why you take so long?

[HulaSista]

Lets talk about brothas that take they SWEET ASS TIME and you are on a time limit......

you get there at 1am....wanna be home by 4am....so you can wake up at 8am and do your thang.....and they sit and talk for the longest times......

THEN

at 3am......they talkin about: I'm go take a shower, you wanna join me?

MUTHAFUCKA! YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN A SHOWER BEfoooooooooore I SHOWED UP.......i'm going home.........

and they be acting like "i don't like to rush thangs"

I be like

RUSH? negro, I gots tah go. you gettin bitch like with yo shit. I ain't got time for this talkin shit. we could have talked on the phone. I came to hit it and quit it and if I have time, stop by taco bell on the way home to get me a nacho bell grande !

do any sistas feel me?

[Bedroomeyes]

Hula you are a trip!!!

I don't mind talking for about 30-40 mins.. But not for two hours!! I feel ya.. I would have to bounce... Especially if it's on a school night!!

:beating

[mack_black]

Sounds like somebody didnt get what they was lookin for :(
thats what happens when ya deal with half ass negros....

see....the minute you stepped in the crib....Id have been in my black silk robe, all bucky nekkid underneath..waiting to see how fast you could make the nature rise :D

after that...the only talking would be those sometimes unintelligible sounds that come from total pleasure....besides the standard "Whose Pussy is This" line.... :D

[misha]

Hula, you are killing me girl!!!!

Sometimes, a woman just wants to get to it, you know?

[mystkev]

My regular booty call is like that, it goes the same way each and every time. He'll ask if I want him to come get me and it'll be 7pm on a weeknight, won't pick me up until 9pm. Then he stops at about 3 different stores along the way, we get to his apt, he'll go into another room to smoke weed (since I don't like the smell) for about 10-15mins, then he decides he needs to take a shower. Then he'll say "why are your clothes still on?" and he always wonders why I am not really in the mood.

Now he only sees me if I have extra time for all that shit.

[Toffee]

I hear ya girl... Just trying to get your freak on inbetween business.

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by mack_black+

see....the minute you stepped in the crib....Id have been in my black silk robe, all bucky nekkid underneath..waiting to see how fast you could make the nature rise :D

now see that is what i'm talkin about......THE MINUTE (not 10 hours) but THE MINUTE ya walk into the crib......:beer

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by mystkev+
My regular booty call is like that, it goes the same way each and every time. He'll ask if I want him to come get me and it'll be 7pm on a weeknight, won't pick me up until 9pm. Then he stops at about 3 different stores along the way, we get to his apt, he'll go into another room to smoke weed (since I don't like the smell) for about 10-15mins, then he decides he needs to take a shower. Then he'll say "why are your clothes still on?" and he always wonders why I am not really in the mood.

Now he only sees me if I have extra time for all that shit.

ya see mystkev........he coulda hit that when he rang the door bell and left and been home at 9:30! :D

[HulaSista]

ya'll......i remember this one dude.......cool brotha and all..but HOT DAMN.......

excerpt from our conversation........

do i really have to watch you play your flight simulator software on your computer? NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOW MANY AUDI'S YOU DONE HAD.........where they at now anyways? Que pasa mufasa..........when are we go fuck? when? after you introduce me to your dog? Are you for real? yeah, i see your model airplane collection...yes i promise not to knock them over in the throws of sex (why they so close to the a damn bed anyways)...huh? are you for real? you been to vegas THAT many times? well when we going? oh we ain't....okay....well....uh.....i got a 6am hair appointment, and really can't stay.......what? oh....you been to new orleans to...AND YOU GOT PICTURES TOO? ohhhhhhh geez........you got matching home videos and postcards to go with it? well.....uh.......my dog (i ain't got a dog) didn't get his meal and he's hungry....OH BRING HIM WITH ME THE NEXT TIME........uh........kay.....yeah.......uhhhhhhh. .....okay.......you do that........while you take that shower, uh, i'm going home......no i ain't got 10 minutes, negro, its been 3 hours already.......

[seductive_tee]

Originally posted by mack_black+
see....the minute you stepped in the crib....Id have been in my black silk robe, all bucky nekkid underneath..waiting to see how fast you could make the nature rise :D

You go Mack Daddy!;)

[djackso]

Don't hurt'em Hula!

[que90nek]

hmmm...

let's trade off...
we'll cut out the PRE Play...if u cut out the after PLAY....the cuddlin and the talking....how bout if we just leave!
dicks still drippin....

[Brightness]

I've been so far out the loop on that type of booty call thing it's not funny. . .It does remind me of my younger years though. I always like to be on the controlling end so I'd drop by and just as quickly rollout when things were over.

I want to tell myself it's progress that I ain't down for that kind of interaction anymore. . .lol

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by que90nek+
hmmm...

let's trade off...
we'll cut out the PRE Play...if u cut out the after PLAY....the cuddlin and the talking....how bout if we just leave!
dicks still drippin....

okay...fine.:hammer

[SoftNwet]

Originally posted by que90nek+
hmmm...

let's trade off...
we'll cut out the PRE Play...if u cut out the after PLAY....the cuddlin and the talking....how bout if we just leave!
dicks still drippin....

I'll give you a paper towel so you won't drip on the rug but yeah........git to stepping!!!!!!

[davinci]

butt naked at the door!!!!!!!!!!

[knowledge7]

Some of ya'lll sistahs do the same thing though.. waiting till the last minute..

[FAMU]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by HulaSista+
[B]you get there at 1am....wanna be home by 4am....so you can wake up at 8am and do your thang.....and they sit and talk for the longest times.....[QUOTE][I]

Man, if you were to arrive to my house at 1am I would have you out by atleast 1:30-1:40am and that would include some cuddle time. At that time of the morning it only takes about 20 min. to do what you got to do. Anything else is uncivilized.

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by Mr. Famu+
Anything else is uncivilized.

lol...you feel me???????

if i want some long distance dick, you will know this waaaaaaay ahead of time! :D

[HulaSista]

do i really have to watch you play your flight simulator software on your computer? NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOW MANY AUDI'S YOU DONE HAD.........where they at now anyways? Que pasa mufasa..........when are we go fuck? when? after you introduce me to your dog? Are you for real? yeah, i see your model airplane collection...yes i promise not to knock them over in the throws of sex (why they so close to the a damn bed anyways)...huh? are you for real? you been to vegas THAT many times? well when we going? oh we ain't....okay....well....uh.....i got a 6am hair appointment, and really can't stay.......what? oh....you been to new orleans to...AND YOU GOT PICTURES TOO? ohhhhhhh geez........you got matching home videos and postcards to go with it? well.....uh.......my dog (i ain't got a dog) didn't get his meal and he's hungry....OH BRING HIM WITH ME THE NEXT TIME........uh........kay.....yeah.......uhhhhhhh. .....okay.......you do that........while you take that shower, uh, i'm going home......no i ain't got 10 minutes, negro, its been 3 hours already.......

old dude just called a coupla weeks ago... i am NOT tempted to call him back :beating

[Deelicious]

Originally posted by HulaSista+
Lets talk about brothas that take they SWEET ASS TIME and you are on a time limit......

you get there at 1am....wanna be home by 4am....so you can wake up at 8am and do your thang.....and they sit and talk for the longest times......

THEN

at 3am......they talkin about: I'm go take a shower, you wanna join me?

MUTHAFUCKA! YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN A SHOWER BEfoooooooooore I SHOWED UP.......i'm going home.........

and they be acting like "i don't like to rush thangs"

I be like

RUSH? negro, I gots tah go. you gettin bitch like with yo shit. I ain't got time for this talkin shit. we could have talked on the phone. I came to hit it and quit it and if I have time, stop by taco bell on the way home to get me a nacho bell grande !

do any sistas feel me?


I feel you a little on this, but not fully... how come you didn't just go over to him in the middle of his sentence (or whatever he was doing) and straddle his ass, tell him to be quiet and start kissing him while you feeling on his dick to let him KNOW what you want.

Sistas... we sometimes gotta just go straight for what we want instead of waiting for the non-hint taking brothas to make a move.

[que90nek]

:beer

i am que
non hint takin brother
that doesnt want to ever be
told NO...doesnt want to
ever impose......

[HulaSista]

good question, and you know, when it happens to you the first time... like... when you realize the conversations has been going on for TOO long... you start thinking in slow motion... like... 'am i really here? does he really talk THAT much? i can't believe that i am not de-dressed yet!" lol ... but NOW... oh... lol... i wish someone would "talk to much"... :upto:

[HulaSista]

lol que you silly

[que90nek]

i should add...

i am que
that has
never been rejected.

[misha]

The last time I went through this, it was so cute....he had his room looking all romantic and stuff, next thing I know, dude pulled out a movie and put it on..LOL

I watched it for a while, then I told him I didn't wanna watch it any more and cuddled up to him. He was like, really?:) It was like he was gauging the evening on what I wanted, he needed for me to make it known that I wanted him.

Once he understood that, it was on, whew lawd it was on!

[HulaSista]

Originally posted by HulaSista
old dude just called a coupla weeks ago... i am NOT tempted to call him back :beating

i just spoke to this dude a little while ago...

[misha]

The way things have been over the last couple of weeks, I'd roll with the "Talk too much" brotha!

Dude from my earlier post called me about a month ago and I put him off....still tripping over the still boyfriend at the time, now he and I are through and dude is back with his ex girlfriend...damn! He was like, "Come on over, we'll watch a movie." Another movie? Ahhh damn!!!!!