Embarrassing Sex Moments....

[lightandlovely1]

What's you most embarrassing sex moment?

I actually have 2.

I had been going out with this guy who was very small in stature. He was about 5'7 or so and I doubt if he weighed more than 145 lbs. Anyway, when he took his clothes off, I was so shocked at all that he was packing that I gave a nervous giggle and said - what the hell is that? :eek: It went down immediately until I explained that it was much more than I was expecting. Then the brotha tried to kill me the rest of the night - lol! Now I loves myself a skinny man :D

The second was afterwards, we were laying there cuddling in the afterglow and farts started slipping out! He laughed and said I was saluting him but I was mortified. Seemed like I had absolutely no control over it.

[mystkev]

I have one, I was performing oral sex on this guy and I was really getting excited. I actually was able to get the entire thing in my mouth, this was the first time I had ever deep throated, so I actually swallowed it (no gagging or anything), anyways when I pulled it out I threw up all over him, me and the floor. He was really cool about it, but I was scared to suck on it after that.

[lightandlovely1]

Originally posted by mystkev+
I have one, I was performing oral sex on this guy and I was really getting excited. I actually was able to get the entire thing in my mouth, this was the first time I had ever deep throated, so I actually swallowed it (no gagging or anything), anyways when I pulled it out I threw up all over him, me and the floor. He was really cool about it, but I was scared to suck on it after that.


ROFLMBAO!!! I almost fell in the floor laughing. I bet he was more nervous about you sucking than you were the next time.

[Admin]

Hmmm, for me it was 19 years old and the girl I was dating whent dow on me and I was moning like a BITCH!. I could not stop myself.

I was all loud, I think I had to cover my mouth. I was sooooo embarrassed...cause you know a nigga was fronting like this was NOT my first time for head, but it was and she found out in a major way that I was a "Head Virgin":D

Holla:D :afro :upretty

[mystkev]

Originally posted by lightandlovely1
ROFLMBAO!!! I almost fell in the floor laughing. I bet he was more nervous about you sucking than you were the next time. No, after we finished cleaning up he had the nerves to ask me to keep sucking.

[HulaSista]

i don't have one...

[knowledge7]

I was getting dirty with it and my ex came over and we was doing our thing..I had to go and stand post at work in the next 20 minutes.. since it was down the streeet I could get there in 5 minutes.. so we was going for it.. and as soon as we both came...I told her I had to rool.. she already knew it was a quickie so she didn't mind....


Me running round the crib looking for my shyt like a madman....hit my pinky toe on the door trying to get in the shower....came back to give a kiss while I was pulling up my pants.. ...my man ALMOSt got caught up in the zipper..but I saved him....the whole time she was laughing her a** off..

I finally got around to running out the door and the screen was on, but the door was open.. Too bad I didn't see it.. I ran right through the joint.......

[CLSmooove]

Originally posted by admin
I was a "Head Virgin":D Holla:D :afro :upretty

ooooooooooAdmin Not a "head Virgin" ROTFLMMFAO.... :D :D :D

[davinci]

was getting head in rock creek park. yes d was "doin' it in the park, oh yeah, rock creek park." anyhoot, this chick loved to role play. she was acting like a prostitute, when this car pulled up behind us. i was trying to chill, she was like "no keep going i need the $$". the driver gets out with three big ass german sheperds (she's terrified of dogs). dude looked scary and was walking by the door. i was in position to see him, but she said keep going. she looked up saw the dogs a few feet from the truck and her "let him see" attitude turned to panic. i was rolling so hard the worm went limp. she tried to get back into the mood, but d giggled too hard.

i guess this was more her moment.

[Qjai]

ill share mine first...

i was with a dude who had a fouton that curved on the end like one of those long folding lawn chairs from back in the day. so anyway he wanted to see how far he could put my ankles behind my head...i was on the bed/fouton facing the wrong way and when he bent me back...i kept rolling and rolled right outta bed...he played it off and so did i but inside I was dying laughing...

my bestfriend(who has no computer LOL) was about to shower with her mate (i can't belive she told anyone this) he was already in the shower. she was doing a seductive dance, went to get in the shower with him and tripped and fell in....she said they both laughed...just the mental picture of that one sent me into tears of laughter!
:D

[que90nek]

qjai...please forgive me...i am tryin my best to see this position....

can u help me?

[Mocha]

I should have went to the bathroom before we started, I squirted a little pee pee while we were doing it. The pressure of his dick was too much on my bladder.

[mystkev]

Originally posted by Mocha+
I should have went to the bathroom before we started, I squirted a little pee pee while we were doing it. The pressure of his dick was too much on my bladder. That has always been my biggest fear.

[Juicey1]

Ya'll got me :cry: here in Dallas.

My moments don't measure up to you guys moments.
But, my high school boyfriend & I had broken up, so I had a one night fling with my ex. We were in his room (his sister & Mom was home) and after we were done, I couldn't find my panties. He didn't want to turn on the light because he didn't want his mom to come to the door (we sneaked in upstairs). I was on the floor, ass in the air feeling under the bed for my black panties and trying not to laugh out loud.

[Qjai]

Ok que let me see if I can explain it better.

if you can remember an old lawn chair of the 70's and 80's. the long one with the part where you rest your legs and feet...that part had a hump in it...the bed this dude had was about the same.

so when we laid on it facing the end not the wall or headboard, my back was under the hump, he then decided to push my ankles up to my head to see how far they'd go i did like a back flip off the bed....LOL does that clear it up any?

[MsMeelah]

All of these are funneeee!!!! I am over here dying!! LOl

[FAMU]

Bump.....................

[jaila]

lol@ this...that was funny as hell.