Say What??

[Tastey]

"Stop making all that damn noise, you gonna run up my light bill!"

-My Grandmother

Lisa Lisa's signature (which I just love by the way) made me think of this thread. What crazy sayings did your family members have that always made you wonder or laugh.

A whistling girl, and a cackling hen will surely come to no good end.
-My Grandmother

LOL :p

[Sparkles]

" here's a few dollars to keep the hanks off of ya"!!!

my ole time favorite, you know when you use to say such and such it getting on my nerves(mine you that was a prase we probably got from our parents saying to us) and my mom "Getting on your nerves, you aren't old enough to even have nerves!!! lolol

[SoftNwet]

"She/he don't take no tea for the fever"

Which means that, back in the day when people used to get sick they were given tea but a person was so tough they would not take the tea they would sweat it out.

I love my Granny, she called my step-father a "Suck-egg dog" that shit was funny as hell. She said that meant that back in the day old mangy dogs would walk around the barn yard and find eggs and suck out the yolk, those were the lowest forms of dogs around just plain old nasty.

[Bedroomeyes]

Tastey - I saw Lisa Lisa's signature and was gonna do the same post!! :D

I have a few - gotta rack my brain.. But I remember when we were little and my mother and father used to argue.. She didn't want to cuss in front of us.. :rolleyes: so she would say.. "Kiss what I twist and I don't mean my wrist"! She won't fooling nobody.. We knew what she meant.. :p

[Bedroomeyes]

Originally posted by softNwet+
[B she called my step-father a "Suck-egg dog" [/B]


That one just made my day!!!! :D :cry: :D :cry: :D

[OhSoPrecious]

My Grandmother use to say some really strange stuff. . . the one that sticks in mind is the whistling girl~! :eek: She use to hate when I would whistle~!! :hammer She would get extremely upset with me~!! :(

She came to live with us here in Jersey. . from South Carolina. . and when I was pregnant, she said that I couldn't have anything to do with our dog~!! :confused: That I couldn't even look at him. . let alone feed him. . and that I would mark the baby by him~!! :eek: :cry: :eek:

She use to kill me with that one. . of course, I didn't listen to her. .

Too bad I can't think of any other interesting stuff she use to say~!!! :upretty


God Bless Her Soul~!!

[sistuhchey]

"COTTON PICKA".....or he always said....Champagne taste beer pocket!!!....or my grandmas' favorite advice...keep Sally clean and your legs crossed.......or they always talked about back in the "HEY DAY" or "HAY DAY"...I never figured out which spelling of HEY???..lol,lol......I miss those old folks..and their wisdom...:( :(

[HulaSista]

my grandmother would say:

when someone let out gas: MO ROOM OUT THAN IT IS IN

when someone was dressed funny: think he looking cute and he's lookin curious.........


can't think of any more right now!

[Tastey]

Originally posted by HulaSista
when someone was dressed funny: think he looking cute and he's lookin curious.........


can't think of any more right now!

I gotta use that one. lol :p

[Pamalicious]

On of my friends said their Grandfather used to say: "I'd walk a mile through your shit to be next to your ass"

[missbuttabutt]

According to my grandma,

"When ya don't hear, ya does feel."

"Me ain't frighten fuh cut rass wid me cutlass."
Through the accent, "I ain't scurred to cut a nigga."

[zuriyahe]

Let's see..

"Bless his cotton pickin' heart"

"Use your head for more than a hat rack"

(Of course, for about 15 years, I thought that she was saying "Hat Rat"...hahahah)

[RemiRed]

" your eyes may shine your teef may GRIT but, none of this you shall get !!"

after someone saying I WANT..
" I cant control ya wants , but i can PUT a HOLD on ya GETS!!"

"u'll lie b4 cat will kiss his ass str8"


after someone saying KISS MY ASS..
""kissing ass is outta style turn around and SUCK AWHILE ""




all classic VINCENT:D

[Joi :)]

Originally posted by RemiRed
" your eyes may shine your teef may GRIT but, none of this you shall get !!"

after someone saying I WANT..
" I cant control ya wants , but i can PUT a HOLD on ya GETS!!"

"u'll lie b4 cat will kiss his ass str8"


after someone saying KISS MY ASS..
""kissing ass is outta style turn around and SUCK AWHILE ""




all classic VINCENT:D

i like them!

[CLSmooove]

Oh boy if I had a dime for everytime my mother came out her mouth with something.... man I tell ya....

Me, Sea and Remi affectionatly call'em "Nana Quotes"

and for the life of me I cant think of that many....

so here's a few:

"better to fart and be shame than to bust a gut and go lame"

after some says " If I...." or "If she/he..." she said (and this was in my signature)
"If bullfrogs had wings they wouldnt bump their ass everytime they hopped"

"dont fart and tell me...u better Shit and show me"

"he sharper than a BOW DICK DOG" (i still to this day do not know what a bow dick dog is)

"he/she is as ugly as pootin in sunday school"

[MR REMI RED]

"Nana Quotes"

"he sharper than a BOW DICK DOG" (i still to this day do not know what a bow dick dog is)


UMMMMmmmM... :rolleyes:
that was me in the CAROLINA BLUE suit @ your wedding !...
( well thats what she told me )...

addition...
for a scary ass person..
" ur as NERVOUS as a long tailed cat in a HOUSE full of ROckIng chairs... :upto: