Juicey1
12-12-2001, 06:02 AM
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting
ready for his annual trip...but there were
problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not produce the toys as fast as
the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was
coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went
to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of
the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the
ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house
for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he found the
elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing
to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice
had eaten the straw it was made from. Just
then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on
his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel
with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said:
"Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?"
And that my friend, is how the little angel came
to be on top of the Christmas tree.
ready for his annual trip...but there were
problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not produce the toys as fast as
the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was
coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went
to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of
the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the
ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house
for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he found the
elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing
to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice
had eaten the straw it was made from. Just
then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on
his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel
with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said:
"Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?"
And that my friend, is how the little angel came
to be on top of the Christmas tree.