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HulaSista
08-10-2005, 09:11 AM
Hula can't read! :beating














(Let the hushnic inside jokes BEGIN)
SeaDuceme2
08-10-2005, 09:13 AM
:D :cry: :D


Its ok Hula, lot of folks can't read, That's why there is Project Literacy!
zuriyahe
08-10-2005, 09:15 AM
Everybody...STAND BACK.

*cracking knuckles*

This is my specialty...


Naw. I am going to behave.
HulaSista
08-10-2005, 09:15 AM
:D :cry: :D


Its ok Hula, lot of folks can't read, That's why there is Project Literacy!

I'm going down to my local library TODAY and signing up!
zuriyahe
08-10-2005, 09:20 AM
Sike!

Ok. I have the following programs to help you:

First, we start with Mr T (he's a good teacher...and much respected. uh...don't disrespect him. Believe me when I tell you this...):.

http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/mr_t.jpg

Then move on to here

http://save-on-phonics.com/images/phonics.gif

And remember:

http://www.hop.com/MEDIA/ProductCatalog/m240028_HOPMR_Trusted-name_Metal_LL.gif
HulaSista
08-10-2005, 09:21 AM
zuri... why do you try so hard to get on the inside of a joke you are not in on?
zuriyahe
08-10-2005, 09:23 AM
zuri... why do you try so hard to get on the inside of a joke you are not in on?


I don't have to be on the inside.

Are you angry? Because I was just joking with ya.
seductive_tee
08-10-2005, 09:34 AM
Hula, i know you not talking......i've never been able to read!
HulaSista
08-10-2005, 09:35 AM
I don't have to be on the inside.

Are you angry? Because I was just joking with ya.


no i'm not angry, just wondering why cause your post is corny
que90nek
08-10-2005, 09:40 AM
zuri... why do you try so hard to get on the inside of a joke you are not in on?
some people don't understand the theory of the wise old owl...

a wise old owl
sat on an oak
the more the owl saw
the less the owl spoke
the less the owl spoke
the more the owl heard
why can't we be like
that old bird
zuriyahe
08-10-2005, 09:44 AM
no i'm not angry, just wondering why cause your post is corny


Come on Hula. I am corny. That's my MO. Most of my posts this morning are corny. I am in an extra corny mood. Well, I don't want to generate any conflict...so I'll delete my post in this thread if you want me to. Just give the word.
zuriyahe
08-10-2005, 09:51 AM
some people don't understand the theory of the wise old owl...

a wise old owl
sat on an oak
the more the owl saw
the less the owl spoke
the less the owl spoke
the more the owl heard
why can't we be like
that old bird

And you, Que, don't understand the 'theory' of the scorpion and the turtle. Allow me to educate you:


A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carry him on his back across a river. "Are you mad?" exclaimed the turtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown."

"My dear turtle," laughed the scorpion, "if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?"

"You're right!" cried the turtle. "Hop on!" The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle resignedly said:

"Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no logic in your stinging me. Why did you do it?"

"It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion sadly replied. "It's just my character."


Any questions? Really.