Talking in Yo Sleep?

[Admin]

Fam, what is the funniest shyt YOU or someone else you have heard has said in their sleep?

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[seductive_tee]

I heard my son moaning...I woke his ass up.

[14KBlaqWmn]

This really isn't funny when you think about it, but to hear my cousin tell it, you'd be ROTFL.

She told me that one night while she and her husband were asleep in bed, he all of a sudden reached over and started choking her while mumbling something like "die MF die". Somehow she managed to get away from him to turn the light on. At that point he woke up and was wondering why she was gasping for air and calling him all kinds of names under the sun. He was having a dream about one of his military experiences years ago. What gets me is that this man is a rail. Very soft-spoken, humble and just doesn't looks like he could hurt a flea, so I guess he had some pent up anger from way back in the day and she ended up receiving the brunt end of it.

[Juicey1]

Every now and then my husband will have fighting dreams and I am the one to catch the elbow in the eye or the fingers in my mouth. I have been hit in the eye once and he stuck his fingers in my mouth twice. He just does a lot of moaning, kicking, grinding his teeth. He never really say anything.

The other night my son had fallen asleep with the tv on and his glasses on. I took his glasses off and when I turned to turn his tv off he said "hey, I need those, give me my glasses, come on, give me my glasses". I laughed so loud, then I had to let him know it was me and to lay back down.

[OhSoPrecious]

14K, my Uncle was just telling me that he dreamt something like that and woke up choking his wife~!! :rolleyes: Is your cousin named. . . Catherine~??!! :eek:


Anyway. . . I talk in my sleep. . :( but no one will tell me what I am talking about~!!! :confused: I've been thinking about recording myself while asleep~!! :rolleyes: :D

I'm just afraid I might be saying stuff I don't want anyone else to hear~!! :eek:

[Admin]

Originally posted by Juicey1+


The other night my son had fallen asleep with the tv on and his glasses on. I took his glasses off and when I turned to turn his tv off he said "hey, I need those, give me my glasses, come on, give me my glasses". I laughed so loud, then I had to let him know it was me and to lay back down.

Juicey1, This is too funny...:D i laughed out loud when I read it...
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[Juicey1]

Originally posted by admin


Juicey1, This is too funny...:D i laughed out loud when I read it...
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I was quite tickled myself. He does that kinda thing every now and then. He will be reaching for stuff and trying to give things to whoever he is talking to. Sometimes he can get a little loud because I will be in my bedroom with the door closed and can hear him, then I have to go check on him.