Juicey1
12-07-2004, 08:37 AM
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we`d give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $80,000.00 & your mother just lost her job. There`s no way we can
afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little
Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I`ll be damned if I`m staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike.
father said, "Son, we`d give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $80,000.00 & your mother just lost her job. There`s no way we can
afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little
Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I`ll be damned if I`m staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike.