Melbourne Florida that is! Assistance Required

[TallAndUnique]

Hi,
I am brand new here, introduced by a friend of mine. She told me to post here and that lots of people would come flocking to assist me. So, I thought I would try it out.

I'm just starting some extended travel to Melbourne, Florida. I know nothing about the city, places to go, where to stay out of trouble, and more importantly, where to get into trouble, and I have no friends there :-(

Can you all help a gentleman out? I'm looking for restaurants, clubs, pool halls, gyms, beaches, bars, and of course my favorite --- ladies....lol.

About me and what I like....
I'm 6'5" and 203 pounds, and yes, that is me on my avitar with my wine bottle. You can see that I am not overly shy, I am fit, I am white, and I like wine. I love fine foods and wine, seafood, spicy foods, ethnic foods, and Italian. I am comfortable in my tuxedo, or in my pair of Lucky Brand jeans in a bar tossing back a few shots, and talking shyt with anyone that wants to talk. I like shooting pool (though I suck), dancing (though I suck), going to movies (pretty good at watching...lol), or just being with some friends, or with one special friend.

I am straight, but I do like to get freaky with the right lady (or ladies...lol) at the appropriate time. I have high energy, and I enjoy life.

what else can I tell you?

What can you tell me?

Anyone care to take me by the hand and show me the town?

smiles n hugs

Jeff

[lynette_626]

wtf... is this spam???!!! lol or is he for real???

[scoops]

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well maybe I am and so what

[TallAndUnique]

Ms Lynette....I don't think that I am spam? Nope, I look down and I can touch my fingers, my arms, my feet, my legs, my ummm....nope, Ms Lynette, I am deffinately not spam. Now, why would you think that I am nothing more than spam?
smiles....

[aintnojoke]

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well maybe I am and so what




Throwing a shoe @ Scopps....LMAO

[lynette_626]

Ms Lynette....I don't think that I am spam? Nope, I look down and I can touch my fingers, my arms, my feet, my legs, my ummm....nope, Ms Lynette, I am deffinately not spam. Now, why would you think that I am nothing more than spam?
smiles....


wow! ok! it reads like a single ad.....

anyway..... did you know this was the "social network for people of COLOR"?

i'm just saying... maybe you didn't know... :confused:

[jaila]

now now, yall be nice. aint nothing wrong wit this person wantin to be in the midst of "us".

[que90nek]

i think that he should be as welcomed as any one....

but umm....

when you say "...i am straight, BUT..."


that's confusing.

[Midnight]

Midnite comes in

Look around

*blow noise*

exit

[Brother-Bile]

Cool! We have a token white guy here!

By the way, we will be nice to you as long as you stay a token. We like token white people. They are not threatning. But if more whites come here then we want no more than 3 whites in the same thread. If we see 3 or more whites in the same thread, then we'll start to get nervous and may have to start limiting your access.

Also, from time to time, we might ask you to explain what you are doing in a particular thread. It's not that we are racist. But we are just trying to protect you and our neighborhood. We call that action "HWW" which stands for "Hushing While White" and it should be expected.

Also, if you can put this picture in your signiture, it will help us to know who you are...for your protection.

http://www.dauge.de/images/letter_w.jpg

Thanks and good luck!

[Tastey]

Rtflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ERinger]

CTFU @ Bro Bile. That was too funny! Welcome Unique. Nice Stomach.

[Conjure Woman]

Welcome Unique!! Enjoy the Hush! Brother Bile you sho nuf crazy. :)

[MR REMI RED]

WhOm InViTeD U
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[TallAndUnique]

for the warm welcome and kind words.

Ms Lynette, I was well aware of the make-up of this group....one of the fine ladies in this here group turned me onto this place and suggested that I do some posting cause you were all very nice people. You may also like to know, that my female preference is chocolate, not vanilla.

And Bile, would that "W" go on my forehead or where exactly would I put it?

ERinger...thank you for the welcome and the compliment :-)


So now that I am welcome and the official token W here, does anyone know anything about what to do in that place called Melbourne?

[missbuttabutt]

Not a clue...but welcome:)

Interesting to see what kind of presence you'll bring to the board.

[FoxEMomma]

Hope you got some thick skin (which I'm told that white folks do)

You are gonna need it around here.....

I have no idea where Melbourne, Florida is....

[seductive_tee]

Welcome and enjoy....white or not you like seafood, so you cool in my book.....

[aintnojoke]

Welcome to the Hush.


Brother Bile......LAWD SAVE YOU!!!! CTFU!!

[BLACK SINBAD]

Hope you got some thick skin!
You are gonna need it around here.....

My words exactly.