Pamalicious
10-13-2004, 10:23 AM
Signs You Work In The Year 2004
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags
out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they
do not have email addresses.
Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your
bookmarks.
You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and
bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get
crossed off.
You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
You consider 2nd day Air Delivery and Inter-office Mail
painfully slow.
You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing
cabinet. (you actually "dine" standing over the kitchen sink
or lounging on the sofa.)
Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it
notes.
You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways
to improve their process.
You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats
to work.
You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
for a living.
You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendar-
izing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
You know the people at the airport hotels better than your
next door neighbors.
You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
Friday night plans.
You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put
his ideas into a matrix.
You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags
out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they
do not have email addresses.
Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your
bookmarks.
You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and
bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get
crossed off.
You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
You consider 2nd day Air Delivery and Inter-office Mail
painfully slow.
You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing
cabinet. (you actually "dine" standing over the kitchen sink
or lounging on the sofa.)
Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it
notes.
You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways
to improve their process.
You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats
to work.
You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
for a living.
You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendar-
izing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
You know the people at the airport hotels better than your
next door neighbors.
You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
Friday night plans.
You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put
his ideas into a matrix.
You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.