SeaDuceme2
08-31-2004, 09:49 AM
This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday
morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract,
and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is
a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the
preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely
wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs,
and applauds.
Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher
stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the
college education of his children!!" More sighs and applauses.
Ms. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll
give him SEX!!" There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks, "Ms. Ella
May, whatever possessed you to say that?" Ms. Ella May answers, "I just
asked my husband how we could help, and he said....... F _ _ _ him."
morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract,
and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is
a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the
preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely
wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs,
and applauds.
Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher
stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the
college education of his children!!" More sighs and applauses.
Ms. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll
give him SEX!!" There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks, "Ms. Ella
May, whatever possessed you to say that?" Ms. Ella May answers, "I just
asked my husband how we could help, and he said....... F _ _ _ him."