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02-19-2002, 09:59 AM
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill, and then measured the wife's butt.
"Yep!", he said."Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very upset and decided to let him do the gardening alone.She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled to his wife and said,"How about it honey? How about a little love-making?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked. To which she replied, "Don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie.
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill, and then measured the wife's butt.
"Yep!", he said."Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very upset and decided to let him do the gardening alone.She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled to his wife and said,"How about it honey? How about a little love-making?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked. To which she replied, "Don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie.