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lasttry
12-04-2001, 10:19 PM
i went to the store last night to get some epsom salts so i could soak in the tub after straining my back, etc. on the court...

the cashier says "aw, you're sore?

i said "yeah a little bit"

then i looked her over and under my breath i said

i could still work your ass out though

then after i mumbled some other similar stuff
i thought why did i say that? like a reflex action..

so does this mean i'm a dog, pervert or an average man

misha
12-04-2001, 10:58 PM
Well, if you had thought it, I would say average man.

Since you thought it and said it, well, I think that puts you in the dog category.

If you had thought it, said it, and made an obscene gesture to back it up, then I would say pervert.

Hope that answers you question. *snicker*

SoftNwet
12-05-2001, 05:17 AM
because he did not say it loud enough for her to hear. The dog would have said it out loud and then tried to get the didgits to act on his preverted thoughts!!

CD
12-05-2001, 05:57 AM
An't nuthin wrong with you boya. That shit is innate. Contrary to what they want you to believe, you got to understand woman were put on earth for you. It is your divine right to move on any woman you choose. Soooooo you are just the average man, and if you didn't think those thoughts I'd say something was wrong with ya boya.....:D

The perverted dog syndrome is a concept that woman developed. It don't have any place in a mans vocabulary. A mad dog on the loose, A hungry dog, A lame dog, A tired ass dog......maybe, but not a perverted dog my brother....

HulaSista
12-05-2001, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by CD+
It is your divine right to move on any woman you choose.


why is the use of the words move and any and choose so funny to me? :p

Bedroomeyes
12-05-2001, 07:47 PM
I was thinking the same thing Hula!! :D

And don't forget the phrase.. " Put on earth for you" :rolleyes: :D :cry: :D

Reesecup1
12-05-2001, 09:31 PM
It's like an ego-booster for a man to say what he will do and what he will work, but if the chick knows what she is doing, then he will be the one getting worked.

You are a dog.

CD
12-06-2001, 06:41 AM
What's so funny?????

Hey Reesecup!

Phuck what comes outta a nigga's mouth, it's what he does that makes the difference.

Boys like to pop shit, but a man will do....:rolleyes:

Admin
12-06-2001, 07:17 AM
Nigga Please, ain't shyt wrong wiff yo ass! STOP! thinking you did the wrong thing or thoguht the wrong thought:D

We (MEN) do it all the time. ALL DAY LONG!!!

At the club
At the Bar
At the job
In the grocery store
At the mall
On the freeway driving.....

It's a DICK THANG!!
Holla:cool:

djackso
12-06-2001, 07:32 AM
Men think about women & sex about 20 minutes out of every hour. What I want to know is why didn't you try to get with her? Women love to be hunted. You are the average man.

Admin
12-06-2001, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by djackso+
What I want to know is why didn't you try to get with her? Women love to be hunted. You are the average man.

Yeah, why didn't you?? HushFam members wanna know!

Holla:cool:

lasttry
12-06-2001, 10:52 AM
alright that's what i thought anyway... i can't help doing that and neither can most brothas.....

as for the woman.... she wasn't really my type and i was just talking shit to myself...but you never know

que90nek
12-06-2001, 11:09 AM
what bothered me about your averageness....was that u muttered under your breath...u shouldnt do that too often...ok, lasttry?

do u talk to yourself on a regular?

HulaSista
12-06-2001, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by CD+
What's so funny?????


as if you don't know! LOL......boy...i tell ya... :p

how quietly chauvenism sleeps now a days!!! ;) (hint hint: startin shit... :upto: )

Vronni
12-06-2001, 01:09 PM
she wasn't really my type and i was just talking shit to myself...but you never know

That doesn't sound like sincere interest.If she wasn't your type,what is there to know? :confused: :confused: :confused:

lasttry
12-06-2001, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Vronni+


That doesn't sound like sincere interest.If she wasn't your type,what is there to know? :confused: :confused: :confused: [/B]

probably nothing more...but that doesn't mean, that i or we shouldn't keep an open mind.

OhSoPrecious
12-07-2001, 07:32 PM
Did the Epsom Salt work~?? :rolleyes: I would say you're average. . and ain't nothing wrong with that~!!! :hearts:

lasttry
12-08-2001, 08:10 AM
yeah, the epsom salts work.... it always does

scoops
09-26-2003, 05:22 PM
average man, I cant tell you how many times Ive been in a similiar situation.