RockYoKoo
10-15-2004, 08:42 AM
In A Ghetto far, far, away lil Jamokie Skywalker (ROCK to his playa patna’s) age 15 plays wit his ball, when along came this fine Hoochay Mama named Lay-ya(Princess to her friends) age 20……..
Lay-ya: Hey ROCK, can I play wit yo ball too….
Jamokie: Y sho Princess, I ain’t no playa hata, get yo ROCK on…
Lay-ya: Mmmmm, Mokay, what a big ROCK you getting to be…..
Jamokie: <<Looking dem Hoochay breast and azzz>> Thank you, Pricess, or can I Lay-ya, I mean call ya Lay-ya.
Lay-ya: Y 4 sho shortay, you can Lay-ya me if ya want…
Jamokie: <<Knows he is not that experience>> Sure can I cum ova lata tonight?
Lay-ya: Sure just don’t forget, ROCK.
So Jamokie goes off deep in da hood to learn the ways of the FOCE. He goes to Yolanda’s house(35 yr OG), known by the local playa’s as Yoda…
Jamokie: <<Enters Yoda’s house>> Yoda, ya got to help me learn to wield my ROCK, like a true Ghetto Fabalous Jedi…
Yolanda: So you think you ready 4 da FOCE huh? Well cum ova hea ROCK and uhh let me see…
Jamokie: <<Moves slowly ova to Yoda and pull the ROCK out….>>
Yolanda: OOOOHH LAWD! Da FOCE is growin strong in ya, <<As she begins to suck da ROCK>>
**SLURP, SLURP** Dis is da strongest ROCK in da hood, you go be a true palya. Now let Yoda test da FOCE inside you…<<She climbs on top of da ROCK>>
Jamokie: <<On his back>> Ooooh Yoda, you my nugga, Ooooh Yoda you like dis ROCK..<<Slaps dat azz[Cause da FOCE run in his family, a natural]>> <<Now thrusting his hips up and her azzz bounces off those athletic thighs…
Jamokie hits dat koo for 3 hours straight and Yoda can’t believe the FOCE she felt, so she passes out. **BEEP, BEEP, BEEP** Jamokie’s pager goes off. It was a voice mail sayin..”Help me Jamokie, you’re my only hope.”, but they did not leave a name. Jamokie knows that voice, but he don’t know where, so he sets out on his quest to find the true meaning of da ROCK…
Da saga continues…….
DUN, DUN, DUN, DA, DA, DUN, DA, DA, DUUUUUUUUUUUN
{ROCK ON YALL}
Lay-ya: Hey ROCK, can I play wit yo ball too….
Jamokie: Y sho Princess, I ain’t no playa hata, get yo ROCK on…
Lay-ya: Mmmmm, Mokay, what a big ROCK you getting to be…..
Jamokie: <<Looking dem Hoochay breast and azzz>> Thank you, Pricess, or can I Lay-ya, I mean call ya Lay-ya.
Lay-ya: Y 4 sho shortay, you can Lay-ya me if ya want…
Jamokie: <<Knows he is not that experience>> Sure can I cum ova lata tonight?
Lay-ya: Sure just don’t forget, ROCK.
So Jamokie goes off deep in da hood to learn the ways of the FOCE. He goes to Yolanda’s house(35 yr OG), known by the local playa’s as Yoda…
Jamokie: <<Enters Yoda’s house>> Yoda, ya got to help me learn to wield my ROCK, like a true Ghetto Fabalous Jedi…
Yolanda: So you think you ready 4 da FOCE huh? Well cum ova hea ROCK and uhh let me see…
Jamokie: <<Moves slowly ova to Yoda and pull the ROCK out….>>
Yolanda: OOOOHH LAWD! Da FOCE is growin strong in ya, <<As she begins to suck da ROCK>>
**SLURP, SLURP** Dis is da strongest ROCK in da hood, you go be a true palya. Now let Yoda test da FOCE inside you…<<She climbs on top of da ROCK>>
Jamokie: <<On his back>> Ooooh Yoda, you my nugga, Ooooh Yoda you like dis ROCK..<<Slaps dat azz[Cause da FOCE run in his family, a natural]>> <<Now thrusting his hips up and her azzz bounces off those athletic thighs…
Jamokie hits dat koo for 3 hours straight and Yoda can’t believe the FOCE she felt, so she passes out. **BEEP, BEEP, BEEP** Jamokie’s pager goes off. It was a voice mail sayin..”Help me Jamokie, you’re my only hope.”, but they did not leave a name. Jamokie knows that voice, but he don’t know where, so he sets out on his quest to find the true meaning of da ROCK…
Da saga continues…….
DUN, DUN, DUN, DA, DA, DUN, DA, DA, DUUUUUUUUUUUN
{ROCK ON YALL}