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Bedroomeyes
11-05-2001, 06:33 AM
Malik returns from the doctor and tells his wife, LaQuita, that the
doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,
Malik
asks LaQuita for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they "get busy".
About six hours later, Malik goes to LaQuita and says, "Honey, you know I
now have only
18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course LaQuita
agrees and they do it again.
Later, as Malik gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realized that he
now has only 8 hours left. He touches LaQuita's shoulder and asks, "Honey,

please....just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course Big
Daddy"
and they make love for the third time.
After this session, LaQuita rolls over and falls asleep.
Malik, however,worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until
he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps LaQuita and says "honey, I have only 4
more hours. Do you think we could........."
At this point LaQuita sits up and says, "Look Nigga, I have to get up in
the morning.....YOU DON'T! :upto:

mack_black
11-05-2001, 08:44 AM
:p :cry::p:cry:

that was on point BE... :D

HulaSista
11-05-2001, 01:11 PM
ctfu:beating :D