done spit on Qjai...

http://www.eldiario.net/images/llama.jpg :banit

dulce bout to cut that biatch!

Tastey

03-12-2002, 04:22 PM

Let me get Joe...he got experience beating ass...even llamas.

All I have to do is tell him the llama wants to sign a deal with Motown and cut him out as manager...that llama won't know what hit him. :beating :beating

CTFU!

dulce

03-12-2002, 04:29 PM

aight, Tastey, you get Joe (llama whopping ass) and I'll keep my good eye on this woolly, stankin' piece of a groomsman until you get back...he betta NOT get none a his llama juice on my fuschia dress...

HULA!!!!!! Where you at girl?

HulaSista

03-12-2002, 05:03 PM

see... there will be no animal cruelty on MY muvfluckin wed'n day.

you just gots to be crrrrrrrrazthy.

michael was already fined once because bubbles got caught in the barb wire fence.

and dulce, i seent cha. i seent cha. i ain't even go say WHAT I SEEN but... i seent cha.... back away from the llama..... back the pluck away.......:eek:

Tastey

03-12-2002, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by HulaSista+
michael was already fined once because bubbles got caught in the barb wire fence.

Bubbles was trying to excape that madhouse. See it ain't come out yet...but Bubbles seent what happened to them lil boys in that sleeping bag...and when Mike bought him a sleeping bag...well let's just say....the barb wire fence incident was no accident. :rolleyes:

HulaSista

03-12-2002, 05:26 PM

and i say the llama feelin on dulce's booty wasn't no accident!:blah:

Tastey

03-12-2002, 05:28 PM

Dulce felt his booty first...but that didn't mean he had to act up like that. LOL :p

HulaSista

03-12-2002, 05:43 PM

......see what i was tryna tell Dulce.... the llama..... IS A FEMALE....:eek:

Tastey

03-12-2002, 06:02 PM

Oh Lawd!!!

LOL :p

OhSoPrecious

03-12-2002, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by HulaSista+
hushband

Hulamysistah. . I just have one question~!! :cool: Is this a typo or are you truly a hushhead~?????? :eek: :D Cause you typed it twice~!!

HulaSista

03-12-2002, 10:14 PM

lol..ohso..... yes.... i am a hush head...

ya'll don't see michael logged in during the day?

dulce

03-12-2002, 10:29 PM

ya'll wrong! I ain't felt on no llama ass...see what happened was, er, uh, when tastey went to get Joe (to kick the llama's ass!) somebody pushed me into him/her and my "I love Michael" bridemaids necklace got caught up in the cut...if you know what I mean...and I KNEW Hula would kill me if I lost that shit so and sista had to do whatever was necessary!

dang, tastey, why you front me off like that...if my eddie hear about some llama booty, it's gonna be crazy!

dulce

03-14-2002, 09:04 PM

okay - I feel so bad (who's bad?) about crackin on your hushband that I went to get him for you...how's about a little pre-wedding dance?

http://www.mjeol.com/phpBB2/images/mj_icon_flasher.gif

chumon, hula, show him what you working wit!

HulaSista

03-14-2002, 09:11 PM

http://starbulletin.com/97/03/31/features/hulaz.gif

Disclaimer: This is NOT me...

Versatile

03-15-2002, 04:26 AM

Originally posted by HulaSista+
This ain't no confession, so it ain't in the confessional!

Michael Jackson is my future hushband, i ain't go lie.

Have you been taking muscle relaxents?? :D

HulaSista

03-15-2002, 08:33 AM

lol

girl...

the muscle relaxtants help me and mike out ... IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN! ;)

Tastey

03-15-2002, 10:55 AM

Hula...this has gone too far...little MJ's dancing in the thread. LOL :p

STOP THE MADNESS....JUST STOP IT!!!!! :D :D :cry: :D

KissableSexyShortStuff

04-26-2003, 04:47 PM

bump

HulaSista

01-06-2004, 10:24 PM

:D:cry: :D @ dulce feelin onthe llama's booty :cry: :D

dulce

01-08-2004, 07:28 PM

ohmyfreakin DAYUM! this was the most fun I eva had late at night in the hush!

Juicey1

01-09-2004, 07:30 AM

Comedy, pure comedy. This shit had me CTFU:D here at work

***that is until that damned phone started ringing, then I had to compose myself and answer in my best secretary's voice***

missbuttabutt

01-09-2004, 01:34 PM

I ain't even gon front. I loves me some Em Jay.
:hearts:

I still jam off PYT and Human Nature.

Don't even get me started on Rock Wit You.

Joi :)

01-10-2004, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by missbuttabutt
I

Don't even get me started on Rock Wit You.

that is the jam right there :D :D

jaila

08-17-2006, 07:13 PM

Ctfu!!!
:D :D

Pamalicious

08-18-2006, 08:11 AM

How in Sam Hill did I miss this thread right here!!?!!

I still say Invincible was a GREAT CD and Michael Jerkins did some work for Mike and they just didn't promote it. Butterflies had NO video WTF? As well as Heaven can wait might be (I said might) the greatest song he ever sang. I still listen to all the Rodney Jerkins tracks on that CD.

George Michael did videos without him in them and they went over well and he's not an 'eyesore' so I hope that Mike can really put away some of the bitterness and work with some folks and come out with something else. His career isn't over even if America has turned it's back.

Cause I still say that little kids in 2006 and hell every since he's been a professional entertainer are not becoming three and decided to mimick 50 cents - they are mimicking MIKE. It's like a freaking right of passage or something, lol As well as Mike has so influenced the dancing community. I see it in Chris Brown and I saw it on So You Think You Can Dance in some moves. He's earned his place in this game and I hope that he can get him a couple more years. I'd like to see him perform live before I pass on.

aintnojoke

08-18-2006, 08:24 AM

Butterflies had NO video WTF? As well as Heaven can wait might be (I said might) the greatest song he ever sang.

Say it again Pam!!!

Pamalicious

08-18-2006, 10:30 AM

Say it again Pam!!!

ARE YOU FEELING ME!!?!! I heard this and was so blown away as imagery of Mike in the darkskinned years rolled through my head.....:upto:

aintnojoke

08-18-2006, 10:48 AM

ARE YOU FEELING ME!!?!! I heard this and was so blown away as imagery of Mike in the darkskinned years rolled through my head.....:upto:

You know I am. Did he not get that Lady in Life scream at the end.... LAWD...if he only stayed the 83 Mike, it would be all good for him. :upto:

Brother-Bile

08-19-2006, 10:22 AM

HulaSista

08-20-2006, 01:26 AM

Pam and Aintno - Heaven can wait IS the best song.

coming home fromthe airport tonight, i heard 'lady in my life' - i told the whole car to shut up so i can bask in the excellence of that song too...

brother b - i still love mike :hearts:

dulce

08-27-2006, 08:09 PM

well, I heard your man was selling his animals...maybe now ya'll can start having company again...

HulaSista

08-27-2006, 08:24 PM

well, I heard your man was selling his animals...maybe now ya'll can start having company again...

LOOKY HERE YOU!

You ain't invited until you promise to cook for us! :hammer :hearts:

dulce

08-27-2006, 09:05 PM

Girl, I got you! Tell MJ to hold back some on that sale and I can do some llama chops on the grill, marinated with balsalmic, rosemary and garlic...and some banana kebobs for Bubbles...(he can't be sold, he's part of the family!)