seducshun
10-07-2004, 07:48 AM
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> There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when
> you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
> she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at
> the Personnel Manager's door.
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> The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
> employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
> putting the entire production line behind schedule.
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> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to
> the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men
> watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
> begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
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> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls
> himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to
> keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
> yesterday......" (wait for it)
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> "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
> There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when
> you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
> she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at
> the Personnel Manager's door.
>
> The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
> employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
> putting the entire production line behind schedule.
>
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to
> the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men
> watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
> begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls
> himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to
> keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
> yesterday......" (wait for it)
>
> (scroll down......)
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> "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".