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que90nek
12-31-2001, 09:05 AM
If you had to pick a fruit to have sex with.....which would u choose?
Tastey
12-31-2001, 02:29 PM
Is a cucumber a fruit? LOL :p
Brightness
12-31-2001, 02:33 PM
It would be a tie between a banana and a strawberry.
Banana for obvious reasons and strawberry because the textures and shape offer good stimulation. . .I say that like I know what I'm talking about :D
seductive_tee
01-01-2002, 07:14 AM
None...all the fruits i like are either too big :D or too small! :(
que90nek
01-01-2002, 10:35 AM
or vegetable.
i pick...a watermelon!!!!!!!!
OhSoPrecious
01-01-2002, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Tastey+
Is a cucumber a fruit? LOL :p
LOL. . . Girl, I was thinking the same thing~!!! :upto: They come in some interesting sizes~!!! :eek:
Bedroomeyes
01-01-2002, 07:29 PM
a vegetable - cucumber
a fruit - banana
ThickBodyHottie
01-02-2002, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by que90nek+
If you had to pick a fruit to have sex with.....which would u choose?
probably jesse martin...i heard he swung from left field, but he still be fine...
HulaSista
01-02-2002, 12:51 PM
Juicy orange…
Take it into my hand
Fondle it……..rub it between my hands……make it firm and draw all the juices ready for my lips
Stroke the skin….back……..
Peel …. Sweet…..nectar….strong and sensitive in my mouth
Sucking harder and harder and harder…..
Til the juices explode……filling my mouth, running down my chin……sticky in my hands…..cleaving to my breast……
Just one juicy orange
Brightness
01-02-2002, 03:36 PM
Where are the rest of the men with some answers?
Give the sisters some new ideas for the trick bag.
Originally posted by que90nek+
or vegetable.
i pick...a watermelon!!!!!!!!
sistuhchey
01-03-2002, 04:00 AM
I'll never be able eat a orange again...without thinking of you.....but they can be a juicy mess.....:D :D
dulce
01-03-2002, 08:22 AM
;) Hulasis, I'm on my way to get an orange right now!
HulaSista
01-03-2002, 11:08 AM
p.s. i've read temple oranges works best, yet, i ain't seen them in the stores! lmao :D
mack_black
01-03-2002, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by HulaSista+
Juicy orange…
Take it into my hand
Fondle it……..rub it between my hands……make it firm and draw all the juices ready for my lips
Stroke the skin….back……..
Peel …. Sweet…..nectar….strong and sensitive in my mouth
Sucking harder and harder and harder…..
Til the juices explode……filling my mouth, running down my chin……sticky in my hands…..cleaving to my breast……
Just one juicy orange
DANG Hula.....
I think I'd really enjoy watching you eat an orange...ID just sit back with a double shot of remy-martin and hope my eyes woouldnt bug outta my head.... :D
OhSoPrecious
01-04-2002, 08:05 PM
And, I got a box of navel oranges left (probably just as good as temple) that were shipped from Florida for Christmas~!! :upto: :evil:
seductive_tee
01-05-2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by que90nek+
i pick...a watermelon!!!!!!!!
WTH!!!!:eek: :eek:
Pamalicious
04-17-2004, 05:01 PM
Yellow Crookneck Squash, lol is my choice
ice-c
04-17-2004, 05:16 PM
hey, pam....
do u see how we were back in the day...
it's a trip aint it?
Pamalicious
04-17-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by ice-c
hey, pam....
do u see how we were back in the day...
it's a trip aint it?
yea I'm quite enjoying my saturday evening hush, lol lol Just waiting for Bro to get here and for Chris Rock to come on, lol
Andre98
04-21-2004, 04:07 PM
I can't believe I missed this first go 'round. I'd have to go with an orange... in fact, a tangerine. After I make a slit in it, just enough to get my tongue up in there, then with a little coaxing, squeezing, cupping my hands all the way around and up under the round shape, caressing the skin, I can drink of the nectar that spills out onto my tongue for as long as I can stand it, until it has no more to give.
Juicey1
04-22-2004, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by Andre98
I can't believe I missed this first go 'round. I'd have to go with an orange... in fact, a tangerine. After I make a slit in it, just enough to get my tongue up in there, then with a little coaxing, squeezing, cupping my hands all the way around and up under the round shape, caressing the skin, I can drink of the nectar that spills out onto my tongue for as long as I can stand it, until it has no more to give.
Well damn.....He did it again. He made sexing a fruit sound so sensual, romantic, sexy, erotic......etc ***sigh***
ice-c
04-22-2004, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Andre98
I can't believe I missed this first go 'round. I'd have to go with an orange... in fact, a tangerine. After I make a slit in it, just enough to get my tongue up in there, then with a little coaxing, squeezing, cupping my hands all the way around and up under the round shape, caressing the skin, I can drink of the nectar that spills out onto my tongue for as long as I can stand it, until it has no more to give.
dre, you be crackin me up.
ramrodque
04-22-2004, 08:17 AM
You will definitely open a brotha's brain up!! LOL!!
MR REMI RED
04-24-2004, 11:04 AM
a RUBY RED GRAPEFRUIT....
its lease its FIRM! and still pink on the inside......:upto:
Andre98
04-26-2004, 05:01 PM
That tartness is an acquired taste, not for the amateurs, and there is considerably more heft to it in you hands.
And Juicey, honey you got the right nickname for this thread!
D2daO2da
04-28-2004, 08:41 PM
apple Pie for me,
that cat from that movie American Pie made it look tempting. Then I would want a young lady to lick it off...
Dizzle
Juicey1
04-29-2004, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by D2daO2da
apple Pie for me,
that cat from that movie American Pie made it look tempting. Then I would want a young lady to lick it off...
Dizzle
Hey honey, its nice to see you dropped in. You haven't been around in a long time:)
D2daO2da
04-29-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Juicey1
Hey honey, its nice to see you dropped in. You haven't been around in a long time:)
I know I been consumed with business. I have a few hours befor my kids show up so I can make the best of it. Now if they can give my SITE some DSL I'll really be happy.
Dizzle
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