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knowledge7
12-17-2001, 11:48 AM
Tell me Why, I was watching this porno that a friend bought, he said that it was a flick from Germany.. so I popped the thing thinking I was going to see some ol.....germany woman in some soggy drawls or something.....but when the joint started playing.. thye dude was smacking it from the back, so with every stroke....the woman farted.. (no ...not queffing) she farted.. but the dude tred his best not to laugh or to make it seem as thoguh she did.. ....SOOoooo after like the 7th time farting.. he got up and covered his nose... then left..

I laughed so hard that I was crying..

I just had to share that with ya'll..... :D
Toffee
12-17-2001, 02:29 PM
Oh that is off the chain... Poor dude.
misha
12-17-2001, 04:07 PM
Oh God No!!!!!:blah:
knowledge7
12-19-2001, 10:44 AM
My thoughts exactly
Brightness
12-19-2001, 10:51 AM
What is queffing? :confused:

Originally posted by knowledge7
dude was smacking it from the back, so with every stroke....the woman farted.. (no ...not queffing) she farted..
RaiOfSunshine
12-19-2001, 05:37 PM
That is some crazy shock humor if I ever heard of any!
RaiOfSunshine
12-19-2001, 05:39 PM
Oh, yeah, queffing is when your coochie is making weird (flatuent) sounds when a man is hitting hard. (I think)
D2daO2da
12-19-2001, 08:08 PM
Yall got to help a brother out..

I though women didn't fart.

Besides my sons mother..
Do women fart.. I was told yall POOT.

Poot that is over 10mph = Fart
If you can hear the poot = Fart
If your hand gets hot when you are playing with her = FART
D
:beer
knowledge7
12-20-2001, 03:10 AM
Rai was right......you don't know that the nana farted sometimes.. you need to get that man locked on girl
SoftNwet
12-20-2001, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by Brightness+
What is queffing? :confused:



I always heard it called "quaiffing" that is when the air gets in the coochie and comes out with a farting sound. But there is not smell in the quaif because it is generated in the coochie and not the bootie!!
Brightness
12-20-2001, 05:12 PM
I have experienced this before. . .I just didn't know there was a term applied to it.

Another question, fellas is this a good thing when this happens or does it make you want to burst out laughing?
RaiOfSunshine
12-22-2001, 08:59 AM
Oh, good, I got it right.