Pamalicious
07-01-2004, 10:09 AM
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"
10. That actor who played the President was totally
unconvincing
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have
included the part where I get him deported
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke
cigarettes and gives people the finger
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn
lodged in my windpipe
3. Where the hell was Spider-man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball
[Courtesy Of The Lateshow With David Letterman]
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10. That actor who played the President was totally
unconvincing
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have
included the part where I get him deported
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke
cigarettes and gives people the finger
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn
lodged in my windpipe
3. Where the hell was Spider-man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball
[Courtesy Of The Lateshow With David Letterman]
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