I Faked It

[sinnah]

Last night my S/O rented a small boat and showed me really wonderful time. We were so horny afterwards that we almost did it in the car. Now I know he can't hit a home run each night but, something went terrible wrong. He just was moving so ackwardly amd missing my spot and it kept slippig out. He wasn't drunk or tipsy and neither was I. It was so bad to the point that I did something I had done since I was 19, I faked 2 orgasms just to make him hurry up and cum so he could get off me. I don't know if he was motion sick or what but now, he thinks it was on and I'm sitting here at work with a swollen clit sexually fustrated and still horny.

[que90nek]

lol
u arent the first...and you won't be the last...i've faked a couple my dag on self!

[mystkev]

Everybody has off days. It's okay that you faked it just don't make it a habit, but did u have to fake two?

[que90nek]

yeah...don't make it a habit...it was obviously an off nite for him....there's a lot of pressure on us guys...sometimes we forget to eat our Wheaties!

[Versatile]

Originally posted by mystkev+
Everybody has off days. It's okay that you faked it just don't make it a habit, but did u have to fake two?

Ya Know...Why two *lol* you sure you was faking *lol*

[que90nek]

how did it feel for you to fake? did u give a virtuoso performance?

kudos to him though...an excellent gift idea...*rent a boat*

[sinnah]

Originally posted by que90nek+
how did it feel for you to fake? did u give a virtuoso performance?



It didn't feel. He was missing the hole and it was slipping out. His rhythm was like 2 strokes miss, 3 strokes ouch, 1 stroke oops. I was getting more mad than anything. I faked two because usually make sme cum at least 4-5 times and I didn't want him to be suspicious. The boat was awesome surprise. Youhave got to try that.

[mystkev]

Originally posted by sinnah



It didn't feel. He was missing the hole and it was slipping out. His rhythm was like 2 strokes miss, 3 strokes ouch, 1 stroke oops. I was getting more mad than anything. I faked two because usually make sme cum at least 4-5 times and I didn't want him to be suspicious. The boat was awesome surprise. Youhave got to try that. You must be real sweet, all that and he would have been told to get the fuck up. Maybe you'll be able to make up for it tonight.

[mack_black]

well since ya still got a swollen clit and still horney....

make sure he hits ya off properly tonight... :D
case closed ;)

[que90nek]

lol

i understand the STROKAGE....the rhythm that must be accomplished...us less endowed brothers rely upon our stroke...to make up for what we don't have....it is the stroke that saves us....lol

perhaps...u were tryin to hard that night...messin his stroke up....

when he was going...1-2-3 1-2-3...u were going 1-2 1-2 1-2
and if anybody doesnt understand the numberin scheme above...i'll be glad to demonstrate for u :D

[Brightness]

and I've been honest with a man if he's asked did I climax.

I would say that sometimes you have to help him along by masturbating or switching positions to one you know you'll be satisfied.

Maybe he was nervous trying to do everything right and/or like Que said missed his strokage.

[seductive_tee]

I think woman fake it more than they admit.....i've faked it...not recently though...

[que90nek]

if u have to fake...why be there?
if u fake ... it's your fault!

[mystkev]

I've never faked an orgasm, but that's just b/c I am mean. I'll just tell him to hurry up and finish.

[que90nek]

lol

lol

thats funny....so when u say hurry up and finish...u have determined that you are NOT going to get yours?

[mystkev]

when Muffy starts getting dry and he keeps slipping, don't know where to find it, putting it in the wrong holes, I am not in the mood anymore. But I will let him get his, although I have told a guy to get the fuck up and to use his hand before.

[Brightness]

Originally posted by que90nek+
if u have to fake...why be there?
if u fake ... it's your fault!

[Versatile]

Originally posted by mystkev+
I've never faked an orgasm, but that's just b/c I am mean. I'll just tell him to hurry up and finish.

Me either I'm not mean but I would just tell him to get up. No since in letting him think he is doing something. I remember Mathmetics got mad at me one day because I said I'd push him off me and say "get da hell up" But, that's just how I am.

[que90nek]

*can of worms...*

*opening of can sound*

[sinnah]

Originally posted by mystkev+
when Muffy starts getting dry and he keeps slipping, don't know where to find it, putting it in the wrong holes, I am not in the mood anymore. But I will let him get his, although I have told a guy to get the fuck up and to use his hand before.


I wasn't dry at all. I was very much ready and yes it is my fault. Maybe as Que said I was going 1,2 and he was going 2,1. I told him I faked it and he said he already knew. He said he was a bit tipsy. So leassons have been learned. We will have the opportunity to redeem ourselves because I'm about to burst.

[Versatile]

Originally posted by que90nek+
*can of worms...*

*opening of can sound*

Whut chew talkin bout Willis?

[Brightness]

Go'on & Handle your bizz, sinnah.

[mack_black]

faking is synonymous with lying....

as I mentioned before If ya fake then youre afraid of the other and no doubt lying to yourself as well.....

[Juicey1]

I probably would have just did a quick flip over and went to ridin':D :evil:

[que90nek]

Originally posted by Versatile+


Whut chew talkin bout Willis?

this idea of making a man stop....mid stroke....we might need to talk about this!

[Versatile]

Originally posted by que90nek+
this idea of making a man stop....mid stroke....we might need to talk about this!


You are just to damn funny. From what sinnah was saying, there was no midstroke. Which if why it was me, he had to get the hell up off of me or like Juicy said, get the job done herself. I don't care what any man says, when your dyck gets hard, you want it satisfied and when a woman clit is "on swole", we want to cum. There is nothing more worse than my puzzy juicing all damn day long because my man didn't get the job done right and I'm hornier than hell. Every thing starts to look like a dick. Hell just reading these post make me want to phuck.

[que90nek]

lol

[OhSoPrecious]

Originally posted by sinnah
I faked 2 orgasms just to make him hurry up and cum so he could get off me.

Sometimes, a girl's gotta do. . what a girl's gotta do~!! :hammer

Btw, I love the "boat" idea~!! :upretty

[Tastey]

Originally posted by mack_black+
faking is synonymous with lying....

as I mentioned before If ya fake then youre afraid of the other and no doubt lying to yourself as well.....

I have faked...and will do it again. lol

In Sinnah's case this is her man, he rented a boat, they had enjoyed a nice evening...why spoil it by saying "Get up Nigga, you ain't satisfying me" What's the point? Throw in a little fake here and there...and get on with it.

I know my man can please me, he's done is oh so many times :p, but everytime is not the bomb diggity, who cares. The fact is I'm sure that the only reason he cums everytime is because he's male and has too...lol...I know sometimes I ain't even trying...lol.

I'm not with him solely for sexual pleasure, and I don't have to get minz everytime. I want to, would love to, but Hey, life goes on if I don't. :p

[Bedroomeyes]

Originally posted by Juicey1+
I probably would have just did a quick flip over and went to ridin':D :evil:

Yep.... I would have done the same thing!!! :D

[Vronni]

No offense intended to anyone but I don't understand the concept of faking. I'm confused.If you are close enough to this person to be having sex with them,why aren't you close enough to them to say "baby,let's try something different" ?. Intimacy should be about communication,not just intercourse.....

[que90nek]

good point vronni....

but i know with myself...(most of the time) i am gonna keep going...and going....and going.....until i here that ooo ahhh sound....girl don't ya know....(oops i started to sing) but yes, a change of position ought to do the trick.