Star Wars - Return Of The Jedi

[Andre98]

This was just on cable - they are playing the original trilogy.

Now maybe I was high back in 1983, but I totally missed the tender moment between Skywalker and his Pops at the end, and damn sure didn't rememberthat Vader took off his helmet! WTF! What was I doing in the theater in '83 that I missed this? All that terror, and ole dude looked like Uncle Fester! And was that a edit for the modern age, to show the image of Vader at the very end, all friends again in the hereafter with Obi Wan, and it was the actual actor dude that was Anniken in the newer crop of Star Wars joints? Or was that actor that close of a match?

Damn, Luke made peace with Vader.... I'm embarrassed not to have known that....

[davinci]

cocaine is a helluva drug, dre.

[aintnojoke]

Dre.....No you didnt say Uncle Fester....LMAO

[zuriyahe]

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[zuriyahe]

This was just on cable - they are playing the original trilogy.

Now maybe I was high back in 1983, but I totally missed the tender moment between Skywalker and his Pops at the end, and damn sure didn't rememberthat Vader took off his helmet! WTF! What was I doing in the theater in '83 that I missed this? All that terror, and ole dude looked like Uncle Fester! And was that a edit for the modern age, to show the image of Vader at the very end, all friends again in the hereafter with Obi Wan, and it was the actual actor dude that was Anniken in the newer crop of Star Wars joints? Or was that actor that close of a match?

Damn, Luke made peace with Vader.... I'm embarrassed not to have known that....

lol!

So in the return of the Jedi, it did have the ghosts of Vader and Obi Wan Kenobi. In a newer re-doing of that movie, they will put Young Vader (Anakin) there too.

And just in case the drugs from 1983 are still slowly coursing through your veins:

Anakin = Darth Vader
Padme digs Anakin and later robs the cradle and gets with him.
Eventually, they do the nasty and farts Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia.

About 20 years pass.

Of course Luke and Leia don't know this, but they find out before they ended up doing the nasty (so they say. I think that they did it, but arn't talking about it). Leia turns to Han Solo...who's Millinium Falcolm is much bigger than Luke's Light Saber....so everyone's happy. Well, Luke is left out in the cold. yes, he destroyed the empire, but he ain't got no puddy to play with and he almost slept with his sister and his dad cut off his hand. So his happyness is bitter sweet.

And as for the Ewoks...many of the midgets that played Ewoks could not find work after "Return of the Jedi" and had to resume life as X-mas elves,which paid much less than what they paid them to be an ewok, which caused them to be really angry x-mas elves.








Ok. I was just joking about the last paragraph. Maybe I had just a little too much Glucophage this morning...

[Andre98]

All that other stuff I got, Z... I wasn't THAT far out of it...I think I had just dozed off. I do remember it was the first day of release.

What I don't get though, is exactly when Lando Calarissian started peddling Colt 45. Rumours are that he was recently caught kissing on Tyler Perry too, but that's according to Wendy Williams.

[aintnojoke]

All that other stuff I got, Z... I wasn't THAT far out of it...I think I had just dozed off. I do remember it was the first day of release.

What I don't get though, is exactly when Lando Calarissian started peddling Colt 45. Rumours are that he was recently caught kissing on Tyler Perry too, but that's according to Wendy Williams.



Shut up...Billy kissing Tyler.....I guess those Asian Women got to be too much...LOL

[zuriyahe]

Wow! I never would have guessed that the original owner of the Millennium Falcon and owner of the sky city would be kissing on Tylor Perry! Now if I heard that Tylor Perry was kissing on Tavis Smiley...I wouldn't be surprised. :D

[Andre98]

lol!

So in the return of the Jedi, it did have the ghosts of Vader and Obi Wan Kenobi. In a newer re-doing of that movie, they will put Young Vader (Anakin) there too.


That's what I saw, the young man that was the young Vadar (Anakin) - I kinda wish they wouldnt mess with a film like that, but what the heck, when you do prequels. That actor also did "Shattered Glass" and was very good at being very irritating in it - I wanted to strangle the guy. He has that pstcho look down pat - like the dude from "Red Eye", and the kid from " Murder By Numbers" and "Bully".... ( looking it up...) Michael Pitt.

[davinci]

saw that this weekend...i was pissed!

they changed the ewoks yubnub song to some over-the-top orchestrated number...booooooooo! i wanted the yubnub...we are the yuUhBnub...

[davinci]

What I don't get though, is exactly when Lando Calarissian started peddling Colt 45. Rumours are that he was recently caught kissing on Tyler Perry too, but that's according to Wendy Williams.that chick wants everyone to be gay...

even if that shyt is true...billy dee is royalty...everyone knew freddie mercury was packing fudge, but that was fucking freddie mercury...leave lando be...but that does explain the feathered perm do...lol