The Official excuses..

[shtalker]

Thread to why I can't make it to hushnic this year...

[que90nek]

i never go to the hushnic right after a birth in my family....

i'm a Christian...seeking first HIS kingdom...that doesnt include hushnic

[jaila]

im on the bean diet and i dont want to be embarrassed with all the flatulence that im going through ... sorry :D

[tenor1]

No excuses...just not coming.
Don't want to make nobody nervous.

[misha]

I can't come because I got drunk and fell asleep during hush live.....

[que90nek]

not coming cuz tenors excuse makes me nervous

[zuriyahe]

It's too humid in florida.

[jaila]

im not coming cause ques not coming cause tenors excuse made him nervous :D

[aintnojoke]

I'm not coming because Jeb Bush is Govenor and I might get lost like the ballots in 2000.

[jaila]

lmao at aintno

ive having laugh box surgury and wont be healed by then...and i heard it was a lot of laughin at the last one

im scared ill be sleepin on the couch and have to share and somebody will try to take my cookies :upto:

i can't come cause yall might all be white people in disguise

[aintnojoke]

i can't come cause yall might all be white people in disguise



Forget laughin at me.....GIRL IMMA BOUT TO DIE LAUGHIN AT THAT RIGHT THERE!!!

[ERinger]

My mom's using the suitcase that weekend.

[que90nek]

My mom's using the suitcase that weekend.
oh yeah!

that's a good one!

[Pamalicious]

Senate just passed a bill saying we need passports to travel within the country and I'm on the Terrorist List and they won't give me one

[jaila]

PO said i cant leave the state.

[ERinger]

My cellphone company doesn't have any towers in Florida and I can't leave home without it.

[misha]

My pimp says I cannot take off at that time because it's the busy season.

[jaila]

My pimp says I cannot take off at that time because it's the busy season.


LMAO @ misha...good one!

[Melotic]

I thought you said it was in Dallas, this year...

[que90nek]

i've already been to orlando....why should i go back?

[shtalker]

It against my religion, this may be a meeting for a cult!

[seductive_tee]

I used my plane fare to bail Juicey out of jail for rioting in front of the Tyra Banks studio!

[Amazon Stallion]

It's too humid in florida.

Ha! No bullshit.

[Amazon Stallion]

not coming cuz tenors excuse makes me nervous

You ain't lyin.

[Amazon Stallion]

im not coming cause ques not coming cause tenors excuse made him nervous :D

Ha!

*LLS!*

[missbuttabutt]

I think all the lightbulbs in my house will need changing by then...sorry

[que90nek]

I think all the lightbulbs in my house will need changing by then...sorry
whoa...that one is especially crude...


i have to watch porn EVERY night....so...

wait....that's not a good excuse...:upto:

[ramrodque]

What's Hushnic?

[davinci]

1, '03-i had school...see #3

2, '04-S/O...at the time...wasn't having it...

3, '05-money was funny...

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[MR REMI RED]

shit ... i aint get no AZZZ @ the laSt HuSHnIc I GRACEd
:upto:

the HUSH "ThAnG ThAnG" i wanna BONE aint gonna Be ThErE..
:rolleyes:

im going to BUsH GarDeNs that WeeKenD
:cool:

[davinci]

the HUSH "ThAnG ThAnG" i wanna BONE aint gonna Be ThErE..
:rolleyes:
chicks and dudes can use this one