Dictionary For Personal Ads

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous .................Slept with everyone
Athletic.......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathologic al liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun...........................................Anno ying
New-Age....... ......Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........ ...............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous.... ................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

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HERE IS ONE FOR THE MAN:

Finanically secure...........want to get in your pants.
Athletic....................want to get in your pants.
Tall..........................want to get in your pants.
Handsome.................want to get in your pants.
Happy go lucky.................happy to get in your pants.
Friendship..........................we can be friends for the first 3 seconds before four play.