Kids say the darnest things...

[Bedroomeyes]

I was remembering last Easter when my children and I went to a bar-b-que.. I had been outside talking to a friend and when I came in the house the host was dying laughing.. He told me to come here and when I asked him what was going on, he told me about the conversation he had with my daughter...

He was telling me how he was talking to my daughter and had commented on how pretty she looked in her Easter dress.. She then turned to him and said.. "Thank you... My mommy looks pretty too... She has on her fake hair today.." :eek: :D

I couldn't do anything but laugh.. It didn't embarrass me because everyone knows I will throw on my ponytail in a hot minute.. :p but damn!! How she gonna bust me out like that!!! :D

[OhSoPrecious]

I know exactly what you mean, girl~!! :D I would be here all night posting stuff my little girl says~!! :p


(OhSo's on her way to the Old Hush to find that thread about kids saying the darndest things. . I think it was started by Qjai. . not really sure~!) :upretty

If I find it, I will post it. . it was cute~!! ;)

[FAMU]

Well, I am a pretty big guy and one night me and my oldest son was in the kitchen. preparing to eat dinner. Well, I fixed his plate first and I then began to fix my plate. Thats when he asked me, "Daddy are you still hungry" I was like what!! I had not eaten anything the whole day. After further questioning him about what he meant he began to tell me that he could not understand why I was still hungry cause I was so fat. He stated, "If I was fat like you I would never be hungry"

[14KBlaqWmn]

When my oldest niece was about 3 we went in a store. I happened to bump into a male friend from high school. While me and ol' dude were talking, my niece just blurts out "my aunt's married. you're not 'sposed to talk to her". We just laughed. After that I had to have a talk with her about the difference between male and female relationships and friendships.

Kids, don't just say the darndest things, they do the darndest things too. One of my other nieces decided to investigate my bathroom closet one time. She found my box of tampons and had taken one of them out. I saw her run around the house waving the tampon around like it was a rocket. When I realized what she had in her hand, I asked her what it was. She responded that it was a rocket she found in my closet, but she didn't know why there was a string on it. All I could do is laugh.

[Juicey1]

I think I posted the one about my daughter on the old thread.
She had seen Made In America the night before and asked me about "doing it". I went on to explain that it was called having sex or making love and when you found someone you loved, thats what you did, went on about the whole penis & vagina thing. She said yuk, I will never do it. I silently said thank you, but went on to tell her if she ever wanted children she would have to do that, she said, "unh-unh, I will just buy me a sperm".

[OhSoPrecious]

And, my bad. . the thread was started by MsNeena, not Qjai~!!! :) Sorry. . .


http://www.singlebrotha.com/forums2/showthread.php?threadid=5780&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

[que90nek]

thanks ohso...it is good to revisit these types of threads...and get newbie input...most folks don't know about old hush....i just wish we had access to the one before that one!

[OhSoPrecious]

I had a great time roaming around the basement of the Old Hush~!! :D It brought back so many memories. . . and I was coming across some really good threads~!! :upretty

Remember those~??? Not the booty threads, as you would call them~!! :hearts:

[Tastey]

I mentioned earlier that I have been home sick all week.

Well tonight I sent my son with my parents to Bible Study. At the end of Bible Study during the prayer circle my son loudly announced:
"I'd like the church to pray for my Momma because she has diarrhea" :eek:

If you will excuse me now I'm going to go dig a hole and crawl in it.

[dulce]

aw Tastey - all of these were comedy but yours had me crying over here! ohweeee, at least your baby was thinking about you!

BTW, hope you feel better...nothing like being sick AND embarassed!

[Juicey1]

Tastey, you think you will be able to show your face at church. LOL That baby was concerned about his mama. Thats really sweet he asked for prayer.

Kids will bust you out everytime.:D

[OhSoPrecious]

How many phone calls did you get today, or even last night. . . from your Church family~?? :eek:

I think it's sweet also that he asked the Church to pray for you~!! ;)

[misha]

Awww, Tastey, that was so sweet....your baby asking for prayer for you....LOL

[lightandlovely1]

Last fall while getting ready for my family reunion, I rolled my ponytail and put it in the microwave. Generalyy that works but I had so much Lottabody on it that I set a towel under it to so up some of the liquid. Well I didn't watch it and the towel almost caught fire - the rollers melted and the whole mess smelled terrible.

When I got the the reunion, my 11 year old had told everyone that my fake hair had caught on fire and smelled terrible - LOL!

[HulaSista]

the latest thing my son said to me: "mommy, are hot dogs made outta dogs..."

[MsTopshelf]

I don't have any kids of my own yet but I do have godkids. Just listening to them and watching them grow up they keep me bustin' guts. I don't know how I'm gonna get my kids to take me serious cause kids are a trip and it don't take much for me to get the giggles!

[Bedroomeyes]

When my boys were younger (around 4/5) my oldest came up to me one day and said... "when you were little, did you ride dinosaurs to school?" :eek: :D

[HulaSista]

lmao @ bedroomeyes

whew lawd... that was great!

[sistuhchey]

A girlfriend and I were out one evening, and she had her fast-tale great niece...she's cute as a button...but oh so grown!!!!...anywaysssss...when she dropped me off..I told my girl call me.....before my friend could respond...her niece sitting in the back in a car seat....peeps her head out and says...ok What's your number???..and was serious...telling her Auntie to get some paper and pen and write it down.... :D

[lightandlovely1]

Originally posted by Bedroomeyes+
When my boys were younger (around 4/5) my oldest came up to me one day and said... "when you were little, did you ride dinosaurs to school?" :eek: :D


ROFLMBAO!!!!!

[lightandlovely1]

My daughters and I are very light-skinned. When my youngest was about 6 or so, she and my niece were talking and my niece was explaining to my daughter that our last name meant that we were white. My daughter corrected her quickly and exlained that we weren't white, we were light-black.

[lovely]

The school my daughter attends is about 98% black. A good friend of mine(who is white) has twins that go to the school. One day the little boy who was six at the time came with me to get my baby from her K3 class. A couple of the kids came up to me..spoke and then turned their attention to the little boy. One of the girls asked him if i was his mother. He looked at her...scrunched up his face..held out his arm...shook his head and said" Nope..im not one of the brown ones".

[scoops]

What comes to mind is my nephew(who is 4)
I told him boys who are bad in school don't get birthday presents and his reply was :hhhhhmmm- well I guess I am not getting anything then

[Pamalicious]

When I first moved to Atlanta I had Philly plates on the car and I got pulled over. My daughter was three at the time. Cop comes up to the window I roll it down and she yells "OH HELL WE'RE GOING TO JAIL" and then begins singing at the top of her lungs "Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gon do" Got me out of the ticket the cop was laughing so hard and that's when I totally began watching what was playing on the tube cause she sure was watching more than I thought at 3 :D

[Brightness]

It's a rude awakening when you realize you have little or no bargaining power with the kids anymore.


Originally posted by scoopsluva1
What comes to mind is my nephew(who is 4)
I told him boys who are bad in school don't get birthday presents and his reply was :hhhhhmmm- well I guess I am not getting anything then

[Tastey]

Originally posted by Pamalicious
When I first moved to Atlanta I had Philly plates on the car and I got pulled over. My daughter was three at the time. Cop comes up to the window I roll it down and she yells "OH HELL WE'RE GOING TO JAIL" and then begins singing at the top of her lungs "Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gon do" Got me out of the ticket the cop was laughing so hard and that's when I totally began watching what was playing on the tube cause she sure was watching more than I thought at 3 :D

:D :D :cry: :D :cry: :D

[Juicey1]

Originally posted by Pamalicious
When I first moved to Atlanta I had Philly plates on the car and I got pulled over. My daughter was three at the time. Cop comes up to the window I roll it down and she yells "OH HELL WE'RE GOING TO JAIL" and then begins singing at the top of her lungs "Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gon do" Got me out of the ticket the cop was laughing so hard and that's when I totally began watching what was playing on the tube cause she sure was watching more than I thought at 3 :D

Ok, that one had me :cry: If I was a cop, I would have let you go too.

Tasty, you son asking for prayer still gives me a chuckle.

[CLSmooove]

Originally posted by Pamalicious
When I first moved to Atlanta I had Philly plates on the car and I got pulled over. My daughter was three at the time. Cop comes up to the window I roll it down and she yells "OH HELL WE'RE GOING TO JAIL" and then begins singing at the top of her lungs "Bad Boys Bad Boys what you gon do" Got me out of the ticket the cop was laughing so hard and that's when I totally began watching what was playing on the tube cause she sure was watching more than I thought at 3 :D

:D :cry: :D :cry: that was funny


Ok Sea gonna kill me for this one but I gotta tell ya what her daughter said a couple of weeks ago....

Doodlebug: "Mommy I wanna see my own face"
Sea: "What :confused:
Doodlebug: "my own face"
Sea: "Doodlebug I dont know what u mean"
Doodlebug: "mommy u know the walk"

She was trying to say she wanted to see Beyonce....
my own face = Beyonce

Lawd we were in tearsssss :cry: :D :cry: :D