sinnah
02-07-2002, 12:04 PM
1. Your invitation arrives 4 days before the wedding.
>2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg
>the hostess to give you one.
>3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or
>Groom's.
>4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.
>5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.
>6. A groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.
>7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.
>8. A bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.
>9. The unity candles won't light.
>10. The preacher's beeper goes off.
>11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.
>12. The parents of the Bride or Groom were under 30 years old.
>13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.
>14. A member of the wedding party was wearing sunglasses.
>15. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.
>16. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.
>17. The Bride was given away by her 8 year old uncle.
>18. The groom's ex was found hiding under a pew right before the
>preacher asked for "objections".
>19. The happy couple already had kids; and most of them were in the
>wedding.
>20. Music by Luther, Diana Ross, Lionel Richie was played at the
>reception.
>21. The communion "wine" was Asti Spumante.
>22. The strippers from the bachelor party were in the audience.
>23. The couples first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy.".
>24. The "LETRICK SLIDE" was played at least five times.
>25. The wedding cake came from SAM'S CLUB.
>26. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.
>27. The tuna fish and pimento cheese sandwiches were rationed.
>28. You saw groomsmen making trips to 7-11 and KFC to restock the
>buffet.
>29. At least one fight broke out (usually the bridesmaids fighting over
>the bouquet).
>30. The best man did the toast, but called the Bride by the wrong name.
>31. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.
>32. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out
>right).
>33. The Bride & Groom rode off standing up in the limousine's sun roof.
>34. The bridesmaids have their hair colored to match their dresses.
>35. The groomsmen have more than 5 gold teeth in their mouths.
>36. The DJ is caught in the kitchen trying to make a plate.
>37. Mama an'em bust out the "Reynolds Wrap" to take a plate home (why do
>we call it Reynolds Wrap when we buy the generic brand).
>38. The bride is "Backin' That Thing Up" with the grooms father.
>39. The bride can be seen with dollar bills safety pinned to her wedding
>dress (dollar dance anyone).
>40. The groomsmen take pictures that resemble a recent issue of VIBE MAGAZINE.
>2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg
>the hostess to give you one.
>3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or
>Groom's.
>4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.
>5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.
>6. A groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.
>7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.
>8. A bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.
>9. The unity candles won't light.
>10. The preacher's beeper goes off.
>11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.
>12. The parents of the Bride or Groom were under 30 years old.
>13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.
>14. A member of the wedding party was wearing sunglasses.
>15. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.
>16. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.
>17. The Bride was given away by her 8 year old uncle.
>18. The groom's ex was found hiding under a pew right before the
>preacher asked for "objections".
>19. The happy couple already had kids; and most of them were in the
>wedding.
>20. Music by Luther, Diana Ross, Lionel Richie was played at the
>reception.
>21. The communion "wine" was Asti Spumante.
>22. The strippers from the bachelor party were in the audience.
>23. The couples first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy.".
>24. The "LETRICK SLIDE" was played at least five times.
>25. The wedding cake came from SAM'S CLUB.
>26. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.
>27. The tuna fish and pimento cheese sandwiches were rationed.
>28. You saw groomsmen making trips to 7-11 and KFC to restock the
>buffet.
>29. At least one fight broke out (usually the bridesmaids fighting over
>the bouquet).
>30. The best man did the toast, but called the Bride by the wrong name.
>31. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.
>32. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out
>right).
>33. The Bride & Groom rode off standing up in the limousine's sun roof.
>34. The bridesmaids have their hair colored to match their dresses.
>35. The groomsmen have more than 5 gold teeth in their mouths.
>36. The DJ is caught in the kitchen trying to make a plate.
>37. Mama an'em bust out the "Reynolds Wrap" to take a plate home (why do
>we call it Reynolds Wrap when we buy the generic brand).
>38. The bride is "Backin' That Thing Up" with the grooms father.
>39. The bride can be seen with dollar bills safety pinned to her wedding
>dress (dollar dance anyone).
>40. The groomsmen take pictures that resemble a recent issue of VIBE MAGAZINE.