Your Crazy Siblings and their torturing of...you

[Pamalicious]

Today I was thinking about all the crazy things my siblings used to do to me and the whippings they used to get and it brought back so many great memories of being semi-poor (cause we were way richer than alot of kids are now) and just living with siblings.

My Brother was INSANE. We went to the Drive-in to see the first Halloween. I was scared shitless and didn't want to go to bed...I finally went to sleep but after drinking soda of course I had to get it. I remember like it was yesterday - I swung my legs out the bed and when they touched the floor two hands shot from under the bed and grabbed my ankles. - the first of many times I fainted dead out! He had crawled under the bed and hid waiting for the right opportunity.

Come up to the house and a line was at the porch. I come up to see what was going on and my brother had taken my baby alive (you know she had that hole in between her legs for the 'real action shit' to come out) well he had TAPED A GARDEN HOSE in between her legs cut it on and the water was spouting out of her mouth and he was charging a dime for folks to drink water out the Baby Alive Fountain.

I really liked going swimming and they would never let me go. The walk was not to far to get to Mosley Park and we used to walk over the train trellis across MLK to get there. Well one time a couple of tracks were missing and they told me that in order for me to continue on to the park I had to make myself into a HUMAN BRIDGE that they could cross!! Well yea I did it and there I was laying across MLK while they crawled over me!


Do you have any stories?

[davinci]

if it weren't for the fact that i was trying to fuck all my sisters' friends...them bitches coulda scarred me for life...

i was the test dummy for everything from make-up to wrestling moves to torture...

we were watching some klan movie and one sister told me that they only killed black folks whose names started with "d" and k...i was scared until i realized that she and her friend kim were telling me this...

one was mad that i had to go trick or treating with them so they dressed me up as a cheerleader...

watching tv and out the blue sis slaps the shyt out of me and then giggles 'cause she said i was too peaceful...

them bitches were crazy!

[mystkev]

My sisters weren't too bad, I think they enjoyed having a little sister.

The only thing I can remember is them encouraging me to stand outside on one of those intersection islands in a yellow swimsuit holding a clear umbrella w/yellow trim and pretend like I was hitch hiking. I was about four at the time. I got my booty whipped something good :beating

[Juicey1]

Thank you all for the laughs...........

Dammit, just imagining D in a cheerleading outfit.........I almost fell out the chair.

Pammie.......you fainted dead away........I'm still chuckling at that one.......whew

My brother and I were pretty mild kids. We never did anything to each other like that. My sister lived with her mom, so she wasn't in on all the fights me and my brother had. We used to get whippings all the damned time.

Now once, my sister spent the weekend at our house. My dad was cooking dinner and we wanted a 7UP. She asked if we could have one and he said no, not until we ate and the soda was hot anyway. But she opened it anyway and gave us some. Dad caught us and he whipped her butt. She layed on his bed and cried and we stood there and looked at her. We don't let her live that one down because that was the only time my dad whipped her and me and brother got our butts beat all the time. She always says that her feelings were hurt worse than her butt. Dad says he only hit her a few times. Thats why we don't let her live it down. He WHUPPED our asses.

[missbuttabutt]

My brother gets a big kick out of tying my shoelaces together when I'm not looking so that when I start to walk away I stumble and fall flat on my face.

One time he got me good though. He was putting up something in his room with a nail and hammer and after about 5 minutes I heard something crash on the floor and he screamed out loud. He came running down the stairs with blood dripping all down his nose and face, screaming.

I jumped off my bed, tears about to fall and asking him "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" I really did start to cry, so he moved his hand and started laughing.

The little shit had these fake blood pills from Halloween and put them all over his face.

[Amazon Stallion]

Today I was thinking about all the crazy things my siblings used to do to me and the whippings they used to get and it brought back so many great memories of being semi-poor (cause we were way richer than alot of kids are now) and just living with siblings.

My Brother was INSANE. We went to the Drive-in to see the first Halloween. I was scared shitless and didn't want to go to bed...I finally went to sleep but after drinking soda of course I had to get it. I remember like it was yesterday - I swung my legs out the bed and when they touched the floor two hands shot from under the bed and grabbed my ankles. - the first of many times I fainted dead out! He had crawled under the bed and hid waiting for the right opportunity.

Come up to the house and a line was at the porch. I come up to see what was going on and my brother had taken my baby alive (you know she had that hole in between her legs for the 'real action shit' to come out) well he had TAPED A GARDEN HOSE in between her legs cut it on and the water was spouting out of her mouth and he was charging a dime for folks to drink water out the Baby Alive Fountain.

I really liked going swimming and they would never let me go. The walk was not to far to get to Mosley Park and we used to walk over the train trellis across MLK to get there. Well one time a couple of tracks were missing and they told me that in order for me to continue on to the park I had to make myself into a HUMAN BRIDGE that they could cross!! Well yea I did it and there I was laying across MLK while they crawled over me!


Do you have any stories?

*straight fuggin rollin!*


Lord, these are too funny.

[Amazon Stallion]

if it weren't for the fact that i was trying to fuck all my sisters' friends...them bitches coulda scarred me for life...

i was the test dummy for everything from make-up to wrestling moves to torture...

we were watching some klan movie and one sister told me that they only killed black folks whose names started with "d" and k...i was scared until i realized that she and her friend kim were telling me this...

one was mad that i had to go trick or treating with them so they dressed me up as a cheerleader...

watching tv and out the blue sis slaps the shyt out of me and then giggles 'cause she said i was too peaceful...
them bitches were crazy!


LLS!

Done!

[Pamalicious]

I could go on for days - but I won't, lol the crazy thing is I'm the OLDEST! These are younger siblings - I was such a sucker.

[seductive_tee]

These stories are to comical.......

Pam, did you ever tell on your brother.

[devans00]

I still got a scar on my bottom lip from a split lip caused by a kick from my older brother, aka Bruce Lee, during a Kung Fu Fighting session. :afro

That was back in the day when you didn't go to the hospital unless a bone was sticking out or something, so no stitches for me.