Oldest/Youngest [Archive]

Admin

11-16-2001, 05:39 AM

1986 while.....On Tour

Me=21
Her=16

Location: Mobile, Alabama (I'm sure that was against the law), but the shyt was goooood:D

LOL, I can laugh about it now, but back then I was Skurred as a muvfucka.

Holla:beating

Tastey

11-16-2001, 05:50 AM

It's a good thing you didn't get caught cus if you had in BAMA you would have been like Eddie & Martin doing life at the Camp.

RTFLOL :p :p

Admin

11-16-2001, 06:03 AM

Cool Hand Luke! Yeah, they would have put my ass under the jail. The skurriest thing was that I did not were a condom and I came sooooo hard that I knew she was pregnant.

Still wonder if I have a Love Child:D Yall, gonna see me on Rickey Lake one day......(door bell rings) and out walks some grown ass nigga calling me Daddy?

Door bell rings again and out comes this woman and she's telling me that Kwame' is my son.

Door bell rings again and here come the paramedics cause now I'm having a heart attack like Fred G Sanford!!!

OMD!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790731509.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpghttp://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783237367.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000399WI.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tastey

11-16-2001, 06:07 AM

Some poor Joe working 3rd shift at Bilo supporting Kwame' for you thinking it's his cuz his girlfriend was a groupie back in the day. RTFLOL :D

Yeah, I'm waiting on that Rickey Lake show. LOL :D

nubianx2

11-16-2001, 06:12 AM

Me = 37
Him = 26

djackso

11-16-2001, 06:15 AM

Me=18
Her=43
Higher Learning at it's finest.

Admin

11-16-2001, 06:16 AM

Okay, that was funny, but I'm serious, I have always had that fear. Last time I spoke to her was in 1995 and she said nuthing about a kid, soooo I think I'm in the clear, but ya never know?

So, don't let me catch you emailing Ricky Lake about this shyt:D i know how you are NUKKA!

Door bell rings again and Ricky asks me if I know a woman named Gena. I say yeah, but...

Ricky says "Come in Gena!!", then yo ass walks out on stage with yo lil tiny feets.

Rickey tells me that you were the person who wrote in to the show and started all of this reunion shyt!

Then I jummp on you and start to starngle yo ass!

Rickey cuts to a commercial while my son and the whole security staff...tries to pull me off of you..

Holla:beating

Tastey

11-16-2001, 06:28 AM

Of course she didn't say nothing. Kwame been thinking Leroy his Daddy all this time why she gone upset him??? :p

Now to get on a National TV??? She might have to tell er'body cus being a groupie was FUN...but meeting Ricki Lake??? Oh my Gawd! all her dreams is coming true.

She's going to Kmart and get that new red dress that Leroy said they couldn't afford cus she gots to be looking GOOOOD when she see her baby Daddy again.

I can hear her on the phone now:
Girl Chile, I'm gone be on TV!!! Yeah you remember that guy Marcus that sang that song Roaches, I mean Rumors. Anyway Chile...He Kwame' REAL Daddy and we going on Rickey Lake to meet him. Yeah Chile, I heard he own his own website or something. Me and Kwame' bout to get PAID!!!!! Leroy??? Awww forget his ass! He trying to act all hurt and sh*t. But who cares I'm gone be on TV!!!!!!!

RTFLOL

Admin

11-16-2001, 06:37 AM

Gena, you WRONG! for that Roaches?? WTF? LOL

Wheeeew! Weeee! I'm sitting her in tears typing and I can't see the dayuum monitor..

KMart? Red Dres? Leroy? Wheeeeew! You Wrong! What can I say? I just hope this shyt never comes to light.

Holla
:eek: :D :beer :(

Admin

11-16-2001, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by djackso+
Me=18
Her=43
Higher Learning at it's finest.

Dayuuum Bruh! Last time I saw that shyt was in Vegas:

http://www.dailydiva.com/hushnic/vegas/softsand.jpg

Holla

11-16-2001, 07:56 AM

Me = 24 / Her = 37

Her = 19 / Me = 39 (I sometime feel bad about that one)

Admin

11-16-2001, 08:12 AM

You the muvfuckin man! I mean 20 years difference? Wow! I know that shyt was tight, probably made you cum real quick!

Holla

que90nek

11-16-2001, 08:42 AM

me 19 her 43 (and she WAS a lesbian! ha ha not anymore!)

gosh....me 27 her 19....that was some especially good stuff....she was a little TOO knowledgeable about tryin to turn me out!

11-16-2001, 08:49 AM

I didn't know she was 19 prior to the deed. All I knew was that she had some big titties for a slim girl. I could see those bad boys popping out from the sides when looking at her with her back turned.

I remember when I came out of the shower with a towel wrap around me, she was lying on the bed eye balling me, when I got close to the bed, she snatched the towel off of me and then she covered her mouth saying AWHHHH, while grabbing her crotch. I asked her whats wrong and she said that she told her girl friend the other day that she wanted a big man and then said you must be carefull of what you wish for.........:D

djackso

11-16-2001, 09:02 AM

CD, I'm going to call you Hugh Hefner cause only Hugh gets young tenders like that.

seductive_tee

11-16-2001, 10:55 AM

me 27 him 40 and can u believe he called me today asking when we getting married...lol!

i've never been with a younger man

Bedroomeyes

11-16-2001, 11:12 AM

me: 24 him:37

me:26 him:23

can't go any younger than that...:rolleyes:

HulaSista

11-16-2001, 12:08 PM

this is only sex right?

him 39
me 27

i've never sexed with a younger man either. can't imagine it for some reason.

++++++++++++++

admin, you wrong for that picture of soft! lmao

so.........gentlemen, younger pussy feels better???

Soft.......what was the 50 year old like? was he all wrinkly? What about the 24 year old? I'm gettin prepared for some young ducklin comin up real soon, and, just wants to know... :D

KissableSexyShortStuff

11-16-2001, 03:01 PM

Me 26
Him 38

Me 28
Him 24

Melotic

11-16-2001, 06:12 PM

Her: 32
Me: 25

Her: 19
Me: 29

OhSoPrecious

11-17-2001, 04:07 AM

A. - I was 33, he was 39
B. - I was 33, he was 29

That was a good year. . me being 33~!!! :upto: :evil:

HulaSista

11-17-2001, 07:38 PM

Precious....did this all happen in the same year?

misha

11-17-2001, 09:40 PM

Him 47
Me 39

Me 39
Him 26

OhSoPrecious

11-18-2001, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by HulaSista+
Precious....did this all happen in the same year?

Like I said. . that was a good year~!!!!!! :upto: :evil: :D

SoftNwet

11-19-2001, 05:13 AM

Originally posted by HulaSista+

Soft.......what was the 50 year old like? was he all wrinkly? What about the 24 year old? I'm gettin prepared for some young ducklin comin up real soon, and, just wants to know... :D

50 was okay but the skin was kind of loose. I think after the first time he started taking the little blue pill. The second time was a little better but then he was all huffy and puffy like he was trying to catch his breath. Doubt there will be a round three.

HulaSista

11-19-2001, 08:46 AM

tanks....i will make a mental note of that.......:D

ThickBodyHottie

11-19-2001, 01:09 PM

me:26...he:57
me:26...he:22

it was a very good year...:upretty

SoftNwet

09-04-2002, 04:12 PM

**Bump**

mystkev

09-04-2002, 05:20 PM

A. Me 22 Him 36
B. Me 22 Him 19

Oral Sex Only, Me 21 Him 55, that was an interesting experience.

MsLick Him Low

09-05-2002, 03:00 AM

Me - 27
Him - 48

Him - 20
Me - 27

MsMeelah

09-05-2002, 03:29 AM

Me- 28
him -20 or 21

I ain't gonna lie, it's something about sexing a inexperienced young buck like that. I was in full control. Too bad he transferred schools. Hmmmm. I think Imma take me a trip up to Howard today, and check out the FRESHMEN :upto:

Me 23
Him-39 ( this was the worst sex I ever had, Tee/Light this was the FARTER I was talking about on GTBF)

shtalker

09-05-2002, 04:15 AM

Me 25
Him 32

Me 23
Him 21

Andre98

09-05-2002, 09:28 AM

Just when you think you know folks, a thread like this rolls along. Yall some admitting personla shyt mofos, aren't ya? I see this was a thread from way last year, revived by the Tasty one, and everybody picked up where they left off.

Let's just say my answer is that the oldest:
she was 1 year older.

and youngest: she was /still is 3 and a half years younger.

seductive_tee

09-05-2002, 10:25 AM

Still want me a younger man.....

D2daO2da

09-06-2002, 06:27 PM

Me 22
She 39

Me 26
She 18, I verified with the Drivers License.

D

OhSoPrecious

09-08-2002, 08:07 AM

My numbers have changed slightly. . .

I was 34, he was 42~!!!!!!!! :cool:

Brightness

09-08-2002, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by Brightness+
A. What has been the oldest partner you had and what age were you?
Me:35 Him:42
I generally don't do older men.

Originally posted by Brightness+
B. What has been the youngest partner you had and what age were you?

Me:34 Him:27/28
Younger men seem to be my "specialty". . .on the avg. they tend to be 3-5 yrs. younger.

AllEyesonIvy

09-09-2002, 12:01 PM

Me:22 Him:39

Me: 21 Him: 19

swtjamaica

09-09-2002, 12:31 PM

me: 30
him: 23

me: 25
him:37

Mocha

09-09-2002, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Brightness+
A. What has been the oldest partner you had and what age were you?

B. What has been the youngest partner you had and what age were you?

A. 37/28 or we can take it wayyy back, 17/12:D

B. 20/24

(him/me)

CLSmooove

09-09-2002, 01:40 PM

oldest: Me: 25 him 37
youngest: Me: 29 Him 21 (Lawd help me that was the shit)

HulaSista

09-09-2002, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by CLSmooove+
youngest: Me: 29 Him 21 (Lawd help me that was the shit)

really? i can picture your face saying this. make me want to run out and find me one...