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Pamalicious
02-03-2005, 10:23 AM
When's the last time you've had one? I mean it either ain't working, ain't working on you, looked good in the house but outside YIKES!, you thought it still fit but uh...


I'm asking cause I'm having one today, lol lol

Two words: Courdroy Pants!


They looked so cute and it looked halfway decent in the mirror. They aren't tight or anything but maybe that's the problem. I went from pants to coulottes in one walk down the hallway! These bad boys are rising and bunching in between my legs, lol lol DAMN DAMN DAMN! and they looked so nice with this burnished brown sweater, lol

I'll have to retire these bad boys....

mystkev
02-03-2005, 10:53 AM
LOL. I know I've had some bad moments unfortunately I cannot think of any off the top of my head.

Probably something have to do with my breasts being squeezed and looking smushed. That happens a lot.

Pamalicious
02-03-2005, 10:55 AM
LOL. I know I've had some bad moments unfortunately I cannot think of any off the top of my head.

Probably something have to do with my breasts being squeezed and looking smushed. That happens a lot.


Yea that has happen to me as well.

I left off the fact that what I thought were BROWN trouser socks were PLUM!! So I got on tan plans, a brown sweater and PLUM trouser socks with Brown Shoes, lol lol

I just wanna GO HOME!

Brightness
02-03-2005, 11:00 AM
I've adapted the rule of trying something on before I intend to wear it, kinda like a "test run".

I've been a victim of something looking good on the hanger and then with it's in motion, it looks a "mucking fess".

The only things I can think of that's had to be close to a disaster is wearing some shoes that haven't been properly broken in and then just grabbing some pantyhose or tights out the package and having them shrink one hour into my work day. . .can you say constricted blood flow??? I had to take them joints off and run down the street for a new pair.

Brightness
02-03-2005, 11:07 AM
You know the Number #1 rule of thumb in damned near every Black household is:

Lay your clothes out for the next day!

I :cry: :D :cry: :D :cry: because sometimes I will catch myself ending a phone conversation by saying I have to go so I can lay my clothes out for work/church, etc.




Yea that has happen to me as well.

I left off the fact that what I thought were BROWN trouser socks were PLUM!! So I got on tan plans, a brown sweater and PLUM trouser socks with Brown Shoes, lol lol

I just wanna GO HOME!

misha
02-03-2005, 11:13 AM
[QUOTE=Pamalicious]When's the last time you've had one? I mean it either ain't working, ain't working on you, looked good in the house but outside YIKES!, you thought it still fit but uh...


I'm asking cause I'm having one today, lol lol

Two words: Courdroy Pants!


Corduroys....bane of my existence! I have on some today that started out cute but are now sagging in the back so bad it looks like I'm carrying something back there. it is so not cute.

Pamalicious
02-03-2005, 11:14 AM
You know the Number #1 rule of thumb in damned near every Black household is:

Lay your clothes out for the next day!

I :cry: :D :cry: :D :cry: because sometimes I will catch myself ending a phone conversation by saying I have to go so I can lay my clothes out for work/church, etc.



You Ain't Never Lied. I need my own website www.pamsahotmess.com

I knew I was meaning to because at minimum I work out in my head what I'm wearing the next day this morning it was fly off the cuff and you see what happened, lol

Tastey
02-03-2005, 11:47 AM
My birthday outfit.

I ordered a cream colored off the shoulder sweater from Victoria Secret

and a pair of Gold bell bottom pants from Lerners.

The pictures looked HOT.

The outfit looked a HOT MESS.

I tried it on and it never got past my mirror.

It's still hanging in my closet.

lol :p

FoxEMomma
02-03-2005, 11:54 AM
You know the Number #1 rule of thumb in damned near every Black household is:

Lay your clothes out for the next day!

I :cry: :D :cry: :D :cry: because sometimes I will catch myself ending a phone conversation by saying I have to go so I can lay my clothes out for work/church, etc.




Because I was forced to do this as a child,
I never do this
I always grab something at the last minute.
9 times out of 10
its black slacks since they go with everything.

I hated laying my clothes out for the next day because when I woke up I was never in the mood to wear what I laid out the night before.

Tastey
02-03-2005, 11:56 AM
Because I was forced to do this as a child,
I never do this
I always grab something at the last minute.
9 times out of 10
its black slacks since they go with everything.

I hated laying my clothes out for the next day because when I woke up I was never in the mood to wear what I laid out the night before.

I'm a combination of this.

I still lay them out, cus it's such a habit from childhood...but 8/10 times I will change my mind in the morning and wear something else.

lol :p

That Damn jl
02-03-2005, 12:09 PM
My last fashion no no was about a year and a half ago...My dumb ass walked out the house in all pink. I looked like a pink pig. Re-damn-diculous...I think I got the laughable photo of myself somewhere....

here it go

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/6094/pinkjl5rw.png

MndBdySoul
02-03-2005, 01:54 PM
My last fashion no no was about a year and a half ago...My dumb ass walked out the house in all pink. I looked like a pink pig. Re-damn-diculous...I think I got the laughable photo of myself somewhere....

here it go

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/6094/pinkjl5rw.png


now THAT is funny.. you need to be :beating for that!


My last fashion oops was back in the summer... I had on a denim skirt(long in length) with a slit on each side.

I didn't realize how damn far up the slits were until I went to sit down.... I don't mind showin' a lil leg but these slits went up far. Oops.

Tastey
02-03-2005, 01:56 PM
My last fashion no no was about a year and a half ago...My dumb ass walked out the house in all pink. I looked like a pink pig. Re-damn-diculous...I think I got the laughable photo of myself somewhere....

here it go

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/6094/pinkjl5rw.png

Yo ass look like Petunia in dat.

RTFLOL :p

That Damn jl
02-03-2005, 02:17 PM
All I can say is hot ass mess! I often laugh at that pic. And I am holding the pants up, but damn....can you imagine that shit? I had to change my shoes. I had on a black tank top and I had to put on some black shoes. :rolleyes:

sistuhchey
02-03-2005, 08:33 PM
9 times out of 10
its black slacks since they go with everything.



slacks,skirts,sweaters,blouse...whatever...give me black...add a tee for color or a scarf......and if it's not black..it's khaki..and if it's not khaki..it's jeans...
....yep..I'm pretty stuck on black...blazer, leather,full coat...blaaaaaaccckkk

can't do the pastel colors.....it kinda fucks with me....takes me back to my childhood and easter.... :blah:

Jonjon
02-03-2005, 08:58 PM
I hated laying my clothes out for the next day because when I woke up I was never in the mood to wear what I laid out the night before.



LOL..... Zuri asked me why I didn't get my clothes out the night beefore and I told him exactly what you said.......... "I might not be in the mood for the outfit in the morning".

He just kinda looking at me like .....Huh?......In the MOOD ? ..... For an outfit ?

But he has no fashion sense.......so what does he know?

Brightness
02-04-2005, 02:57 AM
I can plan out my whole wardrobe for the week and I have typically have a back up or two.

Pamalicious
02-04-2005, 03:11 AM
TODAY my friends - I am out the fashion disaster zone. I have on jeans, a scoop neck top and some boots, lol lol Always a safe way to make people forget the plum socks of yesterday, lol

Succubus
02-07-2005, 12:09 PM
Lord, Brightness! You lay 'em out???? I just can't imagine being that organized! I am wearing right now a cute ass outfit from Jones New York. -A navy wrap top with a black and tan skirt, black and tan shoes. Yeah you heard right! The top is navy! I wish I could just go through the floor. and what's worse is that the top shows just a bit too much cleaveage. ANNOUNCING the color clash! LOL