Pamalicious
09-12-2005, 04:30 PM
I love my town!
1) If you don’t like CRUNK music bring some CD’s and don’t turn on the radio.
2) They call it the Big Chicken because it’s big… Don’t ask any further questions because we know not the answer.
3) We don’t know where Usher lives…nor do we really care. He’s not a true Atlien.
4) Sean Paul (YoungBloodz) is T.I. without the fame. He may not be the King of the South but he’s respected just the same.
5) D.J. Clue doesn’t run the mix tape game here…Understand that you’re in D.J. Jelly (and M.C. Assault) territory. Respect it or die.
6) Yes, We wear Reebok Classic as well as flip-flops with socks. Y’all wear those timbs w/socks and we try to ignore that…We expect the same.
7) Contrary to belief…it rains quite often here.
8) If you get lost by a map. We don’t know street names.
9) Distance is measured in minutes not miles. “Don’t be surprised if you hear that “Downtown is 10 minutes from here, and the airport is 15 minutes from here” If you want to know how far something is in miles use mapquest.
10) Yes, we are aware of how many Waffle Houses are on each street. Look in the windows and see how packed they are. Others are aware of it as well.
11) We hate Frank Ski (V-103) just as much as you do. Why he’s still on the air is beyond our reckoning.
12) It’s understood that you are to travel 20 miles per hour faster than the speed limit on all Interstates through our city. If you see people passing you on the right please keep getting over into the next right lane until no one is passing you or until you run up on the shoulder (of the road).
13) If you’re a straight male…Don’t be enticed into going to “THE BULLDOG”. ( I will not explain this any further…just heed my word)
14) I-285 is a big circle. If you miss your exit don’t worry because if you drive another 63 miles you’ll see it again.
15) If you are coming as a tourist. Stay Downtown!!!! Do not confuse Bankhead with Buckhead. You’ll be shocked, scared and surprised all at once.
16) If you get lost…ask a cab driver how to get to the interstate. No one knows street names not even the police. Mapquest is there fore a reason.
17) If you hear what appears to be a siren…Wait till they (police, fire truck, or ambulance) pass and get right behind them. Doing this will save you 10-20 minutes in rush hour traffic.
18) Rules for a four way stop…. The car with the shiniest rims or loudest radio goes first. Simple as that.
19) Homeless people can no longer ask you for money. Therefore if they see anything of value on your person be prepared to chase them down.
20) Yeah, we know about the dude that shot up the court house…did I mention that Church’s Chicken kills more people per year?
21) No that is not a Caprice SUV…those are called “twinny-sixes”…
22) If someone hit’s your car and it’s still drivable…keep going. We don’t have insurance.
1) If you don’t like CRUNK music bring some CD’s and don’t turn on the radio.
2) They call it the Big Chicken because it’s big… Don’t ask any further questions because we know not the answer.
3) We don’t know where Usher lives…nor do we really care. He’s not a true Atlien.
4) Sean Paul (YoungBloodz) is T.I. without the fame. He may not be the King of the South but he’s respected just the same.
5) D.J. Clue doesn’t run the mix tape game here…Understand that you’re in D.J. Jelly (and M.C. Assault) territory. Respect it or die.
6) Yes, We wear Reebok Classic as well as flip-flops with socks. Y’all wear those timbs w/socks and we try to ignore that…We expect the same.
7) Contrary to belief…it rains quite often here.
8) If you get lost by a map. We don’t know street names.
9) Distance is measured in minutes not miles. “Don’t be surprised if you hear that “Downtown is 10 minutes from here, and the airport is 15 minutes from here” If you want to know how far something is in miles use mapquest.
10) Yes, we are aware of how many Waffle Houses are on each street. Look in the windows and see how packed they are. Others are aware of it as well.
11) We hate Frank Ski (V-103) just as much as you do. Why he’s still on the air is beyond our reckoning.
12) It’s understood that you are to travel 20 miles per hour faster than the speed limit on all Interstates through our city. If you see people passing you on the right please keep getting over into the next right lane until no one is passing you or until you run up on the shoulder (of the road).
13) If you’re a straight male…Don’t be enticed into going to “THE BULLDOG”. ( I will not explain this any further…just heed my word)
14) I-285 is a big circle. If you miss your exit don’t worry because if you drive another 63 miles you’ll see it again.
15) If you are coming as a tourist. Stay Downtown!!!! Do not confuse Bankhead with Buckhead. You’ll be shocked, scared and surprised all at once.
16) If you get lost…ask a cab driver how to get to the interstate. No one knows street names not even the police. Mapquest is there fore a reason.
17) If you hear what appears to be a siren…Wait till they (police, fire truck, or ambulance) pass and get right behind them. Doing this will save you 10-20 minutes in rush hour traffic.
18) Rules for a four way stop…. The car with the shiniest rims or loudest radio goes first. Simple as that.
19) Homeless people can no longer ask you for money. Therefore if they see anything of value on your person be prepared to chase them down.
20) Yeah, we know about the dude that shot up the court house…did I mention that Church’s Chicken kills more people per year?
21) No that is not a Caprice SUV…those are called “twinny-sixes”…
22) If someone hit’s your car and it’s still drivable…keep going. We don’t have insurance.