Jacking Kids up at School

[Bedroomeyes]

I just came back from my son's school... And yes.. I literally jacked his ass up in the school!! :beating

This was the scene:

Rec'd a call from the teacher.. My middle son is acting up and in the office.. They want me to speak to him.. I say ok.. Put him on the phone.. Teacher comes back and said " Ms. Bedroomeyes, he won't come to the phone" :confused: ... I say.. " ummm.. He has no choice, TELL him to get on the phone!!" I hear her telling him to get on the phone..He's telling her no.. Then about a minute and a half later he comes on.. I start.. "What the hell is your problem!! Don't let me come up there!!!!! You know what, I'm on my way!! Put the teacher back on the phone! " She comes on.. "He's crying, I've never seen him cry before..." I cut her off.. " I'm on my way!!"

I get in my car.. At the school in 3 mins! Walk in the office.. and say.. "where is he ?!?!" They show me to the conference room, where he's with his teacher, counselor, and principal.. They say.. " Hi Ms. BE" .. I say " Hello..." turn to my son and said.. " let's go" Take him to the boys bathroom, closed the door, and beat his ass!!! :beating :beating :beating

Come out.. Principal is standing at the door.. I tell her.. " He'll behave now!" and I walk out...

I feel kinda bad now, but that lil' nigga know I've been stressed and to say he ain't getting on the phone...... Made me snap!!! :fu

Has anyone ever had to jack their kids up in school??

[Melotic]

Mom laid the smack down at school... Once...:(

[nubianx2]

Haven't had to jack my daughter up at school but have threatened and she does know that I'll follow thru. It's amazing how a jacking up session brings forth a new attitude.

[que90nek]

whew.....

my side hurts...........

i need some water............


lawd....this is funny................gosh....at least u took him in the bathroom....whewwwwww.....now u gonna get a call from social services!!!!!!!! lol.....................

[Bedroomeyes]

Whateva Que! :fu

They know how I do.. I'm on first name basis with that whole school... Hell.. If they didn't want me to handle it.. Then they shouldn't of called!! ;)

[lovely]

Because i work at her school she knows that the pop pops are only around the corner. As soon as she does something wrong she gets to hollaring..dont call my mommy.

My mom used to handle a couple things at my school too.

Brings back some painful memories.:rolleyes:

You funny BE. Thanks for the much needed laugh:D

[mystkev]

Damn, I've never been jacked up at school, but have seen fellow classmates get jacked up by their parents. I felt really bad for them, but they were some bad ass kids.

[dulce]

Hey BE - I haven't had to do the "jack-you-up-at-school" thing... but I understand! He said "No"? That's all the reason you need...years back I had to tag my son's little ass in Target & Safeway...but two good public jackings and the damn showing out ceased, b'lieve that!


what was a trip is that one time an older Black couple saw us and said "Better you do it now than the police later..."

[Juicey1]

I had a good laugh off that one.

No, I have never had to go and jack my kids up at school. My mom never had to do it to us either. My mom always told us to never do anything to embarrass her at the school. Thats all she had to say, we knew better because we knew she would tear our tails up!

[mack_black]

Dang..this brings back some really bad memories......my mom came to school to beat my ass....

in the first grade I had a l'il girlfriend and we used to hang out all the time...she was a real bad ass...she taught me how to steal candy from the store....we would have bags of candy..Lemonheads, fish, mike and ikes, all kinds of chocolate, and the bubblegum that came with the funky hod-rod trading cards....to name a few delectibles...

unbeknownst to me was that the store I regularly stole from had an owner who knew my moms personally.....

They fucking set my dumb ass up....
me and ole girlfriend get the candy and go to school....its early and we're in the playground before school starts...I'm cool because I have CANDY...at 6 years old everybody loves ya when ya have candy...

next thing I know I'm getting pulled by the collar..everyone is running away from me...I get slammed down on the ground and see that.....ITS MY MOTHER...:eek: that was way too much shock...but the real kicker is that she had a strip of Orange Hot Wheel track and she's slamming me with this thing......and its hurting....but not as hurt as my damned pride...shit I was the CANDYMAN :rolleyes:

the funny thing is no one ever laughed about it..everyone was scared of my mom, and my l'il theiving girl friend dropped me like a hot potatoe.......she would never. ever talk to me either..if I came her way she would walk the other way....guess she was scared that my moms was gonna get her too.......

oh yeah...after I got home that evening My mother told me she was gonna tell my Pops.....which really made me scared......
and when she did...I got a second ass-whipping that hurt 5X more than the whipping she gave me :eek: I learned one valuable lesson --> when ya do bad, do bad by ya dayum self and take no prisoners...kill everybody :D

[Juicey1]

Originally posted by mack_black+

..but the real kicker is that she had a strip of Orange Hot Wheel track and she's slamming me with this thing......and its hurting....but not as hurt as my damned pride...


Awww hell naw, not the orange Hot Wheel Track!!! Those bad boys hurt like hell.

[Versatile]

I never had to do it but in that situation, I would have done exactly what you did. He started the problem at school and I would have finished it at school. If more keeblers would do the same to their damn keeblets, it would be less school shootings. But get this, I was at a car dealership today and this woman and her child was in the kids play room. I thought I heard the woman tell her daughter, "go hit her" the little girl, about two, said, "huh". And she said in a lower tone, "go hit her." So the little girl proceeds towards me cautiouslly and holds up and hand. Just as she is about to swing, I jump back and say "RAHHH!!" Now the kid is screaming in histerics and the mother, ask me what the hell is my problem. WTF?? I told that fool in a nice and nasty way, that she had better turn Casper and ghost the hell up out of my face because I heard her tell her daughter to hit me. WTH is wrong with these mothers today?

[djackso]

That's old school! Do what you gotta do to keep them on the right track. I hope you didn't whip him in the boys bathroom.

[seductive_tee]

My mother never had to come to school on me, but my sister Nikki, that is a whole nother story. Think she had to do a few trips on her.

My daughter, not me but her father did and i was trying to getthere before him.....lol...not one call since, except for today...health reasons though.

My son...yes!

BE...you did right....

Mack...your mother sound like my sister...ALL the kids in her neighborhood scared of her and refuse to go to her door to ask for my nephew.

[Bedroomeyes]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by djackso+
I hope you didn't whip him in the boys bathroom. [/QUOTE



I sure did!! Better than the girl's bathroom... :p

I've calmed down since then.. We're gonna have a long talk when he gets home...

[OhSoPrecious]

I am not looking forward to that day. . when I have to go to school and whip my daughter's ass~!! :rolleyes: Lord, I hope that day never comes. . .

[Qjai]

Originally posted by que90nek+
....whewwwwww.....now u gonna get a call from social services!!!!!!!! lol.....................

Thats what I was thinking. I always take care of my beat downs at home (white folks would have me locked up before the ass cooled) :D ;)

[D2daO2da]

I wouldn't feel bad about it. Kids try to test you all the time. My nephew was doing real bad in school. He lives with my mother so I would tell him a week before that I was gonna kick his ass. That was worse because he had a scheduled beating. He knew it was coming. He basically gt kicked out of public school because he is too old for the system.. 17 in the 9th grade. His truancy led him to getting the smackdown real bad in NOV. I gave up, he has since been in a GED program and is willingly looking at a career in the military. All Praises due to GOD. Hey if a kid wanna test you.. Send them to another country for a year.. they'll be good after that..
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[adaya]

My mom never had to come regulate, but this brought back a memory about one of my classmates. He was having a generally bad day, so when the teacher asked him something, he gave a smart-assed answer. The teacher said something else, he "talked back" again. They went back & forth a couple more times until he back-talked himself into a spanking:beating :beating(I'm old school ya'll; this was when teachers could still spank you with their own homemade paddles as long as they had a witness! this was 6th grade). So, he took the boy into the hallway, got a witness, paddled him. Of course, in the classroom we could hear everything going on. The boy starts crying 'cause it hurts, then he gets mad, start's screamin' "Imma tell my mama, I ain't lyin'!!" and he wasn't. he lived about a block from school, so he stormed off, left campus, walked home and told his mother. He came back w/moms about 10-15 minutes later, feeling like he has big backup now, and called the teacher back into the hallway. Not five minutes later, Moms is whipping his ass again, a much worse ass whipping than the teacher could ever give! and when she made him go back in the classroom, his friends teased him to no end!!!

Whew! I apologize for the length, but ya'll brought back a memory. It was soo funny at the time.......

[lightandlovely1]

I only had to leave work for one of my kids once. I didn't beat her at the school, instead I figured I needed to calm down so I took her home. Told her that every kid needed to have at least one beating that they never forgot. I proceeded to give her that one - lol! Tore that tail from one end of the apartment to the other. Never got another call from any teacher for her.